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Grittybeard posted:I looked into urban beekeeping on a whim a few weeks ago. Only if you don't strip naked, take a viagra and then wear a bee suit for hours on end.
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weird Asian candy posted:So not only is your girlfriend crazy cat lady, but you are physically suffering because of it? I have a solution for you, find the nearest bucket, fill it with water, and report back for next steps... Cats own and my body mildly rebelling against them is not a deal breaker
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Spoeank posted:One time when I was an angsty middle schooler I went into Hot Topic with a vaguely goth friend. When we were in there he was like "I think this song just is some guy screaming shut up over and over." I told him nobody would be stupid enough to write a song like that.
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weird Asian candy posted:So not only is your girlfriend crazy cat lady, but you are physically suffering because of it? I have a solution for you, find the nearest bucket, fill it with water, and report back for next steps... you're a psychopath, fyi Grittybeard posted:I looked into urban beekeeping on a whim a few weeks ago. My parents raise bees. Not only do they get delicious honey, but they also get the benefits of a bunch of honeybees pollinating all their plants.
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Grittybeard posted:I looked into urban beekeeping on a whim a few weeks ago. bees are awesome and I plant things to attract them.
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Bees are great and we should do everything to get more of the lil rascals. Apparently a huge value of beekeeping is using them as pollinators. In some cases it earns far more than the honey they produce.
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Bees are cool and all but a serious bee attack is no joking matter. As a young man growing up me, and friends would like to just wonder into the woods and adventure and poo poo. Well one day my buddy Paul stepped on an underground yellow jacket nest. I ran my rear end off so fast back to his parents house. Paul was not as lucky and got stung the gently caress up all over his body. Anyways, that's my attacked by bees story.
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A Man and his dog posted:Bees are cool and all but a serious bee attack is no joking matter. Bees are not yellow jackets.
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There used to be a killer bee scare here but as far as anyone can tell they've interbred enough with the local bees that they're just moderately annoyed bees at best and will no longer chase you for a mile
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Silly Burrito posted:Bees are not yellow jackets. Yeah kill all the yellow jackets you see and no one will ever care.
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seiferguy posted:you're a psychopath, fyi I would never actually drown a cat, I'm a big softy for animals :3 Dogs are the superior pet though.... a patagonian cavy posted:Cats own and my body mildly rebelling against them is not a deal breaker I grew up with cats and they were all crazy assholes, so maybe I've just had bad experiences but that seems to be like 95% of cats from my experience. A cool cat is hard to find and rare, and acts like a dog so gently caress it and get a dog! I am also mildly allergic, my eyes get all watery and itchy.
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As a dumb teenager, I hit a tree stump with an old lawnmower and whoops, it had a wasp hive in it. It was an older lawnmower with no dead man's control. I took off running and got stung a bunch, got inside, locked down the room I was in and murdered all the wasps that got inside, then went and put on a bunch of my skiing gear and old halloween costume pieces and large rubber bands to cover my entire body, went and got a hose and proceeded to unleash hell on the swarm to get to the lawnmower and turn it off.
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Crushing certain kinds of wasps unleashes a swarm chemical, I believe, but I could be wrong on that.
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All you do is go to the shelter, play around with them for awhile there, and if there's a cat you don't feel like you can leave there... you take that cat with you Bonus, they're normally socialized, so you can get more than one via this process
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If you have a cat you have a mental illness. I read a study about this recently.
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Trying to save for a house but going to be putting my bookies bitch rear end kids through college betting baseball parlays. Lol
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5 RING SHRIMP posted:Trying to save for a house but going to be putting my bookies bitch rear end kids through college betting baseball parlays. Lol Just buy more house than you can afford with no money down 
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All dogs are my friend. The dog I had with my ex needed both of her eyes removed  I mostly get my dog time in at the bar I frequent because it's dog friendly, like all bars should be.
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All bars should be dog friendly. Just pick up the drat dog poo poo.
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I have five cats. Had six, but one died recently. Between me and my wife, I'm the crazy cat lady by a significant margin. We also feed random stray cats and do TNR with our local cat charity when we feel like making an effort. We're currently resuscitating a half-dead cat in our bathroom, who today tested positive for FIV, so yay, AIDS cat. He has a horrible wound above and around his balls that we need to clean and put ointment on daily. He is such a softy he doesn't even try to bite us while we're doing it, he just whines a little and jerks when it hurts. He is skin and bones and has been starving probably for a long time but he just wants to be pet and sit in your lap more than anything else including food. We kept bees for a couple of years. Bees are great. Honey is great. We stopped keeping bees after we both got infections from bee stings. Cellulitius is not fun and I'm allergic to three different antibiotics now. Some cats are not good pets and some are very good pets. You can't tell which kind a kitten will wind up being so evne though they're adorable you should just adopt an adult cat and ignore the kittens. Some idiots will adopt the kittens, you get a cat you already know is a good cat that likes you and isn't evil. I am the top poster in the house buying thread, ama about houses and buying them. Wasps and hornets will actually raid honey bee hives so feel free to kill them. You can bait a wasp trap with bologna and that tells you right up front how wrong wasps are. Hot rotting bolgna hanging in the sun draws wasps. Ugh. Plant bee friendly plants around your house. Especially ones that attract native bees, many of which are endangered. Lawns suck, get native plants. What are the odds the Texans just hold their breaths and take Kaep? I mean he might be too edgy for Texas to deal with, but who else are they gonna use at QB? I made papadams on sunday night. I had no idea how easy it is! You just buy the papads at an indian grocery and then you heat up some oil and drop in a little fragment until it does the puff up thing and that's when the oil is hot enough. Then drop in a papad, flip it after like five seconds, and take it out after ten. Bam, it's done. Some tamarind chutney, some mint chutny, and you're in heaven. Why didn't anyone tell me I could have crispy, delicious papadams with like five minutes of effort?
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The best part about my job is in a good week I'll meet 7 or 8 new dog friends
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Abugadu posted:We're about 2-3 months out from finishing building our I'll bring over the Bulleit and fireworks
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seiferguy posted:I went on a date with a cute girl once Found a blind chick?
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Chichevache posted:Found a blind chick?
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Eli Wiggum posted:Lincoln Park, under a half mile west of the Zoo Still never been to that zoo. We always went to Brookfield. I'm out in Wood Dale, but I'm in the city a few nights a week. a neat cape posted:Same re: Chicago What/where is this?
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We get paper jacket nests on our house in the summer and I enjoy waiting till they get a moderate size like a football the turning the hose on them and turning all their weeks of work to ruin I hope they all starve to death gently caress waspsChichevache posted:Found a blind chick? 
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I made a tweet so good tonight it literally made the news http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/04/04/twitter-gets-creative-with-johnny-cuetos-awkward-moment/
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I'm not sure an "article" composed of solicited tweets qualifies as "the news" but congrats anyway on your burgeoning e-fame!
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My tweet was also on the teevee and Johnny put it on his IG. It's all over. I'm retiring on these eDollars.
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Chichevache posted:Found a blind chick? Now that's cummies
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They did me wrong. They did me wrong. I'm just a man trying to survive this cruel world.
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Spoeank posted:I made a tweet so good tonight it literally made the news
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Cueto riding Cueto.
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SHOAH NUFF posted:A F-16 just crashed near me Of course it did.
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