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I'll just go ahead and die if there's any big societal upheaval, nuclear war, etc. Like 95% of us are gonna end up zombies in the outbreak, what makes me so special?
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PostNouveau posted:I'll just go ahead and die if there's any big societal upheaval, nuclear war, etc. Like 95% of us are gonna end up zombies in the outbreak, what makes me so special? Every american is a resource. Our corporate overlords will protect us at every cost.
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Apr 5, 2017 10:41
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goddamnit everyone will die in those cases buying 24 bottles of water turns a lovely situation into a fun story to laugh about over beers next week taking a first aid course u might save someone after a car accident (Which is the most likely thing to happen to people roughly our age, its more likely than u think!) prep for poo poo that might happen
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Apr 5, 2017 10:42
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Apr 5, 2017 10:44
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after that its just a weird hobby, but yeah every able bodied person should have enough drinking water for a week (mainly so you can share with all the idiots who didn't think to have a few bottles of water on hand) and basic first aid training (1-2 day course)
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Apr 5, 2017 10:45
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Baloogan posted:goddamnit everyone will die in those cases That's fine I'll just be the dead guy everyone's laughing about next week. 24 bottles of water are heavy.
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Apr 5, 2017 10:45
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Baloogan posted:goddamnit everyone will die in those cases at least you'll die knowing you weren't lame enough to buy ~emergency rations~
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Apr 5, 2017 10:46
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Baloogan posted:goddamnit everyone will die in those cases Where the gently caress am I going to store 24 bottles of water?
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Apr 5, 2017 10:47
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oliwan posted:Where the gently caress am I going to store 24 bottles of water? trunk of car is the best spot imo
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oliwan posted:Where the gently caress am I going to store 24 bottles of water? waterbed
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Apr 5, 2017 10:51
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Baloogan posted:trunk of car is the best spot imo My man, I don't have a car
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Apr 5, 2017 10:51
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put some in ur cabin bury some on a hill that is outside of the flooding area
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Apr 5, 2017 10:52
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MEMORIZE THE LOCATIONS learn celestial navigation buy and learn how to shoot a rifle! 200 rnds minimum!
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Apr 5, 2017 10:53
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the human butt has surprising storage capacity.
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Apr 5, 2017 10:53
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BUY INFO WARS LIFE BRAND EMERGENCY STORAGE FOOD DO IT DO IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 
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Apr 5, 2017 10:54
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mormons have literature and warehouses where everyone (even if ur not mormon) can buy long duration storage food and supplies. https://www.lds.org/topics/food-storage?lang=eng&old=true
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Apr 5, 2017 10:55
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I've got a crossbow specifically to pillage water from cucks during crisis Can never be over prepared
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Apr 5, 2017 10:55
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freckle posted:the human butt has surprising storage capacity. h*ck mine holds my entire prepper cabin and 5 years worth of alex jones superfood.
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Apr 5, 2017 10:55
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Baloogan posted:BUY INFO WARS LIFE BRAND EMERGENCY STORAGE FOOD 1800 servings of gorilla cum for only 1797 bucks??
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Apr 5, 2017 10:55
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Yinlock posted:1800 servings of gorilla cum for only 1797 bucks?? lol thats USD so its like 4000$ canadian
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Apr 5, 2017 10:56
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They got winco up in BC?!?! Been my goto grocery store of late, dig their medium roast Sumatra coffee.
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Junkyard Poodle posted:They got winco up in BC?!?! yes, i ran out to the store to put 24 bottles of water in my cart then i took a photo i just searched for it online to show this insanely urban gercuck how small it isssss
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Apr 5, 2017 10:58
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oliwan posted:My man, I don't have a car bury it in your extremely spacious garden like what people have on tv rent a bus station locker and stuff it full of bottled water like jet li did with guns in kiss of the dragon starring jet li, bridget fonda, and tcheky karyo
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Junkyard Poodle posted:I've got a crossbow specifically to pillage water from cucks during crisis I've got a horton hd 175. loving love it
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Apr 5, 2017 10:58
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when mad max happens im gonna wait a couple weeks for settlements to form and then walk right up to the nearest one and tell em all theyre loving idiots and theyll put literally anyone in charge cos theyre fuckin morons and then after they make me chief ill just keep doin that til every settlement bends the knee bing bong who needs crossbows
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Apr 5, 2017 11:01
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Baloogan posted:yes, i ran out to the store to put 24 bottles of water in my cart then i took a photo really appreciate the effort
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Apr 5, 2017 11:02
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I'm pretty sure that up here in canada the social fabric will stick together, and that if food does become scarce id absolutely share with p much anyone im just holding out for the biggest 'i fuckin told you soooooooo' after a small nuclear war in india and cyber attacks globally shut down food distribution for a week or so in north america (mostly due to panic etc)
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Apr 5, 2017 11:03
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Baloogan posted:yes, i ran out to the store to put 24 bottles of water in my cart then i took a photo i prefer to only believe this version of events, sir.
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Apr 5, 2017 11:03
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the only survival tool i need is my tactical tomahawk
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Yinlock posted:the only survival tool i need is my tactical tomahawk lol @ yinlock being stopped by the rcmp and they being all "lol this looks like something a good canadian shouldn't have, well, good day" and riding off into the sunset on their horses
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Apr 5, 2017 11:05
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well I already bought my metal hockey mask and studded leather codpiece, so if this apocalypse doesnt happen I'm going to look like a fuckin' fool
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Baloogan posted:yes, i ran out to the store to put 24 bottles of water in my cart then i took a photo Figured you photo caroling your hoarding ways and had it on file, that's all Also, FYI; Winco is an acronym for Washington idaho Nevada California and Oregon though they have store in other states like Arizona.
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Apr 5, 2017 11:05
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Yinlock posted:the only survival tool i need is my tactical tomahawk lol the us is so hosed up
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Yinlock posted:the only survival tool i need is my tactical tomahawk loving gerber. probably breaks after one chop. only thing worse than gerber is Blackhawk. they have the worst breach kits.
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Baloogan posted:I'm pretty sure that up here in canada the social fabric will stick together yeah the place which had one of its largest cities wrecked by a hockey riot seems like itll keep it together
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Apr 5, 2017 11:06
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ive got a really cool combination axe sledgehammer for chopping wood and im pretty sure I could go through walls with it
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Baloogan posted:ive got a really cool combination axe sledgehammer for chopping wood and im pretty sure I could go through walls with it i demand an immediate field test.
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I did a thing posted:loving gerber. why would you need a breach kit for casual use you know, when youre fighting in the burbs
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