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Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
if India's space program continues to be successful they should launch a space station and name it Bhabilon 5

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Ha

The Jack Chop Guy
Mar 31, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Amarcarts posted:

I made contact with her boobs.rear end.camel toe

I just bought this domain

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
im a hottie bhabhi with a very naughty bhabi body!!!!!!!!!!! cum fac my milks they go slorp

naem
May 29, 2011

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

im a hottie bhabhi with a very naughty bhabi body!!!!!!!!!!! cum fac my milks they go slorp

Tina fey I love you

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Tighclops posted:

if India's space program continues to be successful they should launch a space station and name it Bhabilon 5

hi i am searching much for sexxy space bhabhis wit much zero gravitys milkbags I want to suck and fuk please call 838594828 or visit to me in space station please girls only

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

naem posted:

Tina fey I love you

I love you too. You are good girl in street and bad bhabi in bed! best kind of woman! unless you are Bad Gay.

e: I am joke. Good woman doesn't spend her time in the street.

Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Apr 5, 2017

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
I live in Lund, Sweden

Not joking.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Gatts posted:

Salman Khan. He's actually one of Bollywood's biggest box office draw as his movies always make oodles of money and they're by the numbers poo poo. He's just a bulked up buff dude who can't act or dance but gets to bang all the Bollywood women. He freaked out when Aishwaryia Rai dumped him, showed up on her movie set, and had to have Shah-Rukh Khan (decent actor, dude, etc.) cut in and set him straight.

I always preferred Hrithik Roshan anyway. So loving dreamy. Can act, dance, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5dEln1ZhLQ

Does Salman even do serious movies anymore? Seems like he's been doing more comedy/parody/light hearted stuff.

The murder "trial" was going on for like 20 years. He apparently has huge mafia contacts and will never see jail for murder or poaching.

Also lol at the thought of an Indian mafia

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Romes128 posted:

The murder "trial" was going on for like 20 years. He apparently has huge mafia contacts and will never see jail for murder or poaching.

Also lol at the thought of an Indian mafia

Poaching? Did he kill an elephant or something?

Also apparently all of Bollywood exists for the puroose of money laundering, which is ehy they make like a billion movies a year. So this isn't surprising

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

So just like Hollywood then

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I thought Bollywood was all about sex slavery of gullible actresses

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Blue Train posted:

So just like Hollywood then

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Blue Train posted:

So just like Hollywood then

No, Hollywood is about sex with child actors

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

He didn't specify an age :colbert:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Well actors tho, fair enough

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Probably all true. Slavery of hot actresses, laundering, mafia exists and Hrithik was vocal about it then had to shut up cause of threats.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
I'm a 90s Bhabi in an 80s Mercedes

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Poaching? Did he kill an elephant or something?

No it was an endangered species of buck.

And he just makes garbage roided up action films where he hits on a lady 20 years younger than him.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.




Seems like milk in tetrapack

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

bubblebee posted:



And he just makes garbage roided up action films where he hits on a lady 20 years younger than him.

So like Hollywood then?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

ElGroucho posted:

I thought Bollywood was all about sex slavery of gullible actresses
I know a guy that worked in Bollywood for a couple decades and he said the Casting Couch for actresses was standard, and every one of those so-called pure women coming in, even the nepotism starlets, were pounded by producers, directors, and usually the actors.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Haier posted:

I know a guy that worked in Bollywood for a couple decades and he said the Casting Couch for actresses was standard, and every one of those so-called pure women coming in, even the nepotism starlets, were pounded by producers, directors, and usually the actors.

So the same as in Hollywood? Other than the age of the actresses, of course

spathi-wa
Sep 8, 2005
hu hu hu ^_^
Lipstick Apathy

:monocle:

bubblebee posted:

And he just makes garbage roided up action films where he hits on a lady 20 years younger than him.

stop ruining thread with all this sallu hate, he won multiple best actor awards last year

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008


Fac I got Mhoon Mhoon.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Is there a name for an Indian weeaboo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgJ4HE78BVo

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Celery Face posted:

Is there a name for an Indian weeaboo?

gheeaboo?

Lassi Lassy?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Haha

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Indiaboo works fine

Exioce
Sep 7, 2003

by VideoGames
I hear you guys like hot bhabi's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66VN2ZIWPnw

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


So much milk sac

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

the comments are amazing

Exioce
Sep 7, 2003

by VideoGames
And now, an old school classic. Simpler, happier times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0M0kfcSsYY

Exioce
Sep 7, 2003

by VideoGames
And this dude, this PIMP, is my actual paternal grandfather

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RvwXpUVDJg

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

ElGroucho posted:

quote:
She may be a whore
she may be a slut
my new girlfriend
likes me to gently caress her butt
I gently caress her rear end
with loving care
I squeeze her tits
I pull her hair
She milks my cock
for all she is worth
I gently caress her rear end
rocking back and forth
I call her my Bitch
I call her my Slut
she screams “shut up”
“and gently caress my butt”

Hallelujah, hallelujah...

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



spathi-wa posted:

Not true, we had bags and bottles till tetrapacks were invented 10 years ago


Original:



For your "research": https://www.kirtu.com/savita-bhabhi/bra-salesman/#&gid=1&pid=1

hop this halps

I like that the doorbell is deep in thought

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

This is like when I discovered my dads playboys, but before I discovered jerking off. You just kind of stand there with a boner and then flush the toilet.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Uh why are Saddam and Usay there?

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I can never tell if something Indian is going to be good or bad on youtube, because 3 billion Indians are guaranteed to upvote every goddamn thing.

They're like Filipinos with numerical advantage.

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