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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

so like for real, why do people like Rex Tillerson keep doing jobs? The guy is extremely loaded. If I was loaded I wouldn't be doing jack poo poo. I would be having fun being a cool guy and being cool to people. Definitely not working.

Is it the power?
Is it the legacy?
Is it to create vast amounts of wealth for your progeny?
Is it that they are so broken from a this extremely high income life that they just can't help but do it more and more?

his wife told him to

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


He created a literal business flow chart, and expected people to be impressed with it

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Schnorkles posted:

No, he ran an ad basically calling Brat a terrorist [iirc] and it got interpreted in the district as completely ridiculous and hardened people against him

Don't run ads that make your opponent look cool is like rule #3 of political ads

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

so like for real, why do people like Rex Tillerson keep doing jobs? The guy is extremely loaded. If I was loaded I wouldn't be doing jack poo poo. I would be having fun being a cool guy and being cool to people. Definitely not working.

Is it the power?
Is it the legacy?
Is it to create vast amounts of wealth for your progeny?
Is it that they are so broken from a this extremely high income life that they just can't help but do it more and more?

In his particular case his wife invoked Jesus as an excuse to keep him the gently caress out of the house

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Rex and Friend Ben should have a sleep-off

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

so like for real, why do people like Rex Tillerson keep doing jobs? The guy is extremely loaded. If I was loaded I wouldn't be doing jack poo poo.
Yeah but there's a reason you aren't

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

punchymcpunch posted:

his wife told him god wants him to do it

Well besides that...
but I guess if your wife and god are telling you to do something, you better do it.

crazy cloud posted:

to avoid introspection, which is more uncomfortable the more money you have and the more poo poo you did to get it

I like this answer.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

eonwe posted:

in Texas we have all kinds of varieties of coke

we have Coke, Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, Big Red, Root Beer, Sprite, etc

get owned

waitress: "what would you like to drink?"

me: "I'll have a coke"

waitress: "what kind?"

me: "dr. pepper"

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Baloogan posted:

sir this is a wendies

i played chess in a wendy's once

the manager came over to watch the game & said he'd give us free burgers if we came back sometime when it was slow so he could watch again

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
entire website is run by cucks who think the moon is real

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Sir Tonk posted:

waitress: "what would you like to drink?"

me: "I'll have a coke"

waitress: "what kind?"

me: "dr. pepper"

this owns, and should be nationwide.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

you never know what could happen, rex could still seize power. its always the quiet ones, as theys ay sometimes

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Venom Snake posted:

Don't run ads that make your opponent look cool is like rule #3 of political ads

i feel like this is the sort of ad that works real well in rural appalachia but they didn't have time to make a more suburban version so just hit the big red "MUSLIM" button

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Sir Tonk posted:

waitress: "what would you like to drink?"

me: "I'll have a coke"

waitress: "what kind?"

me: "dr. pepper"

me: beer and a shot of tequila

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/theAleppoCatman/status/849273495561351168

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

deadgoon posted:

entire website is run by cucks who think the moon is real

the moon is real

the moon is my friend

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Venom Snake posted:

my parents went to a fundraiser up in D.C. with tim kaine and apparently like all the establishment peoples failsons in D.C. are becoming socialists lol

owns

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/NPMRP/status/849644080464363522

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

jBrereton posted:

Yeah but there's a reason you aren't

I know why I'm not rich. I'm just wondering about dickheads that keep trying to be more rich. I feel like they have a problem with their brains.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

sir this is a wendies

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

atrocities????? What do you want from me, im a cat??????

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Schnorkles posted:

i feel like this is the sort of ad that works real well in rural appalachia but they didn't have time to make a more suburban version so just hit the big red "MUSLIM" button

overall i think everyone has been so desensitized to the word "terrorist" and insane sky-is-falling-ism over islam that it doesn't really matter anymore. Gotta remember that support for the Muslim ban went from like 40+% when it was announced to like 30-% now

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

deadgoon posted:

entire website is run by cucks who think the moon is real

the moon is coming for us, sooner or later

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
War atrokitties

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/sopandeb/status/849645461560598528

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



why even bother writing an article like this though

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/849639267022368770

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/aawayne/status/849645439712460800

:stare:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Iron Crowned posted:

me: beer and a shot of tequila

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEaYHdqtzMQ

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zeal posted:

surely you have some choice pertinent gifs

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
Edit: beaten by that jerk Schnorkles

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



:eyepop:
Savage

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


immunity gone lolz

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
If Bannon is getting shivved my laughing will commence

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

that entire article is good, posted a bit from it yesterday

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

woah WHAT

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


Cool

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

but why?

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



Cool

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

tacodaemon posted:

why even bother writing an article like this though

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/849639267022368770

kind of seems like the kind of thing thats so unnecessary that even publishing it makes it seem rarer than it is

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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

looks like trump is just too dumb to do fascism

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