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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDCk5m_hfq4

0:50 for 'All you need is love" and straight after that a fellow truckie in front with a blown tyre "I'll let you set the pace" - sometimes the music works.

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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
2:00 what a thoughtful truckie giving old mate a friendly push into the emergency lane

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Slugnoid posted:

2:00 what a thoughtful truckie giving old mate a friendly push into the emergency lane

And freeing up all traffic on the other lanes. And first I thought he was going downhill and couldn't slow down, then I realised his master plan.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Yeah when they started across the bridge and poo poo hit the fan I remember thinking "Well that's a really inconvenient place to have an accident" but then he relocated the crash further down the road and fixed it. :v:

I can only imagine how badly the people in the car were freaking out. "HE'S STILL GOING! HE'S NOT STOPPING! ARRRRRRGH!"


Still, could be worse ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATocBBd7ARs

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.
Anyone got the video of some goober with a caravan trying to squeeze in front a truck on an offramp? I tried searching youtube, but didn't find the one I'm thinking of.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Inco posted:

Anyone got the video of some goober with a caravan trying to squeeze in front a truck on an offramp? I tried searching youtube, but didn't find the one I'm thinking of.

Heck yes!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It turns out that putting your indicator on doesn't magically make traffic in the next lane stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az76PWGBp4s&t=110s

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
That Pepsi ad is bad mostly because it has Kendall Jenner in it. Isn't the public over the Kardashians yet?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



What if I didn't recognize anyone in the video and didn't realize any of them were famous? Does that make it any better?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
The real reason that video is bad is because it is trivializing and making mockery of literal life and death poo poo that is really, actually going on. The exact people they are pandering to are the exact people that will say "gently caress Pepsi forever" because of it.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Leon Einstein posted:

That Pepsi ad is bad mostly because it has Kendall Jenner in it. Isn't the public over the Kardashians yet?

*looks at the massive success of the Kardashians from their brick and mortar stores, to makeup lines, to mobile games, to fashion modeling, and to reality tv*

No.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

WoodrowSkillson posted:

*looks at the massive success of the Kardashians from their brick and mortar stores, to makeup lines, to mobile games, to fashion modeling, and to reality tv*

No.
I never argued their success, but feel that their overexposure has them trending downward.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Leon Einstein posted:

I never argued their success, but feel that their overexposure has them trending downward.

Are they really overexposed? I see people complaining about the Kardashians more than I see the Kardashians.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Same goes for Justin Bieber. I'll bet most people who complain about him have never heard one of his songs or would realize it if they did.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
Dashcam videos are simultaneously among the most entertaining (Australian ones doubly so) and infuriating things to watch.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Data Graham posted:

Same goes for Justin Bieber. I'll bet most people who complain about him have never heard one of his songs or would realize it if they did.

I had no idea "Love Yourself" was a Bieber song for a few months. I just heard it over and over on the radio until I was sick of it, and then only later did someone bring up that it was Bieber.

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

Il Raggio Infernale

Data Graham posted:

What if I didn't recognize anyone in the video and didn't realize any of them were famous? Does that make it any better?

Same. I just found out who Kendal Jenner is and that she is famous when we started talking about this.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


Is she the one who killed someone then just happened to come out as transgender right as the trial for killing someone started?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
That would be her father.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

ranbo das posted:

Is she the one who killed someone then just happened to come out as transgender right as the trial for killing someone started?

That was Caitlyn (formerly Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner). She's also ironically remained an rear end in a top hat conservative Republican with anti-LGBT views.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


pfft I don't recognize any people, ever, at all, for any reason

who are they? where am i?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

sandoz posted:

pfft I don't recognize any people, ever, at all, for any reason

who are they? where am i?

I mean, I wouldn't have known that was Kendall Jenner if someone hadn't told me, but I also realize that I'm not the intended target audience of that commercial. Pepsi commercials have been pretty embarrassing in one way or another my entire life, or at the very least since Michael Jackson stopped doing them.

Also, rather than that picture that people keep posting of the SWAT team pulling away from a woman with her hands up, I thought this was supposed to be a recreation of that Flower Power photo from the 60s. Either way, it's stupid.

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic
Pepsi should have just went all out and had the ending be some cops in full riot gear pause from their mace and beatings to have a nice refreshing pull from a Pepsi.

xjohnson
Sep 7, 2006
Johnson?
Young Orc

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Finally a poison I can spread around my perimeter to rid the house of yankee-devils? It's even pet-safe!

xjohnson
Sep 7, 2006
Johnson?
Young Orc
Vinegar is a great pest control. FYI

were you doing a bit?

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Actually chickens are the best for pest control
https://i.imgur.com/s05awRy.mp4

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

swordfish duelist posted:

Pepsi should have just went all out and had the ending be some cops in full riot gear pause from their Dr Pepper-spray and beatings to have a nice refreshing pull from a Pepsi.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
Always remember that birds are basically dinosaurs.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Huh, apparently chickens hunting & killing mice is somewhat common.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Powaqoatse posted:

Huh, apparently chickens hunting & killing mice is somewhat common.

I had no idea. We just bought an acreage and have a shitload of field mice. I dont want chickens, but I want mice less.

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008

SpacePig posted:

I mean, I wouldn't have known that was Kendall Jenner if someone hadn't told me, but I also realize that I'm not the intended target audience of that commercial. Pepsi commercials have been pretty embarrassing in one way or another my entire life, or at the very least since Michael Jackson stopped doing them.

Also, rather than that picture that people keep posting of the SWAT team pulling away from a woman with her hands up, I thought this was supposed to be a recreation of that Flower Power photo from the 60s. Either way, it's stupid.

A true hot take.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

mds2 posted:

I had no idea. We just bought an acreage and have a shitload of field mice. I dont want chickens, but I want mice less.

Snakes.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

What are you going to do when you're infested with snakes?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Slime posted:

What are you going to do when you're infested with snakes?

Chickens.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9yruQM1ggc

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Slime posted:

What are you going to do when you're infested with snakes?
Mongoose colony

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

the animal hierarchy goes mouse -> cat -> dog

Rasmus
Jul 13, 2016

I wish I was brian Blessed

Powaqoatse posted:

Huh, apparently chickens hunting & killing mice is somewhat common.

Makes sense, I can imagine mice do pose a natural threat to their eggs.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

From the Dumb Moves in Marketing thread:



Whoops.

The more poo poo I see like this, the more glad I am that I never bought into this "smart" garbage that controls everything. Don't care if I have to carry 5 different devices and 3 sets of keys, I'd rather have that than deal with someone hacking/blocking/bricking my stuff.

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verymoldy
May 23, 2004

Mongooses. Mongeese?

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