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customer: say, does-- me: no. |
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customer: Good afternoon! Sure is a scorcher today, huh? Me: uh yeah, how can I help? Me, internally: actually, you loving MORON, it is the period of time officially referred to as evening now, and it isn't a scorcher today because human skin gets scorched at a MUCH higher temperature, you loving idiot |
# ? Apr 5, 2017 16:12 |
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customer: Could I return these shoes I bought yesterday? They're a bit too narrow. : Sure, I just need to see your receipt. customer: Here you go. *quickly stuffs receipt into my mouth before chewing and swallowing* |
# ? Apr 5, 2017 16:31 |
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LawfulWaffle posted:Customer: Do you need my social? lol |
# ? Apr 5, 2017 16:43 |
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Cashier: You want bags for this? Their 10c each in California now. Customer: No thanks Cashier: Really, you have like... 16 cans of soup here. Can you really carry all that? Customer: doesnt your store still offer me 'help to my car'? Cashier: how are you going to get those cans out of your car though smart guy? One at a time like a chump? |
# ? Apr 5, 2017 16:48 |
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Customer: "2+2=3" My boss: *implodes* Me: *high-fiving the customer* "Looks like I've got the rest of the day off" |
# ? Apr 5, 2017 17:02 |
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Hello I'm unsatisfied with the quality of this thread, can I make a return? |
# ? Apr 5, 2017 17:13 |
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Customer : Hey which of these prices are corre... *I depants the customer in front of everyone* Me: Haha! You look like an idiot right now! Customer: Noooooooo... *sobs* |
# ? Apr 5, 2017 17:14 |
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Arrhythmia posted:customer: Could I return these shoes I bought yesterday? They're a bit too narrow.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 19:51 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:Hello I'm unsatisfied with the quality of this thread, can I make a return? Did you read the return policy? I mean let's be honest, the answer is no, else you wouldn't be asking that asinine question in the first place. Do you need a copy of it? Of course you do, because you probably don't even have a receipt, upon the back of which, this is all printed. And yes, I'll be soooooo glad to sit here and wait while you take your time meandering through it. Because clearly, if you weren't an ignoramus, you would have picked up on the fact that the answer is No. No, you can't return the thread. *is hoping he notices me twirling my hair and asks me out* |
# ? Apr 5, 2017 21:55 |
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my lifelong fantasy is peeing on a customer |
# ? Apr 5, 2017 21:56 |
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Me: Hey customer Customer: Yeah? Me: SIKE! |
# ? Apr 5, 2017 22:22 |
*asks you to load three hundred pound stove in the back of my pick-up* *doesn't lift a finger to help although i'm a 6'3" able bodied man* ---------------- |
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 12:01 |
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Had a customer come in to pick up his computer this morning, and he calls back an hour later, get this, complaining about the bees! I tell him, it's a Windows 7 machine man, you're gonna have a few bees in there. He gets all mad and says there weren't bees when he brought it in. Well no poo poo sherlock, what do you think we do here? |
# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:54 |
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Entropic posted:Had a customer come in to pick up his computer this morning, and he calls back an hour later, get this, complaining about the bees! |
# ? Apr 6, 2017 16:05 |
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Entropic posted:Had a customer come in to pick up his computer this morning, and he calls back an hour later, get this, complaining about the bees! |
# ? Apr 6, 2017 18:07 |
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Entropic posted:Had a customer come in to pick up his computer this morning, and he calls back an hour later, get this, complaining about the bees! lol |
# ? Apr 6, 2017 18:14 |
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Entropic posted:Had a customer come in to pick up his computer this morning, and he calls back an hour later, get this, complaining about the bees! |
# ? Apr 6, 2017 19:24 |
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Entropic posted:Had a customer come in to pick up his computer this morning, and he calls back an hour later, get this, complaining about the bees! Well duh, how else are you gonna get rid of viruses |
# ? Apr 6, 2017 19:29 |
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Customer: I appear to be having a problem with my computer's CD-ROM drive. Me: THAT'S A CUPHOLDER YOU MISBEGOTTEN CUCK! |
# ? Apr 6, 2017 23:32 |
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"Hey hows it going tonight?" Customer / person working / it doesn't matter "Good morning!" It is 12:01AM this is not the morning go to hell. This is literally midnight. Middle of the night. I don't care who you are but you are wrong.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 01:01 |
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Entropic posted:Had a customer come in to pick up his computer this morning, and he calls back an hour later, get this, complaining about the bees! it's like, how do guys like that even remember to breathe ---------------- |
# ? Apr 7, 2017 04:11 |
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Twenty Four posted:"Hey hows it going tonight?" ugh, same, except they'll be like 'morning!' at 12:01 PM and I have to explain to them that that part of the day after the morning, after noon? We call it 'AFTERNOON'. |
# ? Apr 7, 2017 09:18 |
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Ahundredbux posted:Customer: I'm gonna buy this apple |
# ? Apr 7, 2017 18:01 |
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Entropic posted:Had a customer come in to pick up his computer this morning, and he calls back an hour later, get this, complaining about the bees!
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# ? Apr 8, 2017 18:19 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Customer: My laptop is broken because of viruses.
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# ? Apr 9, 2017 14:16 |
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i teach english grammar. i. . . *voice wavers* i teach grammar. english grammar. my poor students. *openly sobbing* my poor, poor students. english grammar. ENGLISH GRAMMAR! *rocking back and forth while making a high pitched keening noise*
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