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Jim Barris posted:omg i can't stop laughing. 'batter up!!' ha ha ha ha ha ha ha dat da da da dat da da da CHARGE!!!!
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Mr.Tophat posted:Agreeing with the sentiment that if you call women 'females' there is something wrong with your attitude and or brain. Interesting since most of the people I've known to do this IRL are non-whites.
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quote:I've lived in my house for 4 years and haven't cleaned it once, outside of wiping up spills and one big clean when I had a girl over. But that was almost 2 years ago and I haven't cleaned a thing since. When I lived alone in a new city far from my friends I didn't clean much either, but I at least cleaned the bathroom every so often and put food in cupboards. Give it a try. It's a pain in the rear end while you're doing it but your home feels much nicer to be in when it's organized. quote:My husband has a bizarre and technically illegal fetish. I discovered it by accident and have been unsuccessfully trying to indulge this fetish, however I can't and believe this may lead to the end of our marriage. yeah there's being game and there's knowing what your hard "no"s are, and breaking into a zoo to rape animals is a pretty reasonable thing to give a hard "no" on
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What a shrew.
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 21:14 |
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I doubt he was serious. He was probably just horsing around.
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yo rear end is grass posted:"Safe House" goon: Admitted molester and future rapist goon
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P-Mack posted:dat da da da dat da da da CHARGE!!!! dat da da dat da da da PUPPY POWER!!!
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 21:38 |
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Animal fucker is going to get mauled by a tiger that he's trying to rape. Probably best to disassociate from him before that happens
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The Management posted:Animal fucker is going to get mauled by a tiger that he's trying to rape. Probably best to disassociate from him before that happens Though, if you want to launch yourself into internet fame I can't think of a better way than being the wife of a dead tiger fucker. Just think of all the Life of Pi memes it would create!
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Lemon posted:Scooter's pretty cool nickname tbh Better than my nickname at high school, " ". Nobody talked to me
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 21:52 |
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Find one of those lions owned by a middle eastern dude where it's all drugged up with no claws and rape the gently caress outta that
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 22:01 |
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If there's a guy at an Arby's who everyone calls Scooter I expect to be able to buy weed off him
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Jeff Sichoe posted:Find one of those lions owned by a middle eastern dude where it's all drugged up with no claws and rape the gently caress outta that Look, Salim doesn't own me, he's just been letting me hang out at his place for a few months rent free, and... Oh god
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My stupid ocelot
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purple death ray posted:If there's a guy at an Arby's who everyone calls Scooter I expect to be able to buy weed off him Or for him to be super nerdy about a non-nerd hobby. Like the kind of guy who can tell you all the RBI for the entire Atlanta Braves going back to the 70's or something.
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quote:My wife and I are going to the gym, eating healthy, and working to get into better shape. We're both 200 lbs + right now, and though we've both always been fat, this is the fattest we've ever been. I guess I'm technically 300 lbs + at this point. Yeah careful dude, if you keep apparently defying physics either she's gonna catch on or get you a personal trainer which is considerably worse than just sacking up and sticking to your goddamn diet. Personally I'd recommend you just eat your salmon like a grownup. Salmon is good. quote:In college I posted some signs on campus around frat houses that advertised a glory hole manned by a beautiful woman (me). I hung out at a shady park bathroom for a few nights and, thanks to those signs, managed to suck and gently caress 20 some dudes. All dumb college kids, especially the ones who didn't use condoms.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 02:59 |
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*swallows gallons of anonymous semen* "Heh, stupid kids for not wearing condoms"
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loquacius posted:Yeah careful dude, if you keep apparently defying physics either she's gonna catch on or get you a personal trainer which is considerably worse than just sacking up and sticking to your goddamn diet. Personally I'd recommend you just eat your salmon like a grownup. Salmon is good. Yeah seriously, what kind of rear end in a top hat throws away perfectly good salmon?
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Getting fatter goon: what's your number? Gloryhole goon: what's your number?
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 03:48 |
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Fatgoon is gonna have a hot wife for all of one week before she decides/figures out he isn't pulling his weight
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SnoozeOrder posted:Fatgoon is gonna have a hot wife for all of one week before she decides/figures out he isn't It'll be some Gift of the Magi type ending where they're both cheating on their diets and end up fatter then before in a year.
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Panfilo posted:It'll be some Gift of the Magi type ending where they're both cheating on their diets and end up fatter then before in a year. Think you need to reread The Gift of the Magi.
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Panfilo posted:It'll be some Gift of the Magi type ending where they're both cheating on their diets and end up fatter then before in a year. It's literally a Sergio Aragones strip from Mad Magazine
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 05:18 |
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What's the difference between being 300 lbs + and "technically 300 lbs +"?
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 07:29 |
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Doctor Malaver posted:What's the difference between being 300 lbs + and "technically 300 lbs +"? With the latter half of you is cyborg parts
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Fat goon, that sounds like compulsive/addictive behaviour. But you carry on until your hot thin wife leaves you for someone who isn't "technically" 300lbs and doesn't hide food from and lie to her.
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Jim Barris posted:dat da da dat da da da PUPPY POWER!!! Dude should do the captain caveman
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 07:58 |
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just loose some weight you fat gently caress eat less
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Doctor Malaver posted:What's the difference between being 300 lbs + and "technically 300 lbs +"? Tall muscular guy vs round dude, I'm guessing.
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Doctor Malaver posted:What's the difference between being 300 lbs + and "technically 300 lbs +"? vs
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 11:12 |
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Both fuckable
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 11:15 |
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To me when someone describes themselves as 300 pounds+ you can add an extra 20-30 pounds for every adjective or justification they add on to it. Like if someone on the internet says they are 300+ but they carry it well and they go to the gym and its mostly muscle and everyone is shocked when they say how much they weigh you can safely assume they are a 399 pound doughball.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 11:18 |
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i dunno that second dude looks like he'd mess me up
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I think "technically 300 lbs+" means the guy hasn't stepped on a scale in a while but he's pretty sure he's past the thresholdquote:A pervert high school teacher took advantage of me and I was too scared to ever say anything. He made the news recently for having a sexual relationship with multiple young girls. I feel as though it's my fault he was never stopped. Yeah you def could have -- he had nothing on you, especially after you finished his class -- but don't feel bad, because this kind of poo poo is pretty famously hard to report How did he assign seats differently every day depending on what people are wearing though, that part sounds hard to get away with quote:My wife has MS and has pain flare ups every few weeks that leave her bedridden and completely unable to function. I help take care of her but, one issue that arises, is that she cannot have sex very often due to the flare ups.
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Just lol if u don't eat breakfast with your gently caress doll at the kitchen table with you every day.
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quote:A pervert high school teacher... This reminds me of a teacher at my high school, Mr. Harrison. He would blatantly stare down girls' shirts, who he conveniently assigned to be seated in the front row. A year after I graduated, he was busted for child porn on his work computer. No one didn't see it coming. loquacius posted:How did he assign seats differently every day depending on what people are wearing though, that part sounds hard to get away with She never said it was different seats each day. It could have been monthly, semesterly, yearly, you name it.
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It said "especially if you were wearing shorts or a skirt" though, implying that was part of his decision-making process
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We had a teacher who did the same thing. It was like "Liz, was that you talking to Jen? Both of you come sit up here today so I can keep an eye on you."
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"My confession is I am a straight male" 1) lol no you aren't 2) which red state do you represent in federal government?
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quote:I voted for Trump and confess that I hosed up big time and want to apologize for voting for him. If it helps, you definitely aren't the only one. I think we're at a point where the majority of Trump voters have buyer's remorse. Hell, David Dees has turned on him by now (Ben Garrison probably never will though) quote:I dated a girl who forbade me from masturbating and my confession is I was dumb as dirt and stayed in that relationship for 2 years.
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