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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

the black husserl posted:

lol at you for finding some way to blame the WHORE SHREW WIFE instead of the fatass corrupt oilman, im sorry girls wont talk to you

no he literally said "my wife made me do it" and he's clearly miserable about it

which is good because tillerson loving sucks

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Yinlock posted:

i think trump wants a domestic attack to justify doing whatever he wants, but nobody really wants to poke that wasp nest as much since the last time someone tried the usa went completely apeshit

Also we're doing a better job of loving ourselves over than terrorist groups could ever hope to do so they have no reason to even try anything right now

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxaIga7Z62o

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


TRUMP has made us safer from terrorism than bush or obama

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

PostNouveau posted:

Maybe we can just like evacuate Soeul for a day. Everybody takes a weekend holiday, comes back to rebuild in the smoldering ruins, but hey, you're alive. And since you're still alive, can you take care of your third cousin twice-removed and his starving family of 10 that just crossed the border?

to be fair they're also starving now

starving is kind of the default thing

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


being paralyzed with laughter is still technically being paralyzed

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

sexpig by night posted:

oh wow senators boat retard and plane retard were first in line to demand a full on invasion war that'd cost billions and leave countless dead on all sides while there was still two of those happening already? shocking.

not at all, as we are warhawks, just think! it's incredible the amounts i've received in war contracts!

of course, i love war

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Yinlock posted:

no he literally said "my wife made me do it" and he's clearly miserable about it

which is good because tillerson loving sucks

its much easier to make a smug internet post than it is to know about things

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Yinlock posted:

no he literally said "my wife made me do it" and he's clearly miserable about it

which is good because tillerson loving sucks

I'm with Duscat that Tilleron's place on this administration is to assist in delaying the pop of the carbon bubble for as long as possible, because the idea that Trump somehow managed to arbitrarily draft an oil executive into a cabinet all about oil is somehow too insane to consider.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Shugojin posted:

being paralyzed with laughter is still technically being paralyzed

seriously even ISIS is dunking on trump, and they're genocidal assholes

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Lol

https://twitter.com/ap/status/849780210853699584

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



trump is going to do a nuke and they'll call it a pity nuke

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

lol

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/849776548282544130

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

ill be the ten gallon hat and you can fill me up

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Sir Tonk posted:



Looks like we finially figured out where garrison gets inspiration for his trump caricature.

Ostentasteless

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

[Cathyishly]: ACK!!!!!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Office Pig posted:

the idea that Trump somehow managed to arbitrarily draft an oil executive into a cabinet all about oil is somehow too insane to consider.

is it

is it really

but tbf here's how trump and tillerson thought this would go down

- tillerson pays trump a lot of dollars to become statesman
- tillerson gets All The Oil
- everything is good forever

how it actually went down

- tillerson pays trump a lot of dollars to become statesman
- what do you mean i don't get all the oil
- what do you mean i have so solve 10000 diplomatic crisises per day
- gently caress
- fuuuuuuck

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Zas posted:

just lol if you dont know the history of cum and the far right

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wonder hanger doesn't look space saving at all. :colbert:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

the only person here with a solid master plan was mrs tillerson who no longer has to spend time around her husband

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Sir Tonk posted:



Looks like we finially figured out where garrison gets inspiration for his trump caricature.

the wall/ceiling situation is like one of those pictures of all the cubes where you can't tell if they're pointing out or in

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Sir Tonk posted:



Looks like we finially figured out where garrison gets inspiration for his trump caricature.

Looks like an evil genie trapped him inside a Gustav Klimt painting

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

freckle posted:

Wonder hanger doesn't look space saving at all. :colbert:

It's a poo poo product

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Sir Tonk posted:



Looks like we finially figured out where garrison gets inspiration for his trump caricature.



https://twitter.com/dril/status/846011228019441665

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Yinlock posted:

is it

is it really

but tbf here's how trump and tillerson thought this would go down

- tillerson pays trump a lot of dollars to become statesman
- tillerson gets All The Oil
- everything is good forever

how it actually went down

- tillerson pays trump a lot of dollars to become statesman
- what do you mean i don't get all the oil
- what do you mean i have so solve 10000 diplomatic crisises per day
- gently caress
- fuuuuuuck

he did get some ridiculous huge $300M tax break or some poo poo from divesting some of his stocks. guess that'll have to do

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Yinlock posted:

is it

is it really

but tbf here's how trump and tillerson thought this would go down

- tillerson pays trump a lot of dollars to become statesman
- tillerson gets All The Oil
- everything is good forever

how it actually went down

- tillerson pays trump a lot of dollars to become statesman
- what do you mean i don't get all the oil
- what do you mean i have so solve 10000 diplomatic crisises per day
- gently caress
- fuuuuuuck

it's tough to get any corruption done when they keep sending you to kazakhstan

it's way easier to make cash being the vp than secretary of state

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Fox is going to have to at least move him off of the 8pm spot because I really doubt wonder hangar is giving them big bucks.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Yinlock posted:

is it

is it really

but tbf here's how trump and tillerson thought this would go down

- tillerson pays trump a lot of dollars to become statesman
- tillerson gets All The Oil
- everything is good forever

how it actually went down

- tillerson pays trump a lot of dollars to become statesman
- what do you mean i don't get all the oil
- what do you mean i have so solve 10000 diplomatic crisises per day
- gently caress
- fuuuuuuck

pretty sure trump thought

- this will be great, big, everyone will love me


and what happened was

- holy poo poo this is miserable what the gently caress

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




I did a thing posted:

this chicken hawk piece of poo poo.

looks like some jerk needs a visit from the angel grove gay straight alliance

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Shugojin posted:

pretty sure trump thought

- this will be great, big, everyone will love me


and what happened was

- holy poo poo this is miserable what the gently caress

why don't they love me? loving OBAMA god DAMMIT HE KNEW ALL ALONG

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Squizzle posted:

looks like some jerk needs a visit from the angel grove gay straight alliance



lmao

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Yinlock posted:

is it

is it really

but tbf here's how trump and tillerson thought this would go down

- tillerson pays trump a lot of dollars to become statesman
- tillerson gets All The Oil
- everything is good forever

how it actually went down

- tillerson pays trump a lot of dollars to become statesman
- what do you mean i don't get all the oil
- what do you mean i have so solve 10000 diplomatic crisises per day
- gently caress
- fuuuuuuck

Its Always Sunny in Wahington DC: The Gang Gets Elected

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


tacodaemon posted:

dig these AI-generated video game titles




https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/158970254154/games-that-might-have-been

A couple of years ago someone attempted to make a list of every video game ever made, and put it in a 6.5MB flat file. Like any sensible person, I used it to train a recurrent neural network.

Fire Gant Bandit (1990, Taito) (Windows)
Metal Cat (2001, Sega) (Windows)
Mosh King (1982, Simale) (Amiga)
Pet All (1988, Atari) (Linux/Unix)
The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (Wii)
Death of the Robot (1988, Smace Software) (Windows)
Dolans Power Pirater (1984, Microprose) (Arcade)
Speed Wound (1990, Repuis Masonion) (Windows)
First Wack (2000, Taito) (PS1)
Space Futures (1990, Fores Games) (MS-DOS)
Ksing Gelmor: The Time Spanger (2001, Codemasters) (Amstrad CPC)
King of the Grash (2010, Ubi Soft) (Windows)
Splight Ball (1988, Topo Software) (Atari ST)
The Shin Adventure (1987, Atari) (Linux/Unix)
Strike Fighter House (Strike Gold) (1992, Electronic Arts) (PS3)
Bomber III: Part Fighter (1992, Microdeal) (PC-9801)
Bunk 2 (1990, Microprose) (MS-DOS)
Golf (2003, Pousha) (Amstrad CPC)



https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/158977322294/a-second-batch-of-video-games-from-the-neural

A second batch of video games from the neural network:

Simulator (1989, Spigi) (ZX Spectrum)
Dance Castle (1987, Activision) (Atari 2600)
Shark Mast II (2009, Asurep Tang) (PS2)
Penny Computer (1990, Mattel) (NES)
Spork Race (Universe) (1990, Atlus) (Arcade)
Galactic Family 3: A Tanky Crawl (2009, Great) (Windows)
Virtual Mat (1990, Sierra On-Line) (Atari ST)
Shipeball (2009, Sega) (3DS)
Dick of the King (2007, Activision) (PC-9801)
Don the Manager (1988, Alice Software) (Amstrad CPC)
Adventures of the Rock (1987, Coconuts) (Atari ST)
Christ (2008, Sega) (Arcade)
Dank Dragon (2004, Konami) (VIC-20)
The Apple of the Conspiracy (1997, Microsoft) (MS-DOS)
Total Thort Spirits (1995, Sega) (Saturn)
Detective Rally (1988, Activision) (Amstrad CPC)
Ball Arm (2006, Square;Atari) (PS1)
Ghowl Fantasy (1988, Neo Comlagin and Software) (Amstrad CPC)




https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/159165060164/video-game-titles-created-by-a-neural-network

Video game titles created by a neural network trained on 146,000 games:

Conquestress (1981, Data East) (Arcade)
Deep Golf (1985, Siny Computer Entertainment) (MS-DOS)
Brain Robot Slam (1984, Gremlin Graphics) (Apple IIe)
King of Death 2: The Search of the Dog Space (2010, Capcom;Br�derbund Studios) (Windows)
Babble Imperium (1984, Paradox Interactive) (ZX Spectrum)
High Episode 2: Ghost Band (1984, Melbourne Team) (Apple IIe)
Spork Demo (?, ?) (VIC-20)
Alien Pro Baseball (1989, Square Enix) (Arcade)
Black Mario (1983, Softsice) (Linux/Unix)
Jort: The Shorching (1991, Destomat) (NES)
Battle for the Art of the Coast (1997, Jaleco) (GBC)
Soccer Dragon (1987, Ange Software) (Amstrad CPC)
Mutant Tycoon (2000, Konami) (GBC)
Bishoujo no Manager (2003, author) (Linux/Unix)
Macross Army (Defenders Ball House 2: League Alien) (1991, Bandai) (NES)
The Lost of the Sand Trades 2000 (1990, Sega) (SNES)
Pal Defense (1987, author) (Mac)

Mods please change my name to Spork Race

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
its ridiculous that any company looking to advertise to O Reilly's Viewers is pulling their ads from O Reilly, these are the people that will stand by the pussy grabber in chief no matter what, you think they give a poo poo about allegations that don't even have an audio tape to go with it?

I'd be squeezing them for better rates and more ad Spots myself.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Bilirubin posted:

Ostentasteless

:golfclap:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Sir Tonk posted:



Looks like we finially figured out where garrison gets inspiration for his trump caricature.

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Grizzled Patriarch posted:

Looks like an evil genie trapped him inside a Gustav Klimt painting

''evil''

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