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Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

I'm this guy's toilet

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

tell me more about your fedora

My fedora is of a very particular brand. It's called Being-A-Blonde-Woman-In-A-Chinese-Suburb.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

My fedora is of a very particular brand. It's called Being-A-Blonde-Woman-In-A-Chinese-Suburb.



A timeless look, really.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Scholtz posted:



A timeless look, really.

ugh, that lipstick!

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

My fedora is of a very particular brand. It's called Being-A-Blonde-Woman-In-A-Chinese-Suburb.

Not meaning to be offensive, as I think you're cool, but your posting style makes me think you look like Olive from Pushing Daisies with Linda's hair from Bob's Burgers.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

The Sexual Shiite posted:

Not meaning to be offensive, as I think you're cool, but your posting style makes me think you look like Olive from Pushing Daisies with Linda's hair from Bob's Burgers.

Really? I imagine more of a Super Saiyan Tina Belcher.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Scholtz posted:



A timeless look, really.

Bouffant hat notwithstanding, she does have some very nice hair.


But, yeah, the lipstick is just terrible.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Her lipstick looks like a fart idk why

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
She looks like some kind of Trump-inspired butterscotch golem built for unspeakable acts.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Because it's a hole you cannot escape. Dude's straight morphing into an Osborne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSc3triNEI

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Somebody needs to cut his mouth off it sticks out too far

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

The Sexual Shiite posted:

Not meaning to be offensive, as I think you're cool, but your posting style makes me think you look like Olive from Pushing Daisies with Linda's hair from Bob's Burgers.

Thanks! I would say physically more like Tina Belcher, but any comparison to Kristin Chenoweth and/or Linda Belcher is welcome.

Scholtz posted:

Really? I imagine more of a Super Saiyan Tina Belcher.

I would like to hear Tina flatly say "His power levels are over 9000."

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Thanks! I would say physically more like Tina Belcher, but any comparison to Kristin Chenoweth and/or Linda Belcher is welcome.


I would like to hear Tina flatly say "His power levels are over 9000."

*Scouter crosshairs lock on to butt*

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Scholtz posted:

*Scouter crosshairs lock on to butt*

I'm gonna touch everyone's butt and change the world.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I would like to hear Tina flatly say "His power levels are over 9000."

Uhhhh

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

I AM KEEPING THIS FOREVER


This makes me laugh like nothing else.


ACTUAL CONTENT







Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids


Thank you, so much.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Wow, I physically recoiled from my monitor at this one. I thought I was over being grossed out on the internet, but all it took was a giant camel toe on female Ricky Gervais.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Ularg posted:

Because it's a hole you cannot escape. Dude's straight morphing into an Osborne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSc3triNEI

The swirling and lip-smacking is how you know he's a professional Mountain Dew connoisseur.

Short Penguin
Jun 1, 2010

Hedrigall posted:

Ooh, I'm watching 30 Rock through for the third time (getting my bf into it this time), what podcast are you listening to? :3:

Rewatching a show I love with an episode-by-episode podcast is my new favourite thing (see also: Kumail Nanjiani's The X-Files Files, Joshua Malina's West Wing Weekly)

Kumail Nanjiani's The X-Files Files is the best. Him and his wife are adorable :')

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Someone buy her that Av, please.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

The Sexual Shiite posted:

Someone buy her that Av, please.

I'm okay with this idea!


HAVE A FASHUN




Is this Mrs. Whatsit cosplay or something?


get deadmau5 in here I found his next thing


Stop wearing Muppets, people.



In the interest of full disclosure, I found these by searching "ugly clothes" and two things I own also popped up. :smith: but FUDGE the haters, just FUDGE THEM :unsmith:

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef
If you do want it as an avatar, here are some ready to go. It's still 150x150, right?



I can throw on a border or an opaque background, too.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Toast Museum posted:

If you do want it as an avatar, here are some ready to go. It's still 150x150, right?



I can throw on a border or an opaque background, too.

Thank you! :yay: I might just sped :10bux: on this when I get home and don't have sketchy internet. Liz needs more time to dedicate to her night cheese.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Thank you! :yay: I might just sped :10bux: on this when I get home and don't have sketchy internet. Liz needs more time to dedicate to her night cheese.

And now I keep singing night moves, only now it's night cheese

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

The Sexual Shiite posted:

And now I keep singing night moves, only now it's night cheese

Not really sure you're far off the mark there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxqycijBUn0

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Liz needs more time to dedicate to her night cheese.
The Liz in you avatar is clearly singing the Cheezy Blasters song.

You owe Meat Cat an apology.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

John Big Booty posted:

The Liz in you avatar is clearly singing the Cheezy Blasters song.

You owe Meat Cat an apology.

But he's what's inside me!

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Screaming Idiot posted:

She looks like some kind of Trump-inspired butterscotch golem built for unspeakable acts.
I think the word you're looking for is "Ivanka".

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Fleta Mcgurn posted:


Stop wearing Muppets, people.

Wearing the carcass of Muppets is worse than wearing fur IMO.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Thats kind of cool

Dreadwroth
Dec 12, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Well that's one way to get strong calves I guess?

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Thats kind of cool

Dreadwroth posted:

Well that's one way to get strong calves I guess?

Yeah, if the dude didn't look like a creepo depot I'd totally be in full enthusiasm for Terrifying New Footwear/Legwear.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's a sex thing. It's always a sex thing.

He's involving you in his fetish.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Would have liked these for part of a Halloween costume when I was a kid. I don't get the speckly/camouflage pattern though.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Dreadwroth posted:

Well that's one way to get strong calves I guess?

Toe walking can gently caress up the tendons in your legs really bad.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





That poor Satyr has fallen on hard times. At least these days he can try to pass as a bronie, rather than constantly being mistaken for Satan.

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