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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Terrorism is just getting lazier and lazier.

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18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

cnut posted:

I have no idea what this guy was thinking:



Never fly 11 Foot 8 Airlines.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





cnut posted:

I have no idea what this guy was thinking:



"Allahu snackCart!"

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
http://i.imgur.com/p3Hl62m.gifv

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
At first I thought it was going to be a whale breaking thru the ice, but instead it was just a bear. :v:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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If it wasn't for the necklace I wouldn't know whether this was Russia or Canada.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/XGYcb19.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

bring back old gbs posted:

lolllllllllllllllllllllllll hoooooooly gently caress the tiny little surgical glove is the best *proceeds to shove entire forearm into someones anus*

after twins, they have to go in and check to make sure everything is out my wifes obgyn did puppets with my wifes stomach i was laughing pretty hard

Loco
Dec 6, 2006

Why is.. Those things?
Source?

Zzulu posted:

dang, chicken is vicious

But don't forget the cat is even more vicious, it was clearly toying with the rodent, exhausting it before the kill!

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Zzulu posted:

dang, chicken is vicious

Bet you'll never look at birds the same way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJpwgP-XhDU

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
http://i.imgur.com/kGG3NXK.gifv

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
I as well enjoyed John Wick 2.

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.


I don't know if its exactly the same exhibition, but there were a few of these that came through the local art gallery a few years ago. They would shut you in and start a timer for 45s because apparently if they left it longer than that some people would start to freak out.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Can someone please photoshop the face to be Richard D James?

cnut
May 3, 2016

ouch

cnut
May 3, 2016

ouch^3

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

cnut posted:

ouch^3



Seeing that dude go in to decerebrate posture instantly...hope the dude just died, going thru life with a brain injury is not good at all.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
If that was a real hammer it'd have gone straight through his skull at that speed, I'm pretty sure the guy will be fine post a few stitches and maybe a concussion.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Truga posted:

If that was a real hammer it'd have gone straight through his skull at that speed, I'm pretty sure the guy will be fine post a few stitches and maybe a concussion.

You would be surprised how good a hit the skull can take without collapsing, even if the brain can't take it.
The dude's arms indicate brain damage quite obviously. Look it up.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

You would be surprised how good a hit the skull can take without collapsing, even if the brain can't take it.
The dude's arms indicate brain damage quite obviously. Look it up.

Nah I'm sure he's fine and back to playing football.

Seriously though I think I've seen these same group of guys doing stunts like this before on TV.

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


There's a longer video of that poor face-hammered bastard. The guy gets up looking extremely dazed, and maybe his skull is fractured and his brain swelled up later, but he literally walked that off in the immediate aftermath.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

glynnenstein posted:

There's a longer video of that poor face-hammered bastard. The guy gets up looking extremely dazed, and maybe his skull is fractured and his brain swelled up later, but he literally walked that off in the immediate aftermath.


This guy got up an walked off as well (Matt Shoemaker - 105mph off the bat, straight into his head). A few hours later, the bleeding in his brain almost killed him, and they had to do emergency brain surgery.


(Edit: he's fine now - He wrote about it, and the story is both awesome, and heartbreaking.

blarzgh has a new favorite as of 15:00 on Apr 6, 2017

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


That was my #1 fear when I played little league baseball.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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IUG posted:

That was my #1 fear when I played little league baseball.

I caught a line drive to the eye socket in little league. Swelled shut for almost a week and had a black eye for what felt like basically all summer, but that can't be right. The rest of the season was filled with "don't keep your eye on the ball that hard Solice" jokes from my coach. It also let the winning run score and I didn't get to go for hot dogs after the game because I had to go to the doctor. Just not a good day for 12 year old Solice.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
New a girl named Ashley who took one to the face in U12 fast-pitch softball...

"Smashley."

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Loco posted:

Source?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPQgfaB3S1c

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/ATiul4S.gifv

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/RGdtZoq.gif&v=vPQgfaB3S1c&s=85

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/RGdtZoq.gif&v=6hoDLFKoqyk&s=2

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Oh sure, this is how it starts but then BAM! Labyrinth shopping

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Like a streetfighter character

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

blarzgh posted:

This guy got up an walked off as well (Matt Shoemaker - 105mph off the bat, straight into his head). A few hours later, the bleeding in his brain almost killed him, and they had to do emergency brain surgery.


(Edit: he's fine now - He wrote about it, and the story is both awesome, and heartbreaking.

Unfortunately they had to do a complete brain transplant, so there was a pretty rough reconditioning period afterwards.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Karate Bastard posted:

Unfortunately they had to do a complete brain transplant, so there was a pretty rough reconditioning period afterwards.

Yes, and they used a donor brain from Ted Williams.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
reminds me

https://twitter.com/adrian_yan/status/731939809594363904

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

https://gfycat.com/ifr/KindheartedVastCarpenterant

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I just can't get into modern dance.

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