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Batman is basically the least cool guy in the world.
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Apr 6, 2017 03:37
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Lurdiak posted:Batman is basically the least cool guy in the world. There's a reason Batman dumps all of his social obligations on Bruce Wayne.
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Apr 6, 2017 03:41
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What's great is that Batman follows this up with a speech about the unceasing darkness of the real world which Superman responds to in an appropriately Superman way. Batman is then a few pages later captured by an evil cow.
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Apr 6, 2017 03:42
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What issue is that, anyway?
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Apr 6, 2017 03:46
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Superman #20 that came out today.
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Apr 6, 2017 03:49
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X-O posted:What's great is that Batman follows this up with a speech about the unceasing darkness of the real world which Superman responds to in an appropriately Superman way. Batman is then a few pages later captured by an evil cow. ....does Batcow save them 
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Apr 6, 2017 04:09
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Jerusalem posted:....does Batcow save them To be determined. Batman went to investigate the cow and milked it and then the milk turned into black goo and captured him.
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Apr 6, 2017 04:16
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Latest Spider-Man/Deadpool. Deadpool has roped Spider-Man and Van Helsing's descendant to find Dracula with the Van Helsing Dracula Finding Stick. So Deadpool can recruit Dracula to stop his wife from taking over Manhattan to make it a home for her monster subjects. It's not his best plan.
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Apr 6, 2017 04:17
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Is it good Dracula or Lame Dracula?
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Apr 6, 2017 04:23
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Lurdiak posted:Is it good Dracula or Lame Dracula? I don't want to spoil the issue (unless no one cares about current issues in here), but it's Not What You Expect Dracula. I leave it at that.
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Apr 6, 2017 04:26
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Jerusalem posted:....does Batcow save them We can only pray.
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Apr 6, 2017 04:29
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Why are they all in costume? Don't they all know each other?
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Apr 6, 2017 04:43
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John Dyne posted:Why are they all in costume? Don't they all know each other? After checking out the issue, Batman first shows up, calls Superman to the barn and is all 'We need to talk' Then Lois shows up, shines a flashlight in everybody's faces, and tells them to go inside, sit down, and discuss this like normal people instead of insane hobos.
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Apr 6, 2017 04:49
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Pureauthor posted:"would it kill you to say thanks to my wife when she pours you coffee" He's trying to not hammer a nail up into the table.
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Apr 6, 2017 05:23
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flosofl posted:I don't want to spoil the issue (unless no one cares about current issues in here), but it's Not What You Expect Dracula. I leave it at that. Without reading the issue, my money is on Kid Dracula
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Apr 6, 2017 05:54
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I'm hoping that Superkid is just in his (her?) PJs while Damian refuses to wear anything else ever.
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Apr 6, 2017 06:01
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Jerusalem posted:I'm hoping that Superkid is just in his (her?) PJs while Damian refuses to wear anything else ever. That's Jon's regular costume.
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Apr 6, 2017 06:03
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That doesnt mean they're not pyjamas
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Apr 6, 2017 06:19
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Synthbuttrange posted:That doesnt mean they're not pyjamas They're not. It's a hoodie with a cape.
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Apr 6, 2017 06:34
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X-O posted:Superman #20 that came out today. I really need to get caught up on this.
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Apr 6, 2017 07:04
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X-O posted:To be determined. Batman went to investigate the cow and milked it and then the milk turned into black goo and captured him. This is why, whenever someone says Batman is too paranoid, he should give them the finger
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Apr 6, 2017 13:10
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Rhyno posted:They're not. It's a hoodie with a cape. And his pants are torn jeans. Not ideal for sleeping in.
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Apr 6, 2017 14:20
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Rhyno posted:They're not. It's a hoodie with a cape. A hoodie Lois literally got him at a thrift store. The cape was originally Krypto's, wasn't it?
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Apr 6, 2017 14:28
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Amidst all this, I just noticed Lois has a perfect "Let Me Speak To Your Manager" haircut.
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Apr 6, 2017 20:54
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Choco1980 posted:Amidst all this, I just noticed Lois has a perfect "Let Me Speak To Your Manager" haircut. According to the internet, every woman ever has that haircut.
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Apr 6, 2017 20:55
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I never understood why people said Batman never sits. What did they think he was doing in front of the Batcomputer?
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Apr 6, 2017 21:13
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Tactical standing.
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Apr 6, 2017 21:14
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Choco1980 posted:Amidst all this, I just noticed Lois has a perfect "Let Me Speak To Your Manager" haircut. She definitely doesn't
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Apr 6, 2017 21:15
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Samovar posted:I never understood why people said Batman never sits. Squats. Always Be Prepared
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Apr 6, 2017 21:21
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I love the thousand-yard stare Superman's got there. He's either watching whale's gently caress in the Pacific, or trying to think of what Kryptonian pie tasted like.
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Apr 7, 2017 01:44
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Achernar posted:I love the thousand-yard stare Superman's got there. He's either watching whale's gently caress in the Pacific, or trying to think of what Kryptonian pie tasted like. No, he's thinking "Dammit Lois, I actually kinda wanted to have that dramatic stare down in the barn with Batman."
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Apr 7, 2017 02:43
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TwoPair posted:No, he's thinking "Dammit Lois, I actually kinda wanted to have that dramatic stare down in the barn with Batman." This is original (well, Post-Crisis) Superman right, not the new rebooted version? He was probably really delighted he was gonna get to have a good old fashioned opposing philosophies-off with Batman again.
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Apr 7, 2017 03:20
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Batman totally trained in pie eating just in case lives depend on a pie eating contest. That's Batman's tragic flaw. He can't rely on anyone because they'll inevitability let him down, just like his parents. They just weren't good enough. You have to be prepared for everything. Everything. Even nonsensical pie eating contests.
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Apr 7, 2017 04:06
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Jerusalem posted:This is original (well, Post-Crisis) Superman right, not the new rebooted version? He was probably really delighted he was gonna get to have a good old fashioned opposing philosophies-off with Batman again. "Boys and their games." 
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Apr 7, 2017 04:21
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Bar Crow posted:Batman totally trained in pie eating just in case lives depend on a pie eating contest. He doesn't want to eat the pie in case there will be a pie-based emergency any moment now, and he'll have lost his edge from eating some pie just for fun.
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Apr 7, 2017 17:09
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Batman is clearly just grossed out by Superboy letting the dog eat out of his hand.Choco1980 posted:Amidst all this, I just noticed Lois has a perfect "Let Me Speak To Your Manager" haircut.
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Apr 7, 2017 17:43
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Duke Igthorn posted:That's Lois? Is she black/Asian now? I want to slap the "burn" tool right out of the colorist's hand You might want to see an optometrist.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:31
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It looks like she borrowed Lex Luthor's hoodie.
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Apr 7, 2017 19:05
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McCloud posted:This is why, whenever someone says Batman is too paranoid, he should give them the finger It's actually the second time in a year that he's visited the Kents and gotten captured while investigating a barn in the area. Jerusalem posted:This is original (well, Post-Crisis) Superman right, not the new rebooted version? Actually, now he's both. Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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Apr 7, 2017 19:11
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Teenage Fansub posted:It's actually the second time in a year that he's visited the Kents and gotten captured while investigating a barn in the area. Wasn't the first time in superman's own barn?
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Apr 7, 2017 19:13
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