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Sunswipe posted:TIL Derek is the only person in Florida. gently caress. Guys, I just moved to Florida. I guess I caught the Derek? Who am I? What am I? What is life?
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D_Smart posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQLRvB9LAlo A totally asinine method of pilot and copilot entering a two person ship involving both cockpits separately elevating and wasting a huge amount of space. Sandi Gardiner acting as the Drake CEO in a sketch.  Twenty minutes of dudes talking about modular cargo containers with less variety than NMS' outposts.
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the first signs of derek smart syndrome are writing blogs and tweets rehashing information from dead gay comedy forums please seek medical attention if your wildly inaccurate claims last longer than two weeks
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just a reminder that the mess hall scene is for sq42 and they've been working on this 5 minute section of gameplay for almost a year
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I should be writing up reports and discussing new strategies in my flailing business, but instead I'm getting drunk by the ocean and talking about star citizen someone please fix my broken elite hive mind, tia
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Apr 6, 2017 21:46
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LOL!!! I have no further comment...
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TrustmeImLegit posted:And I think Beet lives vaguely near me too. Is there a tyler durden thing going on? I understand. In posting, a member of Project Stimpire has a name. His name is Derek Smart. e: Thronde posted:gently caress. Guys, I just moved to Florida. I guess I caught the Derek? Who am I? What am I? What is life? Jesus, there's more of us here than I thought.
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It makes far too much sense that there is an inordinately high number of Floridians in this thread.
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:It makes far too much sense that there is an inordinately high number of Floridians in this thread. It's a loving party down here goons. Get your asses down here. Derek will pick you all up at the airport in his swanky Tesla and let's get to drinking and fishing!
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This post is the part in the movie where some nerd rushes into a meeting the president is having and while secret service is dragging him out the president goes "What's going on here?!" "Sir! Derek Smart has no further comment on something" the room freezes. Everyone looks stunned. "My God."
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peter gabriel posted:The backers hate Spectrum, they have dubbed it 'wrectum' which sort of what they do I guess. quote:started by Annabelle 'Boo' Huxley
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So they hired voice actors to do a lovely ATV skit. Noice. At least we know why they showed off all that fancy gear the other week.
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I just got stationed in Jax/Mayport so it wasn't entirely my choice. But so far Jacksonville kicks rear end. Like east coast San Diego.
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Thronde posted:I just got stationed in Jax/Mayport so it wasn't entirely my choice. But so far Jacksonville kicks rear end. Like east coast San Diego. I love it here. Half my neighbors are navy.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:I love it here. Half my neighbors are navy. Same, and we got an absolutely kickass house near Five Points that allows us to walk to and stumble from the bars on King, and our yard for the doggos is big enough to drop a 4 unit apartment on. We really lucked out. Now if only the Navy would hurry up and move my poo poo so I'm not sleeping on an air mattress. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo63PD5GVLw&t=58s Spacefuel is in, and you really need it. (I have no idea if this is actually caused by fuel being zero or if the ship is just stuck) Drunk Theory fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Apr 6, 2017 |
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Chris Roberts has a DIY post about remodeling his bathroom. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813464
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Apr 6, 2017 23:46
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This guy. I think I worked it out. Derek Smart, on some ancient BBS, completely owned this nerd when he tried to start poo poo. This event, it destroyed him. So vowed that one day, He would be the one to own Derek. Or he is just an insane dog chasing imaginary cars.
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TheAgent posted:ummmmmmmmmmmmm hello I guess This guy sounds like a 100% legitimate developer who is not only a developer but is also in the in-crowd of cig. Looks like you got lucky with this one! I can't wait for more 100% truth like this from genuine developers who know about game development.
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Thronde posted:gently caress. Guys, I just moved to Florida. I guess I caught the Derek? Who am I? What am I? What is life? You're infected. Derek Smart is The Thing (the alien from the John Carpenter movie, not the Marvel character). He reproduces by absorbing and imitating people. Florida is already doomed.
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TheAgent posted:are you guys writing to me now This is loving glorious.  You should ask what happens to the guys who get the 2 T's of their acronym mixed up.
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Well I've just arrived at my new house in Florida, so far it seems pretty good. No inspections on cars so that's good and I found out it's a hot bed for scientology so it's win win so far.
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peter gabriel posted:Well I've just arrived at my new house in Florida, so far it seems pretty good. No inspections on cars so that's good and I found out it's a hot bed for scientology so it's win win so far. You're lying, your ip address is still 127.0.0.1 
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Daztek posted:You're lying, your ip address is still 127.0.0.1 I kept my IP address when I moved
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Florida is fun, been here since 2003. Watch out for gators and meth-heads and gators on meth.
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Space Crabs posted:Writing tips. You discovered me. It was I, the one who is writing these emails because I know the TRUTH must be said because We did not Start The War but we Will finish It. That war We Did not Start. My unwavering faith in Roberts triples every second, and I am already planning out my adventures in 4.0 and then live, because 3.0 is so yesterday so say we All. Cymellion PM me let's have make up sex asap.
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I changed my mind!! Sandi appears in latest propaganda vid they made to sell ships, and backers are shredding her. Oh how the mighty have fallen, and times have changed. maybe she'll quit again. scamming nerds will do that.
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D_Smart posted:I changed my mind!! I'm shocked I tell you. Utterly without words. I couldn't be more surprised than what I am typing right now. See how shocked I am
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The Titanic posted:You discovered me. It was I, the one who is writing these emails because I know the TRUTH must be said because We did not Start The War but we Will finish It. That war We Did not Start. PM sent 
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Yeah, that's what we were all thinking. https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/63vxmt/this_needs_to_be_said/ quote:Where is Squadron 42?
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XK posted:Chris Roberts has a DIY post about remodeling his bathroom. A dude even gets banned for doxxing the OP, nice
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