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I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


NewFatMike posted:

if u have 2 ask, ask

They're served up with a side of peach travis and vinegar husbands

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Fleta Mcgurn posted:

What are these?



Look a lot like Mick Hucknall's pink pancakes to me.

Hey kid, what do you want on your '99? You can have marshmallows, sugar strands or dirt.



Dirt it is.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
somebody never had crushed oreos on ice cream you poor sad person.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Ninety-nine feet of ice cream? I'm going to need some help with that.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

No, it's 99 feet of reasons. Which is really long for reasons.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
If a pizza is a salad, it would have rules

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
no food rules

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:



What the hell? Did they boil it in hot dog water?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Mmm-mmm, Afterbirth con Queso.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

sneakyfrog posted:

no food rules

Fine then, enjoy your dirt and glass shards you pika afflicted animal

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


The Saddest Rhino posted:

Is fried rice salad tho
Did you fill out the form? If so then congrats.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Bubblyblubber posted:

Fine then, enjoy your dirt and glass shards you pika afflicted animal

I will :colbert:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

This is it.

I found the ONE pizza rule.



mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Picnic Princess posted:

This is it.

I found the ONE pizza rule.





A while back I read about a goon who worked at a pizza place and every Friday evening a guy would come in and order a pizza, put it under his arm in this manner, and walk out. I believe the goon finally asked the guy about carrying his pizza that way. The guy's answer was "Friday was pizza night. I hate pizza and I hate my family." or something along those lines.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

tribbledirigible posted:

Mmm-mmm, Afterbirth con Queso.

hello new thread title!

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Picnic Princess posted:

This is it.

I found the ONE pizza rule.




More of a pizza transport rule, really.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

mds2 posted:

A while back I read about a goon who worked at a pizza place and every Friday evening a guy would come in and order a pizza, put it under his arm in this manner, and walk out. I believe the goon finally asked the guy about carrying his pizza that way. The guy's answer was "Friday was pizza night. I hate pizza and I hate my family." or something along those lines.

Hell yeah man

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Someone ate a pack of Knorr® or Lipton® Spanish Rice and promptly vomited it back out all over a styrofoam plate? Can't say I blame them.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Knorr® or Lipton® Spanish Rice

90s-era Price is Right watcher spotted

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

It somehow manages to look like the worst leftovers and a lousy frozen meal all at once

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


mds2 posted:

A while back I read about a goon who worked at a pizza place and every Friday evening a guy would come in and order a pizza, put it under his arm in this manner, and walk out. I believe the goon finally asked the guy about carrying his pizza that way. The guy's answer was "Friday was pizza night. I hate pizza and I hate my family." or something along those lines.

Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: I hate pizza and I hate my family

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

mds2 posted:

A while back I read about a goon who worked at a pizza place and every Friday evening a guy would come in and order a pizza, put it under his arm in this manner, and walk out. I believe the goon finally asked the guy about carrying his pizza that way. The guy's answer was "Friday was pizza night. I hate pizza and I hate my family." or something along those lines.

http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/01/this-guys-pizza-story-is-weird-and-infuriating.html

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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This is the thing.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


The Saddest Rhino posted:

Is fried rice salad tho
It is if it's served cold.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I googled "hot salad" and got a recipe for "poached eggs with wilted greens and ham". Which doesn't sound appealing at all.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Picnic Princess posted:

I googled "hot salad" and got a recipe for "poached eggs with wilted greens and ham". Which doesn't sound appealing at all.

I would eat that with non-wilted greens. I like soft eggs on salad; I do cheesy eggs on spinach and/or peashoots a lot.

But I do hate seeing "wilted greens" as a descriptor. It makes me want to slice the bottom of the stems off and stand them up in water. I understand what they mean, but there just has to be a more appealing way to say that.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

bike tory posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, the Prime Minister of New Zealand:







That is tinned spaghetti and pineapple. He posted these on Facebook because he was proud to have made dinner for his family.


The Italian embassy has responded to the NZ prime Minister's spaghettizza:

https://twitter.com/ItalyinNZ/status/850119598670204928

(That is salami on pavlova)

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie
^ that's amazing, and a far better response than he deserved.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

This resulted in an audible "NO!" from me that scared the cat, so good job

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
The Italian Embassy in New Zealand must be a haven of chill. It's not like there are ever going to be any diplomatic tensions between the two, so party all the time!

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo

Revenge is a dish best served sideways

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013





"Y'all I made this delicious deep dish pizza."

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Pastry of the Year posted:





"Y'all I made this delicious deep dish pizza."

that looks like a big rear end square calzone. depending on the delectable gooey insides most likely would.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I mean, how bad could you really gently caress a Little Ceasar's pizza by carrying it like that.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

mds2 posted:

I mean, how bad could you really gently caress a Little Ceasar's pizza by carrying it like that.

He actually has Pizza Pizza, which has the dubious distinction of being even worse, or at least it was the last time I had it. Which was maybe 12 years ago. It was real bad.

On the other hand, it would be a fantastic choice if you wanted to turn whoever you were buying it for off pizza.

Edit: from my experience with Pizza Pizza it probably wouldn't move any toppings because they would all be congealed in place as soon as you left the store.

Prism has a new favorite as of 15:51 on Apr 7, 2017

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Prism posted:

He actually has Pizza Pizza, which has the dubious distinction of being even worse, or at least it was the last time I had it. Which was maybe 12 years ago. It was real bad.

On the other hand, it would be a fantastic choice if you wanted to turn whoever you were buying it for off pizza.

Edit: from my experience with Pizza Pizza it probably wouldn't move any toppings because they would all be congealed in place as soon as you left the store.

Is "Pizza Pizza" a Canadian re-brand of Little Caesar's?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

This resulted in an audible "NO!" from me that scared the cat, so good job

Just lol if you aren't constantly singing to your cat so that saying "no" startles it.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Pizza Pizza is kind of its own thing, and mostly people remember it because they had a catchy jingle for their phone number in Toronto (967-11-11, call Pizza Pizza, todaaaaay!)

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ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

mds2 posted:

Is "Pizza Pizza" a Canadian re-brand of Little Caesar's?

Nah, came up separately. Supposedly has been able to stop Little Caesar's from saying "pizza pizza" in Canada.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_Pizza

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