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City of Glompton showed me this website: https://www.opulentitems.com where they make really intense sofas for intense sofa lovers. One of the parts of the site is “customer photos,” where real customers send in pictures of the intense sofas in their natural habitat. I don’t know about you, but to me nothing says “opulent” like a big red couch in the middle of a castle tower surrounded by pictures of owls. Except for maybe a gigantic fireplace-blocking S-sofa in the middle of a tiny room: You can see more here: https://www.opulentitems.com/customer-photos-sofas After marveling at these photos for a while, I got to thinking. They’re opulent, all right. But are they as opulent as they could be? Could they be more opulent? I think they could. Okay, that’s more opulent. But is it truly opulent? Help me, BYOB! |
# ? Apr 5, 2017 16:58 |
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lol i won't be able to contribute for a couple days but after that i hope to |
# ? Apr 5, 2017 17:00 |
Nice. I added a couple of more classic touches. ---------------- |
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 17:22 |
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 17:27 |
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lol awesome, good idea Duckie
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 18:05 |
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This is a good idea and I'm going to contribute something here in a sec but for now
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 18:22 |
I can haz moar opulence? ---------------- |
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 19:00 |
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cda posted:I can haz moar opulence? cat house trap house lmao
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 19:47 |
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I feel really bad at laughing at it so much, but that g*sh d*rn S-sofa picture. It's just so perfect
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 20:06 |
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Historical Wizards posted:I feel really bad at laughing at it so much, but that g*sh d*rn S-sofa picture. It's just so perfect it could really do with a couple people nervously standing near it, wondering if they're allowed to sit on it or not |
# ? Apr 5, 2017 22:10 |
cda posted:Nice. I added a couple of more classic touches. thats awesome
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 23:50 |
thank you opulent sofas |
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 00:06 |
Putty posted:
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 00:15 |
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i want to lash a few of these together and set sail on a swashbuckling + comfy adventure
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 00:50 |
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[an 18th century French peasant starts trying to build a guillotine big enough for these sofas] |
# ? Apr 6, 2017 01:00 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:[an 18th century French peasant starts trying to build a guillotine big enough for these sofas] Imagine being the Sofa Pimpernel, and trying to figure out how to smuggle one of these sofas to England. |
# ? Apr 6, 2017 01:07 |
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 01:12 |
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P.S. it all scans |
# ? Apr 6, 2017 01:13 |
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I think a sofa for my sofa would be the ultimate in opulance. Like a pull-out sofa, but more opulent. I would for sure want my sofa set to be modular. Each modular piece would grant me more powers the more I collected, and if I got all five, I would be a God.
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Apr 6, 2017 01:26 |
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 03:49 |
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this one reminded me of smaug but as a sofa |
# ? Apr 6, 2017 04:07 |
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vanisher posted:
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 04:20 |
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vanisher posted:
Well, it certainly doesn't remind me of a functional piece of furniture!
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 04:21 |
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treasure bear posted:i want to lash a few of these together and set sail on a swashbuckling + comfy adventure
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 06:54 |
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lol tb hitching a ride
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 06:59 |
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(sorry I'm lazy bout the edges)
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 07:03 |
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sweet |
# ? Apr 6, 2017 07:19 |
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The god dang sofa boat |
# ? Apr 6, 2017 07:41 |
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The most opulent oubliette.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 07:56 |
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 11:45 |
vanisher posted:
Smaug <3 Opulence ---------------- |
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 15:24 |
lol at all these
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 17:36 |
Cybernetic couch my couch knows the future |
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 18:44 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Cybernetic couch "Yea this baby comes fully encrypted strait off the truck." |
# ? Apr 7, 2017 01:48 |
Fredflonston posted:
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 01:57 |
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cda posted:that thing's got angry eyes |
# ? Apr 7, 2017 01:59 |
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cda posted:that thing's got angry eyes Its concentrating real good |
# ? Apr 7, 2017 03:29 |
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what do its couch eyes see? |
# ? Apr 7, 2017 07:17 |
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A Spider Covets posted:what do its couch eyes see? Oh no. They're barely wearing any clothes. Seriously? I haven't been scotchguarded recently, I really hope they aren't considering...oh...oh god. They've coming over here. They can't possibly think this is a good idea.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 15:24 |
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All I see now is dragons when looking at these |
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