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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

The navy chevrons make it even better

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/maitlis/status/850119159270825984


https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/850135751253557252

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Those of us still in, HIV management meds work really well nowadays and make you permanently nondeployable.

Don't really go get HIV.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Ugh, I'm so jaded at this point I want to take bets on what they'd hit. I honestly can't think of anything that'd be useful - ammo dumps? I mean what the hell is left there you could actually launch a strike on.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

mlmp08 posted:

Those of us still in, HIV management meds work really well nowadays and make you permanently nondeployable.

Don't really go get HIV.

Go get full blown AIDS.

Ahahahahah, gently caress

https://twitter.com/joshledermanAP/status/850138006744944640

ded redd fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Apr 7, 2017

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Is the strip club font for part of the text meant to symbolize where they meet one of their child support sources?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
If Assad live streams the commander who ordered the chemical strike being executed, I'll sigh and give a halfway for real enthused "Art of the deal!"

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Soooooo.... Math question here.


How many Russians do we have to kill in Syria before Putin gets mad and sells out the Get Donnie Elected For Favors documents?



We might get an answer!



And yes. This is the only reason Trump is hesitating on wasting artillery on ineffective strikes.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
I'm still in. I was supposed to be going to the area soon but got pulled off on Tuesday because I've got two recent tours and they wanted let a new CPT get his feet wet. I wonder if that will last.

E: ^ the Russians are already saying no troops have died despite evidence otherwise, I wouldn't be surprised if they sell out Assad as long as we promise they keep a port and some influence.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Well the good news is your time spent in 83d might not have been wasted after all!

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/06/us/trump-russia-cia-john-brennan.html

:stare:

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I wouldn't be shocked if certain bases see Russians randomly departing in the middle of the night for no stated reason (to the Syrian military).

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/850089008990494720

Watch those approval numbers go up if the USA goes to war

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

just starting to read this and :stare: x10


everything's fine guys give him a chance

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Hexyflexy posted:

Ugh, I'm so jaded at this point I want to take bets on what they'd hit. I honestly can't think of anything that'd be useful - ammo dumps? I mean what the hell is left there you could actually launch a strike on.

Airfields, probably.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zeroisanumber posted:

Airfields, probably.

Depending on scaling, the one where the plane that dropped the sarin departed and returned too, along with related unit and command buildings.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/850145719155441664

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Earlier today, I saw tweets reportedly quoting the Russian government as saying that they weren't married to Assad as the ruler of Syria. I have to wonder if there hasn't been some serious backchannel chatter with Putin that would allow Trump to launch strikes against Syrian military assets or a decapitation strike against Assad, and therefore allow for a "national salvation" figure amenable to Russia and the Trump administration to take the helm for peace talks with certain elements of the opposition. That way, Russia has its interests safeguarded by having a new, less damaged puppet installed and Trump gets a sorely needed victory, unlike that pussy Obama who only managed to kill UBL under the noses of a nuclear power.

That, or Trump at al have no idea what they're doing and we're about to enter into WWIII overnight. Regardless, I live in DC so I probably won't even wake up for the blinding flash of SS-18 love, so I'm gonna pop open a 5th of Knob Creek because why not.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

suboptimal posted:

Earlier today, I saw tweets reportedly quoting the Russian government as saying that they weren't married to Assad as the ruler of Syria. I have to wonder if there hasn't been some serious backchannel chatter with Putin that would allow Trump to launch strikes against Syrian military assets or a decapitation strike against Assad, and therefore allow for a "national salvation" figure amenable to Russia and the Trump administration to take the helm for peace talks with certain elements of the opposition. That way, Russia has its interests safeguarded by having a new, less damaged puppet installed and Trump gets a sorely needed victory, unlike that pussy Obama who only managed to kill UBL under the noses of a nuclear power.

That, or Trump at al have no idea what they're doing and we're about to enter into WWIII overnight. Regardless, I live in DC so I probably won't even wake up for the blinding flash of SS-18 love, so I'm gonna pop open a 5th of Knob Creek because why not.

Trump has no idea what he's doing.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

suboptimal posted:

That, or Trump at al have no idea what they're doing and we're about to enter into WWIII overnight. Regardless, I live in DC so I probably won't even wake up for the blinding flash of SS-18 love, so I'm gonna pop open a 5th of Knob Creek because why not.

Given what just preceded your post...

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


suboptimal posted:

I live in DC so I probably won't even wake up for the blinding flash of SS-18 love, so I'm gonna pop open a 5th of Knob Creek because why not.

Sup fellow DC goon?

Gonna enjoy the last bit of my Lagavulin 16 yr and have some snus myself.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

psydude posted:

I have a letter awarding me a functional area as long as I complete the career course so maybe I can fall back on that rather than eating artillery while attempting to breach a minefield.

if it makes you feel any better, you'd probably be watching dudes build wooden poo poo for officers and piss tube pits.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Handsome Ralph posted:

Gonna enjoy the last bit of my Lagavulin 16 yr and have some snus myself.

Grandpa?

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



I've got 6 bottles of 2017 Founders KBS and a bunch of BCBS if the world is going to end right now.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


:lol:
I said snus, not a pipe.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I got 12 10 16oz cans of miller lite because I couldn't be bothered to drive further than the nearest gas station.

a few bottles and boxes of wine and vanilla extract if poo poo gets real crazy

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Handsome Ralph posted:

:lol:
I said snus, not a pipe.

Well get a pipe.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

cowboy elvis posted:

Just checked my DD-214. Still out of the military and done with IRR.


HAVE AT IT TRUMP

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Handsome Ralph posted:

Sup fellow DC goon?

Gonna enjoy the last bit of my Lagavulin 16 yr and have some snus myself.

A good whiskey

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

just wait until the 5tons are circling the block picking up any able bodied male aged 17-70 for wwIII draft

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

:lol:

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/850154384281489408

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/850154183697334272

Heeeere we go again!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'll die sober but I'll be damned if I don't go get a pack of cigs if we get ten minutes of warning.

e:^^^maaaaybe i should run down to the gas station now

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

just wait until the 5tons are circling the block picking up any able bodied male aged 17-70 for wwIII draft

Bad heart / no heart

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Russian's are busy on twitter.

#SyriaHoax
89.5K Tweets

fake edit: and now I see why

EDIT: Well at least I can dick around with Stellaris Utopia for a few hours.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/850154183697334272

https://twitter.com/jesserodriguez/status/850154210469572608

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/850154753199935488

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So are there "totally not-Russian military" people at these locations?

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
Christ, we're liveposting the start of the third world war.

gently caress it get some Canadian blues rock in you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3gFSlc8JtU

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