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etalian
Mar 20, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDS7NkyvCmk

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

etalian posted:

Impossible not to read Trump tweets in a Zapp Brannigan voice

oh man i got the chrome extension that turns them all into crayon drawn text it is the greetest

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/04/06/us/politics/jared-kushner-russians-security-clearance.html

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Plinkey posted:

Hopefully he used those 59 tomahawks to spell "SAD" on the runway

CUM

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
God drat it

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Plinkey posted:

Hopefully he used those 59 tomahawks to spell "SAD" on the runway

trumps war is a MESS

trumps war is a WASTE

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,
calling it now, the term "nuclear de-escalation" will appear A1 NYT wrt Russia before the end of the year

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



oh god

wait

supposedly it's "almost 70" missiles

guys

what if it's

69 missiles

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
Has anyone checked on baloogan

Is it possible to orgasm to death??

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/850168722522341380

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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triple sulk posted:

oh god

wait

supposedly it's "almost 70" missiles

guys

what if it's

69 missiles

nice

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

triple sulk posted:

oh god

wait

supposedly it's "almost 70" missiles

guys

what if it's

69 missiles

DONT DO THIS TO ME IM S OHORNEY

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
I already got twitter limited for tweeting mean things at Prison Planet guy

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



DrProsek posted:

On the one hand, this attack should be everything Congress would need to plausibly get an impeachment without losing public support.

On the other, congresspeople are tripping over their dicks to say how much they lust for Arab death, and Hillary agreed with their general love of Arab death (though clarified that the last regime's Arab death was not insufficient) so lol nothing matters, the news tomorrow is gonna be about how presidential Trump looks now.

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/you-cretins-are-going-to-get-thousands-of-people-killed-1792862225

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

triple sulk posted:

oh god

wait

supposedly it's "almost 70" missiles

guys

what if it's

69 missiles

not nice

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
👏chaos👏reigns👏

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Trumpy Wumpy Startin All The Wars
Blackmailed By Pissing Russian Whores

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

triple sulk posted:

oh god

wait

supposedly it's "almost 70" missiles

guys

what if it's

69 missiles

i was hoping so til the pentagon clarified that they were exactly half a score short with just 59 cruz missells

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

FizFashizzle posted:

here's marco rubio to hem and haw and toe the line

NOT Symbolic

definitely NOT symbolic, matters a lot

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/255784560904773633

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

calling it now, the term "nuclear de-escalation" will appear A1 NYT wrt Russia before the end of the year

putin's in a dacha somewhere rocking back and forth murmuring 'escalate to de-escalate' over and over again

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.
Also funny that he blew up Syria the day he kicked Bannon off the national security staff.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
hahahah brian williams saying trump relates to reality as tv rather than vice versa

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/SenBillNelson/status/850169405107523584

(D-FL)

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

hahahah brian williams saying trump relates to reality as tv rather than vice versa

chris matthews responding with a lot of nothing :allears:

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Greaaaaat more war.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

surely the democrats will scream from the rooftops about the republicans' utter hypoc- a aahahahahaha i can't do it

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/850169538721202177

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


The Ironicat regime

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the civil war is now in its last days

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

Agronox posted:

Wow, Trump seems even more unhinged than usual at this rally.

LINK PLEASE I NEED A GODDAMN LINK

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



While it's funny to see all the people who for some loving unfathomably dumb reason thought Trump wasn't going to do something like this sooner or later melting down on twitter, there is like a 99% chance that every single of them is going to spend all night doing mental gymnastics and somehow justify this by the same time tomorrow.

I can't wait to see what insanely dumb poo poo Dilbert man has to say about it, though.
"Ha liberals! The Master Persuader just walked right into the trap I said he wasn't going to walk into, but he did it on purpose, which means it was actually a fake trap that he himself set, for himself!"

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

lmao

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




i cant

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

silentsnack posted:

Gotta wonder though: how long before Trump assigns all responsibility and decision-making to the cronies/pentagon/etc so they do all the work and take blame for everything bad, but he keeps claiming credit for any victories?

he already did this

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

While it's funny to see all the people who for some loving unfathomably dumb reason thought Trump wasn't going to do something like this sooner or later melting down on twitter, there is like a 99% chance that every single of them is going to spend all night doing mental gymnastics and somehow justify this by the same time tomorrow.

I can't wait to see what insanely dumb poo poo Dilbert man has to say about it, though.

next-level persuasion

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KThlYHfIVa8

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