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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
liberals? god drat liberals!

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Tezzora
Feb 26, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

boost your transmission array. i need to hear more facts from well-if-hillary-won tezzor alt-reality conspiracy theory echo base 1
liberals definitely cant be proven not somehow responsible for this. fascinating. fascinating. go on :munch:

me: hillary would have bombed syria
hillary clinton, literally just earlier today: I would have bombed syria. in fact, i would have bombed the specific airfield we're talking about. further, i would have bombed syria more, and faster
idiot: lol ok let's all PLAY PRETEND what would have happened if hillary won

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/06/us-military-has-launched-more-50-than-missiles-aimed-at-syria-nbc-news.html

he's staring at the teleprompters so maybe he actually wrote his own idiotic speech?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Tezzora posted:

idiot: lol ok let's all PLAY PRETEND what would have happened if hillary won
literally what youre doing lol

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
or his speechwriters are getting pretty good at imitating him

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

paul_soccer10 posted:

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/06/us-military-has-launched-more-50-than-missiles-aimed-at-syria-nbc-news.html

he's staring at the teleprompters so maybe he actually wrote his own idiotic speech?

Not possible, he is illiterate

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

IMO It's funnier when you link the actual tweet
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/375609403376144384

Just so there's no doubt or cries of photoshop

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Number_6 posted:

What would happen next if this was a Tom Clancy novel? In some nameless, secret airbase in Azerbaijan, an elite squad of Russian pilots is readying a top-secret prototype stealth model of Blackjack bomber for it's first combat sortie. As we speak, it's being fueled and armed with the latest long range hyperkinetic antiship missiles. In the crowded Persian Gulf, and without a carrier group to provide extended air cover, the American guided missile cruisers are sitting ducks.

(Continue...)

...

Everyone suddenly realises that we all have something in common. A love of life. The sweet existence of just being.

(Continue...)

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

You know all the problems in the Middle East will be straight up SOLVED when we return it to the Christendom. Deus loving VULT!

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
oh my god trumps speech is loving humiliating for the US

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
It was good posting with you terrible goons.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I've never read a Tom Clancy novel. All this war talk has got me in the mood. What book do you guys recommend?

Tezzora
Feb 26, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/850173417823367168

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

THE IRAQ WAR WAS LIKE 5 YEARS AGO

Jerome Scuggs
Feb 13, 2007
Rolodex Propaganda

Bareback Werewolf posted:

I've never read a Tom Clancy novel. All this war talk has got me in the mood. What book do you guys recommend?

red storm rising, or rainbow six, maybe hunt for red october if you havent been worn out by the movie

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

Bareback Werewolf posted:

I've never read a Tom Clancy novel. All this war talk has got me in the mood. What book do you guys recommend?

the porn parody with dong chavez

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Jerome Scuggs posted:

red storm rising, or rainbow six, maybe hunt for red october if you havent been worn out by the movie

I saw the movie once a long time ago. Don't remember much about it other than I thought it was pretty good.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

paul_soccer10 posted:

oh my god trumps speech is loving humiliating for the US

I like that he talks about the refugee crisis increasing while refusing entry for any of them

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

TopHatGenius posted:

It was good posting with you terrible goons.

Let's not say things we can't take back

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
babies, beautiful babies, babies everywhere

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
how did the trump PR guy not have him give the speech like obama on the red bin laden carpet

he looks like a loving dumbass nervously darting his eyes between teleprompters 6 ft to either side of the camera

Syllables
Jul 2, 2011

XOF XOF XOF

:fag:
real friends


Trump x Putin will be tested

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

angerbeet posted:

babies, beautiful babies, babies everywhere

so many lines, so many babies

a line for every baby

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

kindermord posted:

and you think clinton wouldn't have?

also lol i agree with tezzor holy poo poo this timeline :catdrugs:

i don't know let me consult the time cuube

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

basement jihadist posted:

i don't know let me consult the time cuube

Don't do it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

alex jones does not like this one bit
https://www.infowars.com/u-s-launches-missiles-at-syrian-base-after-chemical-weapons-attack/

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker
The US has been bombing targets in Syria for the better part of the past few years. What's a cruise missile or 60 going to change ?

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Oh my God that speech, you can hear the gears grinding in his brain as he struggles with each word. He really can't loving read can he

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
why are people talking about trump instead of hillary clinton!? what are you hiding?

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Mokbek posted:

The US has been bombing targets in Syria for the better part of the past few years. What's a cruise missile or 60 going to change ?

I think it's ostensibly been targeting ISIS and not Assad or Syrian infrastructure *directly*

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Mokbek posted:

The US has been bombing targets in Syria for the better part of the past few years. What's a cruise missile or 60 going to change ?

But this time they made an announcement

Syllables
Jul 2, 2011

XOF XOF XOF

:fag:

Mokbek posted:

The US has been bombing targets in Syria for the better part of the past few years. What's a cruise missile or 60 going to change ?

because now its trumpy lumpy

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

Mokbek posted:

The US has been bombing targets in Syria for the better part of the past few years. What's a cruise missile or 60 going to change ?

a lot is changing

https://twitter.com/SamSacks/status/850166028738973696

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

gary oldmans diary posted:

why are people talking about trump instead of hillary clinton!? what are you hiding?


lol at u getting owned by Tezzor

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Jesus christ the media is utter trash

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Jesus christ the media is utter trash

Burn em in the streets imo

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

Skypie posted:

I think it's ostensibly been targeting ISIS and not Assad or Syrian infrastructure *directly*

There have been multiple incidents of strikes on government forces resulting in many deaths. The U.S. government claimed that the strikes were accidental.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

*trump squeezes manboobs together and a missile slides out with a *sloop*

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

White Phosphorus posted:

There have been multiple incidents of strikes on government forces resulting in many deaths. The U.S. government claimed that the strikes were accidental.

lol

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Homestar Runner posted:

lol at u getting owned by Tezzor
yeah that time he referred to the person fantasizing about what hillary clinton would have done as idiot. that person whoever it would be

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