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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
gonna own when all the important operational decisions are delegated to Jared Kushner

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

babypolis posted:

lol that all it took for dems, press, to regain hope in his pissbaby president is bombing some foreigners

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

FizFashizzle posted:

id rather get blown up than gassed for sure but uh i really don't see why gassing kids is so much more horrific than crushing them under rubble

we could fit like all of syria into south dakota just move them there

and we dont even know if assad gassed or if the rebels did or whatever

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



when we all die in nuclear fire i hope we wake up on cspam island with polar bears and dharma brand junk food

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe


trump at maralego

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Chris James 2 posted:

The biggest bomb of the year...........................................................will be the piss tape's release in theaters

Will get VR to see this.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








same

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

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https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/850190966074085376

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

kaleedity posted:

apparently looks like isis is attacking the same position?

how hilarious would it be if they used Our Retarded President to soften a target up

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



drowningidiot posted:

What's the read on this so far? I'm assuming Putin signed off on this and it's designed to make Trump look like he isn't completely owned?

lmao no its not that complicated. what happened is that everyone in washington has been lusting for war in syria for 5 years and they finally convinced trump to do it (the reason he hadnt done it yet is he was obsessed with the thought that obama had tapped his phone)

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Piss de Bundy posted:

and we dont even know if assad gassed or if the rebels did or whatever

lol just lol we saw that fukin dictator gas em on the radar o scope

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Lol if Putin forgot to pop the tab on piss tape and recorded over it but still has to make don think he has it for years

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Lastgirl posted:

*USA and ISIS fighting the poo poo out of each other*

*ISIS pushes gays off towers, beheads journos, drowns civilians in cages in between*

*Assad picks up ISIS' cue and decides to gas children*

USA: :chloe:
ISIS: :chloe: what are you doing dude?

*USA and ISIS fighting the poo poo out of Assad*

Man we are gonna form the weirdest loving voltron

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

obama shoulda traded dead civilians for higher poll numbers I.m.H.o>

Cephalocidal
Dec 23, 2005


Accurate.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

"except when i do it"

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
"Back to the drawing board, I guess."

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




also not sure how much this would still affect him but putins an old spy man and cold war intelligence services hate revealing what they know to the public

but regardless the piss tape if it exists is still a thing that does give him leverage, he just has to choose how to spend that leverage

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

paranoid randroid posted:

gonna own when all the important operational decisions are delegated to Jared Kushner

Reichsmarshal Jared 'King Kush' Kushner

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







why do they keep bringing up obama's red line

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




i guess you could say

*clips on sunglasses*

nyetenyahu serious? nyet, yahoo serious

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

lol just lol we saw that fukin dictator gas em on the radar o scope

no that was just the streetlights flickering as you made another beer run

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Lastgirl posted:

*USA and ISIS fighting the poo poo out of each other*

*ISIS pushes gays off towers, beheads journos, drowns civilians in cages in between*

*Assad picks up ISIS' cue and decides to gas children*

USA: :chloe:
ISIS: :chloe: what are you doing dude?

*USA and ISIS fighting the poo poo out of Assad*

Does this mean Archer can use the ISIS name again?

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
it's funny cuz assad was an optometrist before he became dictator

I'm willing to bet both trump and assad basically did their strikes because some of their advisors egged them on even though neither really knew what they were doing

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
huh. the us hasn't official declared a war since WWII.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

FizFashizzle posted:

why do they keep bringing up obama's red line

to make obama look bad ???????????

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
[operationalizing]: we should condemn the syria gas attack and fire 60 missiles with a name we appropriated from the natives
[deoperationalizing]: no it means we should help ISIS take the offensive nearby by challenging syria's air superiority
[hyperoperationalizing]: we should do both

[hyponormalizing]: oh god im dead tomorrow

[hypernormalizing]: :guinness:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/jxmccarter/status/850188950337617922

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







who is this jabroni next to eugene robinson talking about how much this has "sent a message"

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/ryanlambie/status/849967086654947328

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

when we all die in nuclear fire i hope we wake up on cspam island with polar bears and dharma brand junk food

im gonna wake up w 'it sprmohin tume' spinnin over my head in colorful text

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


seen here, trump mocking the alleged use of chemical weapons by somebody

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Lastgirl posted:

[operationalizing]: we should condemn the syria gas attack and fire 60 missiles with a name we appropriated from the natives
[deoperationalizing]: no it means we should help ISIS take the offensive nearby by challenging syria's air superiority
[hyperoperationalizing]: we should do both

[hyponormalizing]: oh god im dead tomorrow

[hypernormalizing]: :guinness:

holy cow i cant wait for kush to get the job of dehypernormalizing the world

BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler

comingafteryouall posted:

sounds like somebody is a Republican now

100 million dollars of cluster munitions but Trump can't send a grand or 2 for some experimental minded twins to my room. loving travesty

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Baloogan posted:



trump at maralego

from a pool reporter

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/850189621254402048
"I'm not completely sure Chinese knew entirely what was going on. Dinner was quick. Xi was gone when announcement made after a quick dinner. Trump did not seem worried or concerned on plane ride down. Didn't seem like a man who knew he was about to launch missiles. Trump's top aides -- Tillerson and HR McMaster -- seemed more comfortable explaining attacks. Talked for 20 minutes. Didn't do it on camera."

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

[operationalizing]: we should condemn the syria gas attack and fire 60 missiles with a name we appropriated from the natives
[deoperationalizing]: no it means we should help ISIS take the offensive nearby by challenging syria's air superiority
[hyperoperationalizing]: we should do both

[hyponormalizing]: oh god im dead tomorrow

[hypernormalizing]: :guinness:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



so the GOP is pro ISIS now

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
putin not my friend anymore isis is now my best friend

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