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old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.


dead balls

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


deadgoon posted:

does trump have a secret plan for winning ww3 against russia

lol

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

the more things change the more they
*is bombed*

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
ive lost count how many proxy wars the us has had with rusdia

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

deadgoon posted:

does trump have a secret plan for winning ww3 against russia

no, but the Pentagon probably has like 50

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


old.flv posted:



dead balls

what truly gets me about this is that it's ultimately a 12 hour delay on the Ultimate Fate

we will all embrace Oblivion no matter who we are... face to Oblivion and hug your pillow

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

deadgoon posted:

does trump have a secret plan for winning ww3 against russia

bing bon gbong

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

mannerup posted:

more per RT in english

quote:

“This step deals significant damage to US-Russian ties, which are already in a deplorable state,” Peskov said.

quote:

US-Russian ties, which are already in a deplorable state

quote:

deplorable state

quote:

deplorable

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

TwoStepBoog posted:

no, but the Pentagon probably has like 50

You know those experiments where we dosed dolphins with LSD? Now they start to pay off.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Internet Webguy posted:

[tmg]http://i.imgur.com/csWivHq.gif[/img]

shameful

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i wish i was an LSDolphin

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Dairy Days posted:

wheres the putin ownage
Think about this like a strongman who puts a high priority on symbolism and "standing up to" the Yankees after Russia got pushed around for so long. (Which is why the annexation of Crimea was so popular -- Muscovites were popping champagne bottles on the metro because finally, they pulled it off and America sat back and watched.) They couldn't do poo poo to stop this.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Wikkheiser posted:

I like Putin helped get this guy elected and then got owned.

this is probably pretty useful for Putin to sabre rattle and be a tough guy

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot
russian government going to collapse as puting looks weaker and trump is going to take credit and win in 2020. the piss tape wasn't real but the collusion with russia was but nobody will care because we won boom! boom! kill kill kill!

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

can somebody sum up why people are saying the Syrian government used the chemical weapons instead of somebody else? i wasnt paying attention for a few days

it came from bombs dropped by airplanes so that really limits who could have done it and theres only one group in the area with a propensity to use chemical weapons AND a functioning air force

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

deadgoon posted:

i wish i was an LSDolphin

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

wHaT iS sHe ThInKiNg?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

peeonwe posted:

russian government going to collapse as puting looks weaker and trump is going to take credit and win in 2020. the piss tape wasn't real but the collusion with russia was but nobody will care because we won boom! boom! kill kill kill!
Could happen. The Germans in WW1 let Lenin travel to Russia to help destabilize it and knock it out of the war. But the revolutionary sentiment ended up filtering back to Germany, kicking off a naval mutiny and pretty much a total moral collapse among the army. Within months there were communist uprisings in major German cities.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

can somebody sum up why people are saying the Syrian government used the chemical weapons instead of somebody else? i wasnt paying attention for a few days

I think the Russia story is they bombed a rebel chemical weapon storage and didn't drop it. kind of reeks of bullshit and I'd guess the US has intelligence that made it clear to them it was the Syrian air force

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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peeonwe posted:

russian government going to collapse as puting looks weaker and trump is going to take credit and win in 2020. the piss tape wasn't real but the collusion with russia was but nobody will care because we won boom! boom! kill kill kill!

chinese economy collapses simultaneously and the ccp falls into feuding warlords, trump crowned greatest president of all time

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
world war 1, we fought over some royal gently caress getting his

world war 3, we fight over a false flag

namaste

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

is there a chance trump will come out of this unscathed

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Uncle Wemus posted:

is there a chance trump will come out of this unscathed

there are bigly chances, bigly

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
trump is fuckin amazing

truly my chaos president

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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when he finally croaks donald trump is going to get a state funeral with full military honors

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

:same:

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

that's me i'm a phinny now

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Uncle Wemus posted:

is there a chance trump will come out of this unscathed

yeap, because war has bi-partisan support

he loses the maga men but they aren't very relevant now

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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jfc donald trump is the president

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

Uncle Wemus posted:

is there a chance trump will come out of this unscathed

can the guy who grabs pussies get out of this unscathed? he's going to lose the support of some fringe internet weirdos but the guy in alabama who voted for him thinks this is badass.

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

Solarin posted:

I think the Russia story is they bombed a rebel chemical weapon storage and didn't drop it. kind of reeks of bullshit and I'd guess the US has intelligence that made it clear to them it was the Syrian air force

i think this isnt likely cause they usually store acetylcholinesterase inhibitors as 2 parts you need to mix together in flight so people handling them dont get owned by a leaky one or something. it would sound way more plausible if it was chlorine gas but it was sarin which is one of the ones you mix in flight

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

peeonwe posted:

can the guy who grabs pussies get out of this unscathed? he's going to lose the support of some fringe internet weirdos but the guy in alabama who voted for him thinks this is badass.

it IS badass

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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remember when donald trump announced his candidacy on that escalator and we all had a good lol and joked with one another about how crazy and funny a trump presidency would be

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Dairy Days posted:

i think this isnt likely cause they usually store acetylcholinesterase inhibitors as 2 parts you need to mix together in flight so people handling them dont get owned by a leaky one or something. it would sound way more plausible if it was chlorine gas but it was sarin which is one of the ones you mix in flight

sir you know your deadly gases. Good to know

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
the prison planet guy and that whole cohort (cernovitch, that weird guy from alaska etc) are such ugly gross cucks. gently caress those weirdos

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

Baloogan posted:

it IS badass

i bet you were really excited to get to really amp up your lame gimmick tonight.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

PICK YOUR FIGHTER

>(((Deep State)))
>Team Trump
>Mother Russia

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I hear trump bombed syria bigly

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Wikkheiser posted:

Could happen. The Germans in WW1 let Lenin travel to Russia to help destabilize it and knock it out of the war. But the revolutionary sentiment ended up filtering back to Germany, kicking off a naval mutiny and pretty much a total moral collapse among the army. Within months there were communist uprisings in major German cities.

so the moral is be careful where ur putin ur lenins

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
so wait, you are a globalist war cuck then?

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