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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Gorilla Salad posted:

I have absolutely no sympathy for any idiot who blasts through a loving train crossing with the lights going and an arm down.

But it seems there should be a second arm there to totally block off the road just because people are idiots.

If it totally blocks off the road, then cars can be trapped inside. They leave the exit sides open for a reason!

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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
Sucks to be an honest trader I guess, but at the end of the day a defective item is a defective item. Someone's gotta pay for it and it shouldn't be the consumer.

The dealer who tried to gently caress over my dad for $500 had no qualms about trying to wave off a defect in a car he sold less than 30 days beforehand by pointing to the "excludes electrical faults" small print in the warranty.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Slugnoid posted:

Sucks to be an honest trader I guess, but at the end of the day a defective item is a defective item. Someone's gotta pay for it and it shouldn't be the consumer.

The dealer who tried to gently caress over my dad for $500 had no qualms about trying to wave off a defect in a car he sold less than 30 days beforehand by pointing to the "excludes electrical faults" small print in the warranty.

The new rules here are putting the finger on the retailer that has less idea there could be a manufacturing issue that would cause problems (looking at you consumer Samsung for washing machines and phones that like to catch on fire). The hate on a brand is going to turn from a brand to a store. The store might have a buying group behind them, but its 'Dave's Local poo poo' that is going to cop the hate with the new laws.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Subjunctive posted:

If it totally blocks off the road, then cars can be trapped inside. They leave the exit sides open for a reason!

This may be a stupid question, but could cars just drive through those bars Hollywood-style?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


http://i.imgur.com/LMoesrc.gifv

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Regalingualius posted:

On the other hand, he apparently thought brass knuckles aren't seriously harmful. I mean, I can absolutely understand being grief stricken, but... Those things can and will seriously gently caress you up if you're the one getting hit by them.

I'm not sure whether brass knuckles would be included in "blunt objects" or "personal weapons" in the crime stats, but more people are murdered with either of those things than are murdered with rifles or shotguns. Way more. Grandpa's experienced a personal tragedy and that's a shame but he's being dumb.

Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005

Subjunctive posted:

If it totally blocks off the road, then cars can be trapped inside. They leave the exit sides open for a reason!

I think he was talking about the fact that the arm only covers one of the two lanes traveling in that direction.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Phanatic posted:

I'm not sure whether brass knuckles would be included in "blunt objects" or "personal weapons" in the crime stats, but more people are murdered with either of those things than are murdered with rifles or shotguns. Way more. Grandpa's experienced a personal tragedy and that's a shame but he's being dumb.

https://www.quandl.com/data/FBI/WEAPONS11-US-Murders-by-Weapon-Type

510 murders committed with rifle/shotgun 468 for all blunt objects in 2014. Personal means like hands and feets. So of course that would be higher since most people have hands and feets.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Just because the guy who shot them isn't at fault doesn't mean its not a tragedy. They were teenagers who in all likelihood would have matured past petty crime if they had the chance to, but there are consequences to one's actions and unfortunately they won't get that chance.

This is why its better for family members to avoid the press after horrific events like this, too often they end up saying something that makes them look bad because the emotions are running so high.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Regalingualius posted:

On the other hand, he apparently thought brass knuckles aren't seriously harmful. I mean, I can absolutely understand being grief stricken, but... Those things can and will seriously gently caress you up if you're the one getting hit by them.

Who even cares what they're armed with? At the point where you have an organized group of multiple people armed with anything breaking into someone's house with a getaway driver waiting outside you know what you're getting into. gently caress their idiot grandpa.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Phanatic posted:

I'm not sure whether brass knuckles would be included in "blunt objects" or "personal weapons" in the crime stats, but more people are murdered with either of those things than are murdered with rifles or shotguns. Way more. Grandpa's experienced a personal tragedy and that's a shame but he's being dumb.

I remember one recently where a guy was robbing a store with a gun, and he got beaned with a headshot by a bystander.
The parents said that their son was murdered, because even though he had a gun he was never going to actually hurt someone! And also that shooting him in the head was an unnecessary "kill shot".

So yeah, people don't say rational things when their idiot family members reap what they've sown.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Murphys Law posted:

I think he was talking about the fact that the arm only covers one of the two lanes traveling in that direction.

Yeah, that's it.

If you block of just one lane of a two lane road, people are going to just get in the other lane and keep on going because they're idiots who don't think about why the road is being blocked off, just that, "Hey, this lane's open."

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Look, if they are going to properly cordon off the road, they might as well not bother installing the sweet robotic death wall to stop people from abusing their badly conceived gates, is that what you want?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

This is like medieval torture device.

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Jippa posted:

This is like medieval torture device.

Aka CrossFit.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

steinrokkan posted:

Look, if they are going to properly cordon off the road, they might as well not bother installing the sweet robotic death wall to stop people from abusing their badly conceived gates, is that what you want?

Hey, don't get me wrong, if I lived near that thing I'd be out there every weekend with deckchairs and an esky full of beer, cheering these idiots on.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Posting crossfit anything is cheating though, something bad always happens.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Lime Tonics posted:

Posting crossfit anything is cheating though, something bad always happens.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Okay so did the new year's comic come first, or this?

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004



Bruce Lee gets to do whatever he wants in the gym.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Basebf555 posted:

Just because the guy who shot them isn't at fault doesn't mean its not a tragedy. They were teenagers who in all likelihood would have matured past petty crime if they had the chance to, but there are consequences to one's actions and unfortunately they won't get that chance.

This is why its better for family members to avoid the press after horrific events like this, too often they end up saying something that makes them look bad because the emotions are running so high.

Yeah, it's nothing to really go 'rah rah' about. The ending sucked for everyone involved.

I do like how they put "mastermind" in quotes about the girlfriend. Because there was nothing intelligent about her scheme.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

The text of the ad was basically "Do you want to get a job? then you need to look like you give a drat and get a shave." over a picture of a guy readying to toss his afro like a loving discus.

CerealCrunch
Jun 23, 2007

Basebf555 posted:

Just because the guy who shot them isn't at fault doesn't mean its not a tragedy. They were teenagers who in all likelihood would have matured past petty crime if they had the chance to, but there are consequences to one's actions and unfortunately they won't get that chance.

This is why its better for family members to avoid the press after horrific events like this, too often they end up saying something that makes them look bad because the emotions are running so high.

Armed robbery isn't "petty crime" dipshit

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Krispy Kareem posted:

The ending sucked for everyone involved.

I'm pretty sure the ending was A-OK for the guy who keeps an AR-15 around for home invasions. He got to play with his toy and now he has a hell of a story to tell at the bar.

CerealCrunch posted:

Armed robbery isn't "petty crime" dipshit

Also this. A group of people with a getaway driver breaking and entering your home with weapons isn't like "oh haha boys will be boys".

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

food court bailiff posted:

I'm pretty sure the ending was A-OK for the guy who keeps an AR-15 around for home invasions. He got to play with his toy and now he has a hell of a story to tell at the bar.


Also this. A group of people with a getaway driver breaking and entering your home with weapons isn't like "oh haha boys will be boys".

Maybe they didn't read In Cold Blood.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

food court bailiff posted:

I'm pretty sure the ending was A-OK for the guy who keeps an AR-15 around for home invasions. He got to play with his toy and now he has a hell of a story to tell at the bar.



If only he could sleep without the kids he killed haunting his dreams... Haha, sike. He's not a pussy bitch.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

CerealCrunch posted:

Armed robbery isn't "petty crime" dipshit

You're right, it was a poor choice of words, but I stand by the overall point.

Dipshit.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Don't sign your posts

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
i really hope someone shoots this discussion

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Double Punctuation posted:

i really hope someone shoots this discussion

Well if you can't control your discussion a mod is going to show up and shoot it.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/nuoA2N2.gifv

snake and bake
Feb 23, 2005

:theroni:

Memento posted:



Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Seriously, gently caress these people. My parents' home was invaded about 4 years ago, in the middle of the day, while my dad was home. Two guys, one unarmed, one with brass knuckles, beat him nearly to death and left him lying in a pool of his own blood. It happened so fast that my dad was unable to get to his gun, which was hidden only a few feet away from him. Brass knuckles are no loving joke.

Disproportionate Orphan
Apr 17, 2009

Double Punctuation posted:

i really hope someone shoots this discussion

Let's all just relax with a nice hot dog sandwich

Mongolian Queef
May 6, 2004


:lol:
Not very high quality but here it is with sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7XBkuHlP9w

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I remember I had a student who decided one weekend it would be fun to go to Dallas and just bust into a random house. Report I remember said he was just doing it for fun, and had no prior knowledge of the house or its occupants. Turned out a teenage girl was home and he panicked and stabbed her to death. I think the knife was from their kitchen, and he just grabbed it when he went in. He had no idea who she was, nor she him, then she's dead and then he basically just went straight home and sat on the couch covered in blood until the cops showed up. It was such a baffling and horrifying series of events.

And those three went in with weapons so they had a mind to gently caress up whoever they found from the get go.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
Were any of them actually going to harm the homeowner? Because, hot take, whatever lovely things you have in your home aren't worth more than human lives

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Low Desert Punk posted:

Were any of them actually going to harm the homeowner? Because, hot take, whatever lovely things you have in your home aren't worth more than human lives

They brought at least brass knuckles (and possibly a knife), that shows they were ready to do something to someone.

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Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

Low Desert Punk posted:

Were any of them actually going to harm the homeowner?
I don't think anyone can tell you for sure, but them bringing weapons with them says something about their intent.

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