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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Ryan, Archer

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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
I can't wait for the 3.0 bar graph with helpful bars such as "gamecode" and "Stanton"

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I can't wait for the 3.0 bar graph with helpful bars such as "gamecode" and "Stanton"

Crysisyardcitizen netcode ZX.20.2

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



TheAgent posted:

if anyone wants to send this up on r/ds or r/sc, I'll buy two or three SA accounts for people who wanna come and read these dumb SC threads for themselves

DisturbedJim and obey-the-fist plz

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
"Hey there Chris what should you name the first star system available in your first person science fiction masterpiece?" "Yeah I'm gonna name it Stanton"

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

Beet Wagon posted:

Cause we thought it would be funny to "blueball" everyone lol.

Succeeded.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Daztek posted:

DisturbedJim and obey-the-fist plz

Dereks incontenent and small balls XD

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

TheAgent posted:

if anyone wants to send this up on r/ds or r/sc, I'll buy two or three SA accounts for people who wanna come and read these dumb SC threads for themselves

A new plaything would be funny, agreed

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Daztek posted:

DisturbedJim and obey-the-fist plz

guarantee they both already have accounts.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

"Hey there Chris what should you name the first star system available in your first person science fiction masterpiece?" "Yeah I'm gonna name it Stanton"

In a burst of creativity, Roberts went with Stanton over Larry.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Foo Diddley posted:

So they set a schedule for setting a schedule, great

Schedule 2.0

JugbandDude
Jul 19, 2016

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun

Shine on you crazy diamond!
I still can't get over the "Gamecode" piece. They actually have a team called "Gamecode".

I've supported dozens of non-game related projects in the past, maintaining their test environments. I've never seen anything more stupid, and I've seen some crazy poo poo.

How can anyone think they know what they are doing?

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

JugbandDude posted:

How can anyone think they know what they are doing?

Citizens are really, really, really loving stupid and think what CIG is doing is how development actually works.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

ManofManyAliases posted:

Derek, I don't think you're an idiot. In fact, I think you're the most sane one here. Unfortunately, I don't have 13 tweets to backup my claim.

WAIT!! What just happened? This is a trick, isn't it?

Nicholas
Mar 7, 2001

Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Sandi Gardiner, Actress.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Chris Roberts, Project Manager Director.


http://i.imgur.com/gwStNxu.gifv

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

It makes far too much sense that there is an inordinately high number of Floridians in this thread.

I live in Atlanta, can I get guilt by close association?

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Daztek posted:

DisturbedJim and obey-the-fist plz

and redchris18

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



lol is pusher supposed to be a doctor or something?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Why the gently caress are they mocapping the diner tray scene?

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

SelenicMartian posted:

Why the gently caress are they mocapping the diner tray scene?

Clearly you don't understand the layers of fidelity

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Cao Ni Ma posted:

lol is pusher supposed to be a doctor or something?

A loose canon, a tough nut with a heart of gold in the cut and thrust world of space. She's turned her badge in but has come out of retirement for one last assignment, she may not play by the rules but she gets the job done in the cut and thrust world of space. With her rag tag team of misfits and space ship that looks like hell but gets the job done and is the fastest ship around she cuts through red tape and bullshit to get results, no one stands in her way, even herself. As she reflects on life she gives us a glimpse of her real self, inner demons and all. Then, with a swig of whisky and a snarl she's off once more to get things done with no bullshit in the cut and thrust world of space. Her one weakness is her love for one man, they call him Ace and he's a hard assed stubble faced rogue. Last she saw of him was in the 76 quadrant when poo poo hit the fan in space. How was she to know the aliens would be there? She may have well signed his own death warrant and she knows it. Every day she lives in space with a bad attitude and it's all to do with that. Ace never stood a chance in the end with all the aliens but they never found a body in space. Could Ace still be out there somewhere in space? "Pull yourself together Pusher" Pusher says to herself and spits a spitty spit and gets in here spaceship and flies away.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Star Citizen: A Loose Canon

Actually fits pretty well lol

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

peter gabriel posted:

A loose canon, a tough nut with a heart of gold in the cut and thrust world of space. She's turned her badge in but has come out of retirement for one last assignment, she may not play by the rules but she gets the job done in the cut and thrust world of space. With her rag tag team of misfits and space ship that looks like hell but gets the job done and is the fastest ship around she cuts through red tape and bullshit to get results, no one stands in her way, even herself. As she reflects on life she gives us a glimpse of her real self, inner demons and all. Then, with a swig of whisky and a snarl she's off once more to get things done with no bullshit in the cut and thrust world of space. Her one weakness is her love for one man, they call him Ace and he's a hard assed stubble faced rogue. Last she saw of him was in the 76 quadrant when poo poo hit the fan in space. How was she to know the aliens would be there? She may have well signed his own death warrant and she knows it. Every day she lives in space with a bad attitude and it's all to do with that. Ace never stood a chance in the end with all the aliens but they never found a body in space. Could Ace still be out there somewhere in space? "Pull yourself together Pusher" Pusher says to herself and spits a spitty spit and gets in here spaceship and flies away.

And she has a robot sidekick.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

"Hey there Chris what should you name the first star system available in your first person science fiction masterpiece?" "Yeah I'm gonna name it Stanton"

Do you have something against the pre-eminent maker of gramophone needles, or the 'warriors'?

Hav fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Apr 7, 2017

Polish Avenger
Feb 13, 2007
has an invalid opinion.

peter gabriel posted:

Last she saw of him was in the 76 quadrant when poo poo hit the fan in space.

Is that the same space that is "cut" and also "thrust?"

JugbandDude
Jul 19, 2016

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun

Shine on you crazy diamond!

peter gabriel posted:

A loose canon, a tough nut with a heart of gold in the cut and thrust world of space. She's turned her badge in but has come out of retirement for one last assignment, she may not play by the rules but she gets the job done in the cut and thrust world of space. With her rag tag team of misfits and space ship that looks like hell but gets the job done and is the fastest ship around she cuts through red tape and bullshit to get results, no one stands in her way, even herself. As she reflects on life she gives us a glimpse of her real self, inner demons and all. Then, with a swig of whisky and a snarl she's off once more to get things done with no bullshit in the cut and thrust world of space. Her one weakness is her love for one man, they call him Ace and he's a hard assed stubble faced rogue. Last she saw of him was in the 76 quadrant when poo poo hit the fan in space. How was she to know the aliens would be there? She may have well signed his own death warrant and she knows it. Every day she lives in space with a bad attitude and it's all to do with that. Ace never stood a chance in the end with all the aliens but they never found a body in space. Could Ace still be out there somewhere in space? "Pull yourself together Pusher" Pusher says to herself and spits a spitty spit and gets in here spaceship and flies away.

Suddenly the Stimpire fiction doesn't look so bad...

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

peter gabriel posted:

A loose canon, a tough nut with a heart of gold in the cut and thrust world of space. She's turned her badge in but has come out of retirement for one last assignment, she may not play by the rules but she gets the job done in the cut and thrust world of space. With her rag tag team of misfits and space ship that looks like hell but gets the job done and is the fastest ship around she cuts through red tape and bullshit to get results, no one stands in her way, even herself. As she reflects on life she gives us a glimpse of her real self, inner demons and all. Then, with a swig of whisky and a snarl she's off once more to get things done with no bullshit in the cut and thrust world of space. Her one weakness is her love for one man, they call him Ace and he's a hard assed stubble faced rogue. Last she saw of him was in the 76 quadrant when poo poo hit the fan in space. How was she to know the aliens would be there? She may have well signed his own death warrant and she knows it. Every day she lives in space with a bad attitude and it's all to do with that. Ace never stood a chance in the end with all the aliens but they never found a body in space. Could Ace still be out there somewhere in space? "Pull yourself together Pusher" Pusher says to herself and spits a spitty spit and gets in here spaceship and flies away.

If you're going to paste from the leaked SQ42 script you might as well post it all.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Hav posted:

And she has a robot sidekick.



A snarky robot with a sarcastic AI

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
Pisher more like

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

peter gabriel posted:

A loose canon, a tough nut with a heart of gold in the cut and thrust world of space. She's turned her badge in but has come out of retirement for one last assignment, she may not play by the rules but she gets the job done in the cut and thrust world of space. With her rag tag team of misfits and space ship that looks like hell but gets the job done and is the fastest ship around she cuts through red tape and bullshit to get results, no one stands in her way, even herself. As she reflects on life she gives us a glimpse of her real self, inner demons and all. Then, with a swig of whisky and a snarl she's off once more to get things done with no bullshit in the cut and thrust world of space. Her one weakness is her love for one man, they call him Ace and he's a hard assed stubble faced rogue. Last she saw of him was in the 76 quadrant when poo poo hit the fan in space. How was she to know the aliens would be there? She may have well signed his own death warrant and she knows it. Every day she lives in space with a bad attitude and it's all to do with that. Ace never stood a chance in the end with all the aliens but they never found a body in space. Could Ace still be out there somewhere in space? "Pull yourself together Pusher" Pusher says to herself and spits a spitty spit and gets in here spaceship and flies away.

I'm not sure Sandi can do justice to such a complex and multifaceted character

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

ManofManyAliases posted:

Derek, I don't think you're an idiot. In fact, I think you're the most sane one here. Unfortunately, I don't have 13 tweets to backup my claim.

Shame. While you're here, we can go through the list of things that they've managed to sort out.

Stretch Goals Not Delivered
Professional Mod Tools
100 Star Systems
RSI Class II space suit.
Hibernation Mode (Saving your game)
“Behind the Scenes of Star Citizen” documentary film
Escort Carrier, digital 42-page “overclock” Upgrade Handbook
Ship engine modifier upgrade package, Battlecruiser
Pre-launch backers get exclusive star system
Jane’s Fighting Ships style manual, Manage Space Stations, RSI Museum will air monthly. They tried RSI Museum but gave up on it.
Planetside FPS combat.

Salvage Mechanic.
Enhanced Mission Design for Squadron 42.
Tamsa System.
Tanga System.
Cano System.
UDS-2943-01-22 System.
Kabal System, Oretani System.
Procedural Generation R&D Team. (With the December 2015 “Pupil to Planet” video, they claim procedural generation teams are doing stuff.)
Omni Role Combat Armor (ORC) mk9
Stellar Cartography (It’s defined as a map room that’s in the game directly, not to be confused with the $51 Million Map goal)

Hadesian Artifact
Updated Scanning Software.
Engine Tuning Kit.
Retaliator Commercial. Still in the plans. It’s not happening near term because all our cinematic folks are working on SQ42… but it’s a stretch goal and we will get to it.
Alien Languages. (“We will work with real-world linguists to create distinctive and realistic alien languages for Star Citizen’s three biggest alien races, the Vanduul, the Xi’An and the Banu.”)
Independent Arbitrator’s Guild.
More Detailed AI Activities.
Ballistic Gatling.
Anvil Aerospace Crucible. Last seen as being in the “Concept Phase” as of Dec 2015/Jan 2016.
Espera Prowler.

Genesis-class Starliner.
MISC Reliant. (It’s in the hanger, only marked Red because you can’t fly it yet. Video Proof)
Pets.
Enhanced Ship Modularity.

Features advertised but not delivered
Rentable ships
Some ships with artificial gravity (or not)
Multicrewing
Different HUDs for different ships
Hull Breaches
Shuttles for larger ships to land on planets
Banu ports and stations for trading
Parking smaller ships in the Idris
Inertia on objects not anchored on ships
Beam weapons for larger ships

Tractor beams and EVA for cargo
EVA ship repair
Wreck exploration
Benefits for ejecting from a ship about to explode
Wreckage as a navigational hazard
Using inertia for flight rather than burning fuel all the time
Dangerous and Dynamic Jump Points
Changeable gravity systems for ships
Booby traps and trackers for cargo
Detailed navigation system

Weapon slaving
Detailed ship destruction for large ships
Ship repair and cleanliness/degradation
Ship Trade-in and buying used ships, naming your ship
Manual and auto-docking
Customizable AI voices for different aspects of your ship
Organization Infiltration
Playing as another alien race
Relaying radar information to C&C Center
Run your own business

In depth non-FTL communication
Bounty hunting system
Player influenced politics
In-game VOIP and “Live Driver”
Track IR Support
Shareable star map locations
Group mining operations
In-fiction “Live Team” that will report player driven events as in-fiction news
Dynamic population count
Character damage and aging

Character histories and/or ancestral trees
Large scale dynamic events
Player Rating System
Taxes for Organizations
Dead (Wounded) body recovery
Player or organization ran medical facilities
User generated content
Shared organization hangars
Combined arms missions
Location for contributors’ names to be found in the PU

Organization reputation system
Damageable cyborg limbs and cybernetic repair facilities
Dynamic social interaction with NPCs
Galactapedia
Space creatures
Planet day/night cycle
Cargo damage (item damage)
Potential In-game “Voice Attack” system

NPC Generation
Docking and Undocking Tech
Realistic Audio Options
Personally Owned NPCs
Farming
Tri-Monitor Support
Your Name in the Game
Carriers
Getting Everyone into the Same Instance
More Economical or Versatile Corvettes

Planetary Ship Entry
Repair and Items System Capability
Manned Turrets
Character Customization
Ship connected to User Online/Offline Status
Picking Up Objects On Planets
Multi-Monitor HUD
Large Ship Damage Control Lockers
Dogfights Through Space Stations
Ship Persistence

Stealth Game Play
Ability for Privateers/Corsairs/Buccaneers
Landing on Planets
Procedurally-Generated Environments
Starfarer's Refueling Mechanic
Rigging
Anchoring to an Asteroid
Kill Boards
NPC ranks
Thruster Trails

Non-Lethal Combat Modules
Raid Supply Shipments
Owning an Alien Ship
Hidden Ship Compartments
Catapulting Through Space
Locking Ships
Jury Rig Repairing
Dynamic Weather
Automatic Battle Flight Pattern
Living Spaces

Insurance for Pilots
Mining
Escape Pods
Personal Armor (FPS)
Extreme Ship Maneuvers
Start up Sequence for Large Multi-Crew Ships
Voice Commands
Remotely Hacking Ships
Pacing NPC's
Incentives to keep your orginal Ship's Hull

Game Generated Missions
Communication Between Two Ships
Ship Armor
Controlled and Uncontrolled Space
NPC Crews
Guild Wars
Trading
Inflation and Deflation
Hiring NPC's for missions
Travelling in Fleets

Tactical Game modes in FPS
Trading weapons in the FPS
Bounty Hunting
Player Generated Content
Assigning Ships to Landing Zones
UI Customization
Radar features
Future Playable Maps
Ships Developed by the Community
Warning NPC's of Attack

NPC crew AI
Clothing Damage
Character Creator
Interior Damage System
Roaming Floating Structures
Vehicles for Planetside
NPC dialogue
Electronic Warfare in the PU
Player Owned Cargo Space
NPC population in the PU

Salvaging Mechanic
Ship Aging
Linux Client
In game Banking
VR
Medic and Surgeon Skill progression
Mining and resource gathering
Fabricate weapons/armor/ship parts
FPS Armor Types
Join in-progress free flight games

Hangar parties & instancing
Physical grappling beam
Multicrew keycards
Repairing Gold Horizon Space Stations
Taxation
Natural areas in the 'Verse
FPS environmental hazards
Store ore in your hangar
Organic ships
Ship spoofing

Non-combat ships
Search players for weapons
Flying a ship without a hud
Starting wars between the different races
Tractor Beams
NPCs react to weapons
Drop pods
Limb Damage
Bounty Hunting
Org recruiting NPCs

NPCs using different loadouts
Resource Spawning
NPC & Human scanning
Location based damage for pets

(Credit: SomethingJones)

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

peter gabriel posted:

A loose canon, a tough nut with a heart of gold in the cut and thrust world of space. She's turned her badge in but has come out of retirement for one last assignment, she may not play by the rules but she gets the job done in the cut and thrust world of space. With her rag tag team of misfits and space ship that looks like hell but gets the job done and is the fastest ship around she cuts through red tape and bullshit to get results, no one stands in her way, even herself. As she reflects on life she gives us a glimpse of her real self, inner demons and all. Then, with a swig of whisky and a snarl she's off once more to get things done with no bullshit in the cut and thrust world of space. Her one weakness is her love for one man, they call him Ace and he's a hard assed stubble faced rogue. Last she saw of him was in the 76 quadrant when poo poo hit the fan in space. How was she to know the aliens would be there? She may have well signed his own death warrant and she knows it. Every day she lives in space with a bad attitude and it's all to do with that. Ace never stood a chance in the end with all the aliens but they never found a body in space. Could Ace still be out there somewhere in space? "Pull yourself together Pusher" Pusher says to herself and spits a spitty spit and gets in here spaceship and flies away.

Needs more tickle porn

e: Horse Yoga tax

DarkRefreshment fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Apr 7, 2017

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

peter gabriel posted:

A snarky robot with a sarcastic AI

...but that learns how to love and the intricacies of the human condition through juxtaposition with Pusher's issues and the cut and thrust of space.

And makes toasted cheese sandwiches.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Hav posted:

Do you have something against the pre-eminent maker of gramophone needles, or the 'warriors'?

I guess I should be thankful he didn't go with something even lamer like Hades, Pyro, Nexus or Terra

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
I hate Star Citizen

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

DarkRefreshment posted:

Needs more tickle porn

e: Horse Yoga tax



:yikes:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

peter gabriel posted:

A snarky robot with a sarcastic AI

Robot also has ATM functionality to facilitate purchases.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

ban this hot filth

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
:krakken::siren::siren::siren::siren::krakken:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsPssekD5Zg&t=459s

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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Given his track record on chairs in spaceships, I find his musings suspect.

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