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FactsAreUseless posted:The silos open. Slowly, the missiles emerge. At their zenith, they all fall over sideways, simultaneously. Some of this is kinda true. I don't worry about loose nukes because things like tritium detonators decay pretty regularly and nukes don't work without them.
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BONGHITZ posted:who the gently caress is "we" the servants of the ratking who dwells in the sewers below vancouver
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Baloogan posted:link? http://www.businessinsider.com/russian-military-posts-drone-footage-aftermathus-strike-on-syria-2017-4
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Sir Tonk posted:y'all are gonna be real embarrassed when you learn that joementum was actually bannon this whole time steve bannin vs ed ballz
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FactsAreUseless posted:That scene from Barefoot Gen where people die by the dozens because they try to drink water, only it's C-SPAM trying to get internet access. not gonna lie i would probably post 'lmao' itt when the nukes start falling
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trump confused by the emotions from syrian kids being murdered in a country where he wants to prevent refugees from fleeing he looks down and plays with his bracelet, tracing over the letters W W H D and he finds his resolve
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FactsAreUseless posted:That scene from Barefoot Gen where people die by the dozens because they try to drink water, only it's C-SPAM trying to get internet access. Water is bad friendo. Only whiskey can be trusted
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Schnorkles posted:not gonna lie i would probably post 'lmao' itt when the nukes start falling
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Agronox posted:There are some great/horrifying U.K. videos from the early 80s about how to prep for nuclear attack. Protect and Survive, I want to say, without looking it up. The chord at the end of those videos still makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up Actually, I looked it up. Here is a good one. Best watched at 2:00 AM when you are completely alone, in the middle of an existential crisis, and dosed with LSD: https://youtu.be/hGMdnod8VPI Agronox fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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punchymcpunch posted:id be sad if we all got nuked let me finish persona 5 first at least
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Hypha posted:Water is bad friendo. Only whiskey can be trusted whiskey? you mean THE WATER OF LIFE? ur trapped in a paradox
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Sir Tonk posted:y'all are gonna be real embarrassed when you learn that joementum was actually bannon this whole time can't can the Ban Man
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no see, they built a movie-set style replica of the airbase in the middle of the syrian desert complete with inflatable planes. all of those buildings are just empty plywood facades. that way trump can look strong without harming putin or assad. yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.
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i think i'd spent my last minutes shitposting here w/ all my friendsanime was right posted:let me finish persona 5 first at least this is all i ask
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do I have time to watch Riverdale before the world ends???
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Origami Dali posted:no see, they built a movie-set style replica of the airbase in the middle of the syrian desert complete with inflatable planes. all of those buildings are just empty plywood facades. that way trump can look strong without harming putin or assad. yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.
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BONGHITZ posted:who the gently caress is "we" CSPAM is 120 thousand fit college educated middle class men. If we really wanted to we could invade Bolivia and install a new government. We definitely have the manpower. There are plenty of veterans here. Plus everyone here knows where the magazine release is on an M16, from years of playing Call Of Duty. Realistically the CSPAM Reaction Force would be far more effective than half the world's militaries. The Afghan military is hosed up on opium. The Iraqi army cant even do jumping jacks.. Plus Bolivia has only 8 thousand military personnel the majority of whom are useless paper pushers. I don't actually support the violent overthrow of Bolivia. I just think its kind of a fun idea conceptualy.
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as long as bill mitchell dies in the nuclear holocaust alongside me I will be happy
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anime was right posted:let me finish persona 5 first at least nuclear death is going to spare me the embarrassment of the Pittsburgh Pirates 2017 season
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punchymcpunch posted:whiskey? you mean THE WATER OF LIFE? ur trapped in a paradox As long as the reality shield holds, paradox is life
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I think the debate over whether Trump did a bad or a good kind of misses the whole point: Trump himself is bad and not at all equipped to handle this sort of thing. No matter how he ended up in the job he's clearly fuuuuuucking terrible at basic things like strategy, planning ahead, having a coherent worldview that isn't infected by Fox and Friends, etc etc He loving got bored and went to go play Big Rig Butters while his healthcare bill went up in flames, didn't do his homework, didn't do the legwork needed for it, didn't understand any of the politics of it, wanted to force a vote on it anyway just to put together an enemies list, on and one and on....and we're giving him the benefit of the doubt that he's doing his due diligence on an even more complex and serious life/death/war issue? gently caress that. I feel like I'm watching people argue over whether the vanilla or chocolate ice cream is better when they know there's rat poison in both of them.
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eonwe posted:as long as bill mitchell dies in the nuclear holocaust alongside me I will be happy he'll probably decide that this is a genius move by the trump administration as his skin melts away from his face leaving nothing but ash
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anime was right posted:let me finish persona 5 first at least *the angel of death descends* AN ANGEL: i have come for ur soul, poster. you have no chance to survive make ur time A POSTER: please sir let me finish one more game and then ill go AN ANGEL: very well choose a game A POSTER: i choose a jrpg lmao owned see you in a couple yearz
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punchymcpunch posted:*the angel of death descends* i would rather die than play a jrpg
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FactsAreUseless posted:That scene from Barefoot Gen where people die by the dozens because they try to drink water, only it's C-SPAM trying to get internet access.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDwqBSw8nX0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c860BJSgKJ4 lol check out this cuck
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goddamnit does awful app not have a way to make threads??? I'm trying to make a nuclear war prep thread except the op just tells people to walk outside and embrace the atom to spare yourself the abject misery of the post nuclear world, but nooooooo
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I think the debate over whether Trump did a bad or a good kind of misses the whole point: Trump himself is bad and not at all equipped to handle this sort of thing. No matter how he ended up in the job he's clearly fuuuuuucking terrible at basic things like strategy, planning ahead, having a coherent worldview that isn't infected by Fox and Friends, etc etc
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https://twitter.com/Charles_Lister/status/850381365963096064 I have no loving idea.
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I had to look up the fry pedo guy and his name was the "The Professor" but the real pay dirt was this: quote:The characters that remained following the lawsuit were Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Hamburglar, and the French Fry Gobblins (renamed the Fry Guys, and later the Fry Kids with the addition of the Fry Girls). Mayor McCheese, Officer Big Mac, Captain Crook, and the Professor were used until 1985 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY  
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Office Pig posted:https://twitter.com/Charles_Lister/status/850381365963096064 poo poo is just gonna escalate
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je pense k'alex ne comprends les paroles k'il dit
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Office Pig posted:https://twitter.com/Charles_Lister/status/850381365963096064 oh hey Assad is literally accelerating conflict
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FactsAreUseless posted:The silos open. Slowly, the missiles emerge. At their zenith, they all fall over sideways, simultaneously. in the north atlantic a trident sub prepares to launch. the sub shoots straight downwards, leaving the missile stationary in the water
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:I had to look up the fry pedo guy and his name was the "The Professor" but the real pay dirt was this: 
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Sir Tonk posted:is he going to quote Tool lyrics next? Alex Jones smugly walks into a room wearing his"[front] You laugh at me cause I'm different... [back] I laugh at you because you're all the same" tee shirt
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