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Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

paranoid randroid posted:

here comes our elite policy fixers - Jared and Thad and Tucker and Chad and

this is probably the one guy that knows a Percy

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Fidel Castronaut posted:

So, did Trump and Putin decide to have Trump launch a bunch of cruise missiles into the sea and say he attacked a landing strip so he could sound tough?

I think so!

galenanorth
May 19, 2016


Francine and her box

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

galenanorth posted:


Francine and her box

nice

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Fidel Castronaut posted:

So, did Trump and Putin decide to have Trump launch a bunch of cruise missiles into the sea and say he attacked a landing strip so he could sound tough?

would you call it a... false flag?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Jared and the Jareds are here to conduct some business and if you don't show some loving deference they're going to leave such a snippy review of your country on Yelp

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
Can't squwoosh the Kush!!!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Business Gorillas posted:

the resident liberal on my friend's list is absolutely furious that he committed an international incident with massive ramifications at mar-a-lago

he's currently arguing that there's much more secured rooms to do this in

MORE 👏 WOMEN 👏 GUARDS

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Is this some queen amidalia and her doubles poo poo?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

Werent those two fuvking

everybody seemed to think so

idk but there are a bunch of pictures of jonathon link on the internet and he is just heart-meltingly beautiful in all of them

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Yossarian-22 posted:

Guys... Bernie............ bad?

TORMP...... bad?

Ever-everyone...... bad?

Nope, Bernie still checking in as Good

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

tacodaemon posted:

jared seems to have a small coterie of "dudes who dress just like jared" that he took w him to iraq. are they all on the same sculling crew or something?



frat bros

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
https://twitter.com/infowars/status/850423433330642944

the specter of LF-ism

infowars: #nowarinsyria

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Weeping Wound posted:

this is probably the one guy that knows a Percy

there's definitely a Bertie or two in his contacts list

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/850437215738114048

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Surprised some NCO didn't yell at The Kush for not putting his armor on correctly.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

cmon garrison even you had to know that trump was gonna go with the devil on this one

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Rushi posted:

https://twitter.com/infowars/status/850423433330642944

the specter of LF-ism

infowars: #nowarinsyria

lf comes at you fast

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Ain't no way Bannon gets fired.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Jazerus posted:

actually tbh he's literally fulfilling the usual role of the crown prince in a monarchy

i.e. actually ruling so the monarch can party

lmao its so accurate

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Yo, Jared we crushed that freaking meeting with that local iman man, absolutely crushed it.

*pulls beer out of pocket and chugs it inside of a mosque during Salah*

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Shut down the media! Jail the reporters! Kill internet neutrality. gently caress mankind! Skaarj ruuuuuuulz!

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

The generals are going to tell Trump America will look weak if we don't continue bombing as only one strike is ineffective.

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
is infowars/jones owned by bannon in any way?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Fidel Castronaut posted:

Is this some queen amidalia and her doubles poo poo?

solution: shoot all of them, just to be sure

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

That DICK! posted:

Ain't no way Bannon gets fired.

How much more useful can he be? That will be the exact length of his tenure in the White House.

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Im done trying to understand anything forever, I'm done

galenanorth posted:


Francine and her box

Except for friends like this

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Reading about Kushner, the savior of America's ills

quote:

The persistent failure of the Observer’s content to please its owner may have had less to do with Kushner’s literary preferences than with the possibility that he has none. Several sources described him to me as an unenthusiastic reader, with little use for newspapers, let alone books.

http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-news-and-politics/215672/what-will-become-of-jared-kushner

illiteracy all the way down

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




jfc please kick him out

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

You know things are bad because Ben is drawing Trump a bit fatter.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Fidel Castronaut posted:

Is this some queen amidalia and her doubles poo poo?

the ten thousand jareds of the apocalypse

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
its me, im one of the many hundreds of slightly uglier and disheveled versions of jared kushner that follow in his wake

Xenophanes
Nov 8, 2015

tacodaemon posted:

jared seems to have a small coterie of "dudes who dress just like jared" that he took w him to iraq. are they all on the same sculling crew or something?



Just lol if sculling on the Tigris and the Euphrates in the same day isn't on your bucket list.

CodeJanitor
Mar 30, 2005
I still can't think of anything to say.

Business Gorillas posted:

i've actually had a massive boost of my faith in humanity because they are actually breaking from trump instead of blindly following him

Too bad they are "changing" their minds for completely the wrong reasons and learning completely the wrong lessons.
Any tumpettes that want out must cut off an appendage, post the video as proof, they they can be considered for baptism to wash away their sins in their own blood.

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
Syria photoshoot next?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

huh

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

GobiasIndustries posted:

How much more useful can he be? That will be the exact length of his tenure in the White House.

Firing him would be an admission on Trumps part that he does not have the best people

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



:siren:the pivot is here, its finally happening:siren:

(the sirens are bombing run warnings)

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Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
im rand paul the angel

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