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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
if they release just the planetside desertscape as 3.0 I think they are done, even moma wouldn't defend that poo poo

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Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe
Wild stab in the dark, but are any of the Florida types heading to B-sides tomorrow?

Want to admit to it?

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

You people disappoint me.

I'm stuck in a four-hour lockdown, and this is all the entertainment I get for my trouble? Horse yoga and drinking mocap? For shame, Star Citizen thread. :colbert:

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

DarkRefreshment posted:

I live in Atlanta, can I get guilt by close association?

Piss off Yankee!

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sputnik_(news_agency)

"" posted:

Sputnik (pronounced spʊtnɪk, formerly The Voice of Russia) is a news agency, news websites and radio broadcast service established by the Russian government-controlled news agency Rossiya Segodnya.[2] Headquartered in Moscow, Sputnik has regional editorial offices in Washington, Cairo, Beijing, London and Edinburgh. It focuses on global politics and economics and is geared towards a non-Russian audience.[3] Sputnik has been widely accused of bias, disinformation[4] and being a Russian propaganda outlet.[5][6]

...

Sputnik News is a successor to Russian state-owned RIA Novosti's international branch, which became defunct in 2013.[12] Whereas RIA Novosti's output tended to emanate from a more concentrated base in Moscow, Sputnik's content is drawn from a number of international bureaux.

Well, with coverage like this Star Citizen has to be legitimate!

Wait... deceptive sack of poo poo, bad hair, constantly failing businesses, wife is a horrifying vampire wearing human skin, really likes "Luxury" items without having any understanding of taste, possible mob ties, connections to Russian propaganda outlets....

Has anyone ever seen Chris Roberts and Donald Trump in a room together?

Sarsapariller fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Apr 7, 2017

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

Tippis posted:

You people disappoint me.

I'm stuck in a four-hour lockdown, and this is all the entertainment I get for my trouble? Horse yoga and drinking mocap? For shame, Star Citizen thread. :colbert:

Would you prefer other animals doing yoga?

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

DarkRefreshment posted:

Would you prefer other animals doing yoga?

Eh. Sure, why not. What have you got?

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Tippis posted:

Eh. Sure, why not. What have you got?

Achamp
Oct 19, 2005
The two hhhwhat.... The two yutes your honor

TheAgent posted:

if they release just the planetside desertscape as 3.0 I think they are done, even moma wouldn't defend that poo poo

Read as planetside Derekscape first. Too much time in the Stimpire around here.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.


:golfclap:

I'm mollified.

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

DapperDon posted:

Piss off Yankee!

Gads! I'd never. ATL = large city, can still say y'all and get a sweet tea by the bucket. I'm never leaving.

Plus Sherman just came back a couple of weeks ago and burned a major bridge to downtown. How southern is that?

e. Oh and I can easily dismiss stupid people here with the phrase "Bless their hearts"

DarkRefreshment fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Apr 7, 2017

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

Tippis posted:

Eh. Sure, why not. What have you got?

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

The human wants to rub the belly.

The primate wants to find a tree.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Stop spreading FUD. They're well on their way to 1000 client instances

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXOX2GoJg1Q

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
I can't be the only one that is hoping SQ42 is released at some point and features Sandi as the protagonist. It will be deliciously bad. Like harder to finish than Desert Bus bad.

Nicholas
Mar 7, 2001

Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

they deleted all the information in this report. i guess its fixed?

the comments are still available though

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

XK posted:

Star Citizen has lots of betas. Too bad none of them are software.

Ahahahahahhaha.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Nicholas posted:

they deleted all the information in this report. i guess its fixed?

the comments are still available though

They didn't want people knowing how to exploit it.

Nicholas
Mar 7, 2001

Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

D_Smart posted:

They didn't want people knowing how to exploit it.

are you SURE they didnt fix it?

Nicholas
Mar 7, 2001

Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?
what im getting at is i want pgabz to make a new video

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Hav posted:

Don't look out the window, and don't look at the white van.

This reminds me about the homeless guy living in a van at their place. I wonder if he still lives there.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Lladre posted:

This reminds me about the homeless guy living in a van at their place. I wonder if he still lives there.

He's still there , waiting to release their latest production schedule

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Nicholas posted:

are you SURE they didnt fix it?

Yes, I'm sure. Ask yourself this. Why would they wipe out the report contents - leaving the comments?

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.
More exciting content from CIG's happiest hour...




TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
He doesnt shave in the first place

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

peter gabriel posted:

A loose canon, a tough nut with a heart of gold in the cut and thrust world of space. She's turned her badge in but has come out of retirement for one last assignment, she may not play by the rules but she gets the job done in the cut and thrust world of space. With her rag tag team of misfits and space ship that looks like hell but gets the job done and is the fastest ship around she cuts through red tape and bullshit to get results, no one stands in her way, even herself. As she reflects on life she gives us a glimpse of her real self, inner demons and all. Then, with a swig of whisky and a snarl she's off once more to get things done with no bullshit in the cut and thrust world of space. Her one weakness is her love for one man, they call him Ace and he's a hard assed stubble faced rogue. Last she saw of him was in the 76 quadrant when poo poo hit the fan in space. How was she to know the aliens would be there? She may have well signed his own death warrant and she knows it. Every day she lives in space with a bad attitude and it's all to do with that. Ace never stood a chance in the end with all the aliens but they never found a body in space. Could Ace still be out there somewhere in space? "Pull yourself together Pusher" Pusher says to herself and spits a spitty spit and gets in here spaceship and flies away.

Star Citizen: The Cut and Thrust World of Space.

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

TrustmeImLegit posted:

He doesnt shave in the first place

Disagree... he works for Sandi, we know what he has to shave

MinorInconvenience
Feb 24, 2017

Criminal lawyer or criminal, lawyer. Yeah. No difference.

Nicholas posted:

they deleted all the information in this report. i guess its fixed?

the comments are still available though

Heh. They can't even do a cover-up competently.

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Hav posted:

Shame. While you're here, we can go through the list of things that they've managed to sort out.

Stretch Goals Not Delivered
Professional Mod Tools
100 Star Systems
RSI Class II space suit.
Hibernation Mode (Saving your game)
“Behind the Scenes of Star Citizen” documentary film
Escort Carrier, digital 42-page “overclock” Upgrade Handbook
Ship engine modifier upgrade package, Battlecruiser
Pre-launch backers get exclusive star system
Jane’s Fighting Ships style manual, Manage Space Stations, RSI Museum will air monthly. They tried RSI Museum but gave up on it.
Planetside FPS combat.

Salvage Mechanic.
Enhanced Mission Design for Squadron 42.
Tamsa System.
Tanga System.
Cano System.
UDS-2943-01-22 System.
Kabal System, Oretani System.
Procedural Generation R&D Team. (With the December 2015 “Pupil to Planet” video, they claim procedural generation teams are doing stuff.)
Omni Role Combat Armor (ORC) mk9
Stellar Cartography (It’s defined as a map room that’s in the game directly, not to be confused with the $51 Million Map goal)

Hadesian Artifact
Updated Scanning Software.
Engine Tuning Kit.
Retaliator Commercial. Still in the plans. It’s not happening near term because all our cinematic folks are working on SQ42… but it’s a stretch goal and we will get to it.
Alien Languages. (“We will work with real-world linguists to create distinctive and realistic alien languages for Star Citizen’s three biggest alien races, the Vanduul, the Xi’An and the Banu.”)
Independent Arbitrator’s Guild.
More Detailed AI Activities.
Ballistic Gatling.
Anvil Aerospace Crucible. Last seen as being in the “Concept Phase” as of Dec 2015/Jan 2016.
Espera Prowler.

Genesis-class Starliner.
MISC Reliant. (It’s in the hanger, only marked Red because you can’t fly it yet. Video Proof)
Pets.
Enhanced Ship Modularity.

Features advertised but not delivered
Rentable ships
Some ships with artificial gravity (or not)
Multicrewing
Different HUDs for different ships
Hull Breaches
Shuttles for larger ships to land on planets
Banu ports and stations for trading
Parking smaller ships in the Idris
Inertia on objects not anchored on ships
Beam weapons for larger ships

Tractor beams and EVA for cargo
EVA ship repair
Wreck exploration
Benefits for ejecting from a ship about to explode
Wreckage as a navigational hazard
Using inertia for flight rather than burning fuel all the time
Dangerous and Dynamic Jump Points
Changeable gravity systems for ships
Booby traps and trackers for cargo
Detailed navigation system

Weapon slaving
Detailed ship destruction for large ships
Ship repair and cleanliness/degradation
Ship Trade-in and buying used ships, naming your ship
Manual and auto-docking
Customizable AI voices for different aspects of your ship
Organization Infiltration
Playing as another alien race
Relaying radar information to C&C Center
Run your own business

In depth non-FTL communication
Bounty hunting system
Player influenced politics
In-game VOIP and “Live Driver”
Track IR Support
Shareable star map locations
Group mining operations
In-fiction “Live Team” that will report player driven events as in-fiction news
Dynamic population count
Character damage and aging

Character histories and/or ancestral trees
Large scale dynamic events
Player Rating System
Taxes for Organizations
Dead (Wounded) body recovery
Player or organization ran medical facilities
User generated content
Shared organization hangars
Combined arms missions
Location for contributors’ names to be found in the PU

Organization reputation system
Damageable cyborg limbs and cybernetic repair facilities
Dynamic social interaction with NPCs
Galactapedia
Space creatures
Planet day/night cycle
Cargo damage (item damage)
Potential In-game “Voice Attack” system

NPC Generation
Docking and Undocking Tech
Realistic Audio Options
Personally Owned NPCs
Farming
Tri-Monitor Support
Your Name in the Game
Carriers
Getting Everyone into the Same Instance
More Economical or Versatile Corvettes

Planetary Ship Entry
Repair and Items System Capability
Manned Turrets
Character Customization
Ship connected to User Online/Offline Status
Picking Up Objects On Planets
Multi-Monitor HUD
Large Ship Damage Control Lockers
Dogfights Through Space Stations
Ship Persistence

Stealth Game Play
Ability for Privateers/Corsairs/Buccaneers
Landing on Planets
Procedurally-Generated Environments
Starfarer's Refueling Mechanic
Rigging
Anchoring to an Asteroid
Kill Boards
NPC ranks
Thruster Trails

Non-Lethal Combat Modules
Raid Supply Shipments
Owning an Alien Ship
Hidden Ship Compartments
Catapulting Through Space
Locking Ships
Jury Rig Repairing
Dynamic Weather
Automatic Battle Flight Pattern
Living Spaces

Insurance for Pilots
Mining
Escape Pods
Personal Armor (FPS)
Extreme Ship Maneuvers
Start up Sequence for Large Multi-Crew Ships
Voice Commands
Remotely Hacking Ships
Pacing NPC's
Incentives to keep your orginal Ship's Hull

Game Generated Missions
Communication Between Two Ships
Ship Armor
Controlled and Uncontrolled Space
NPC Crews
Guild Wars
Trading
Inflation and Deflation
Hiring NPC's for missions
Travelling in Fleets

Tactical Game modes in FPS
Trading weapons in the FPS
Bounty Hunting
Player Generated Content
Assigning Ships to Landing Zones
UI Customization
Radar features
Future Playable Maps
Ships Developed by the Community
Warning NPC's of Attack

NPC crew AI
Clothing Damage
Character Creator
Interior Damage System
Roaming Floating Structures
Vehicles for Planetside
NPC dialogue
Electronic Warfare in the PU
Player Owned Cargo Space
NPC population in the PU

Salvaging Mechanic
Ship Aging
Linux Client
In game Banking
VR
Medic and Surgeon Skill progression
Mining and resource gathering
Fabricate weapons/armor/ship parts
FPS Armor Types
Join in-progress free flight games

Hangar parties & instancing
Physical grappling beam
Multicrew keycards
Repairing Gold Horizon Space Stations
Taxation
Natural areas in the 'Verse
FPS environmental hazards
Store ore in your hangar
Organic ships
Ship spoofing

Non-combat ships
Search players for weapons
Flying a ship without a hud
Starting wars between the different races
Tractor Beams
NPCs react to weapons
Drop pods
Limb Damage
Bounty Hunting
Org recruiting NPCs

NPCs using different loadouts
Resource Spawning
NPC & Human scanning
Location based damage for pets

(Credit: SomethingJones)

Quoting for archival purposes.

MinorInconvenience
Feb 24, 2017

Criminal lawyer or criminal, lawyer. Yeah. No difference.

Why would you even need to mocap that for a loving video game? Really? You can't find stock footage or prior captures to get that scene?!? What a loving waste of time. But the worst is that they seem proud of that dumb poo poo.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

MinorInconvenience posted:

Why would you even need to mocap that for a loving video game? Really? You can't find stock footage or prior captures to get that scene?!? What a loving waste of time. But the worst is that they seem proud of that dumb poo poo.

What the hell is even happening , someone is lying on a bed while others walk in the room ?

Critical mocap scene that one

Just lol at everyone standing around while the hourly wage counter just sky rockets

radd
Jun 16, 2001

Super Spacefortress

quote:

GamesCom - 2017

For those of you who joined us in Cologne last year, you will be happy to hear that our plans for this year are very similar at this stage, including a live show at the Gloria Theater. Click here for more information including when the tickets go on sale.

So - more lies, another fake tech demo that bears no relation to the actual state of the game, more promises that won't be met, more delays?

Can't wait!

boviscopophobic
Feb 5, 2016

Nicholas posted:

are you SURE they didnt fix it?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

we did it youtube!

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

This is the amazing sushi scene!! Just be glad they don't have Ben lying there.

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away
She is walking like she is about to be executed or something.

Just got called into the principals office and they know what they did.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Sandi makes walking look wooden and unconvincing

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

lazorexplosion posted:

Sandi makes walking look wooden and unconvincing

They should stick to being the VP of Marketing.

That there is the "I don't know what to do with my hands" walk.

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

That's the I don't know how to act but look like I'm not acting walk oh god don't look at the camera act normal godamnit who cares I run this joint hey you go get me a bagel and latte muhahaha

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