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What have I become. My Eddest Balls. Everyone I know. trump doctor sex cake.
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*decodes* OH MY GODDDDD
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this iks heresy made form and is thus totally awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI3UfxyIdgs this is going to be my campaign osong when i run ofor ruler of thegoddamned universrse ebtw
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🎶🎶The Bible's blind, the Torah's deaf, the Qu'ran's mute If you burn them all together, you get close to the truth still They are pouring over Sanskrit on the ivy league moons While shadows lengthen in the sun🎶🎶
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Apr 8, 2017 08:26
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punchymcpunch posted:*decodes* i think you were going for brexit sure as gently caress delivered but you forgot to bold an r unless we're on different wavelengths of th esoros conspiracy continuum. it doenst matter, ill see you at the next meeting. look for the guy wearing golden sunglasses and then ask who his assistant is, itll be me
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Apr 8, 2017 08:27
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cumshitter posted:i think you were going for brexit sure as gently caress delivered but you forgot to bold an r so i just got tthe job for sure so my TIAA CREF plan is smtg i eed to make choices with soon I plan on kjust saying "as much up to the emploer match split between index fund and bonds plz thnx" am I loving myself by doing this? I'm early 30's and dumb as poo poo
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Apr 8, 2017 08:28
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in my world the r is bolded yeh. weird.
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Apr 8, 2017 08:29
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i saw conor obertst last year and i was so close to him and he was so drunk while sining Cape Canaveral that he spit on me a bit and I was loving honored prmier songwriter of our generation by a huge margin, my god what an honor
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Apr 8, 2017 08:31
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i wish all the syrian people would stop being murdered and other people in general
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Apr 8, 2017 08:32
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Epic High Five posted:so i just got tthe job for sure so my TIAA CREF plan is smtg i eed to make choices with soon if youre younger than 35 and youre not gonna touch anything you put into a 401k plan, which you cant draw from without penalty until youre 59.5 years old except for a few weird exceptions that dont really matter, GO AGGRESSIVE EQUITY babycakes: BE AGRESSIVE B-E AGRESSIVE
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Apr 8, 2017 08:32
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cumshitter posted:if youre younger than 35 and youre not gonna touch anything you put into a 401k plan, which you cant draw from without penalty until youre 59.5 years old except for a few weird exceptions that dont really matter, GO AGGRESSIVE EQUITY I'm 32 Tell me the magic words to tell the magical investment people I like bonds tho b/c if poo poo hits the fan I can cash them in
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Apr 8, 2017 08:35
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Epic High Five posted:oh and btw beyond any other context, tis is the best song/video/urmombeingplowed to post to during *NITE KREW*
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Apr 8, 2017 08:35
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Epic High Five posted:the needle tears a hole i still like the nine inch nails version a lot better, sorry old man johnny cash. Epic High Five posted:i saw conor obertst last year and i was so close to him and he was so drunk while sining Cape Canaveral that he spit on me a bit and I was loving honored i was talkin bright eyes with the girl im starting a band with earlier today and had to accept that the bright eyes i listened to in high school was not the bright eyes she listened to in high school. like if we're not talkin fevers and mirrors we're not talkin bright eyes. shiksa fucked around with this message at 08:39 on Apr 8, 2017 |
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Apr 8, 2017 08:36
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Hey guys, what do you call a brony that joins ISIS? Rainbow Daesh
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Apr 8, 2017 08:36
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shiksa posted:i still like the nine inch nails version a lot better, sorry old man johnny cash. cash version was loade with a lot more meaning because he was close to death and he was writing because life seemed so pointless despite all his moeny after his wife died even Reznor admitted that Cash owned that songs I love both versions tho
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Apr 8, 2017 08:37
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Trazz posted:Hey guys, what do you call a brony that joins ISIS? i had a hearty chortle at this, good job frand
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Apr 8, 2017 08:38
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Epic High Five posted:cash version was loade with a lot more meaning because he was close to death and he was writing because life seemed so pointless despite all his moeny after his wife died yeah, i mean like i get it and all but the nine inch nails version just sounds better. it's a song i'd rather listen to.
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Apr 8, 2017 08:40
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Epic High Five posted:I'm 32 no bonds youre too young hit me up when you meet your stock people. theyre probably not going to let you join up with the 401k program at your job til youre in your current position for a year but the most important point is that 401k funds are money you cant touch without tax penalties untl youre 60. treat it like money that wont ripen until you have grandkids. thats why you go all stocks in your 30s: youre not touching it for 30 years too drunk to explain this so *wet fart*
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Apr 8, 2017 08:41
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shiksa posted:yeah, i mean like i get it and all but the nine inch nails version just sounds better. it's a song i'd rather listen to. I can respect that 2 v differnent songs, both gonna have their proponents I enjoyed the NIN version for just how "WTF DID I JUST WATCH" it was at the MTV awareds
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Apr 8, 2017 08:41
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Tiler Kiwi posted:i wish all the syrian people would stop being murdered look at this loving berniebro demanding leniency for racists and sexists
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Apr 8, 2017 08:42
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cumshitter posted:no bonds youre too young I'll probalby meet them next week or so so I'll let you know. It's a public company that has been insanely generous and kind to me so far to the point htat despite being part itme until now I'm on the retirement plan. specifics beyond that I'll have you let you know. I feel bad requesting advice beyond fast and loose drunk thread stuff because I don't know how to reward you for this beyond hiring lithe fuccbois to service you and as for that I wouldn't know where to begin
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Apr 8, 2017 08:45
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i gues have some neko fuckin' case? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qclxx4uO0ac
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Apr 8, 2017 08:47
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Epic High Five posted:I can respect that yeah pretty much. the cash version is "old man reflecting on a checkered past" with acoustic guitars and all, and nin is "dude in his 20s dealing with being a junkie fuckup" not even that i dislike cash's version, not at all, i think it's fine and very reflective of his life and career, probably the best self-evaluation a cover song could possibly be, i've just always admired how open and sparse the production is on the original, in addition to having a boner for trent reznor's voice.
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Apr 8, 2017 08:49
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i got drunk and photoshopped poo poo for an hour it was great
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Apr 8, 2017 08:50
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Epic High Five posted:I'll probalby meet them next week or so so I'll let you know. It's a public company that has been insanely generous and kind to me so far to the point htat despite being part itme until now I'm on the retirement plan. specifics beyond that I'll have you let you know. you could get him some crack
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money will be worthless in the great beyond. only suffering is eternal. have a great day everyone!
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Epic High Five posted:I'll probalby meet them next week or so so I'll let you know. It's a public company that has been insanely generous and kind to me so far to the point htat despite being part itme until now I'm on the retirement plan. specifics beyond that I'll have you let you know. i love this poo poo. i worked in predatory consumer finance and now i help widows understand the bond portfolio their husbands set up as a steady stream of income for their wives before they kicked it (with my company taking a scoop off the top for managing it) hit me up at cumshitteryay@gmail.com im not an expert but i can give you a few pointers and get you wandering off in the right direction. junkyard poodle knows more than me i think he has his CFA (chartered financial analyst certificate)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODidAgdL40Y Jack White: lookin' like a drowned corpse Edge: guy who runs out to pump gasoline for a living Jimmy Page: rolls in with lace cuffs, a coat with tails, guitar tuned like a loving sitar
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FAUXTON posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODidAgdL40Y i used to listen to the classic rock station when i went to sleep as a kid and kashmir was the scariest loving song to me. i had nightmares cause of that dang song.
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FabioClone posted:money will be worthless in the great beyond. only suffering is eternal. 
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shiksa posted:yeah pretty much. the cash version is "old man reflecting on a checkered past" with acoustic guitars and all, and nin is "dude in his 20s dealing with being a junkie fuckup" ya, you said it better than I did Both cover the beauty and pain of the song in different, amazing, beautiful, sincere ways. I can absolutely respect someone preferring one to the other, esp since both performers basically were putting their souls out to be judged and burned away. I own on CD all of the HALOs and I followed Reznor for is whole career, but like with RHCP I learned the depth of agony there is there, except instead of Under the Bridge it was Hurt. NIN's Hurt was a shock to the world that Cash's never was, because it was a decaying fox and horror and pain and agony and addiction all rigtht in your face all during MTV awards and I dunno, it's just beautiful I love both, it's kinda hard. I loved the Cash movie too but I thought it was cruel the way they just glossed over marriage #1 etc
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anime was right posted:i got drunk and photoshopped poo poo for an hour it was great hell yeh thats the life
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cumshitter posted:i love this poo poo. i worked in predatory consumer finance and now i help widows understand the bond portfolio their husbands set up as a steady stream of income for their wives before they kicked it (with my company taking a scoop off the top for managing it) its cumshitter fundmaster approval
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aint no better feelin for me than when im struttin' down the office block past the Subways and the Crimshaw's Crab Shack lunch places for all the office folk and Igot my bluetooth headphones on an my hair slicked back with new balancce shoes and sleevese rold up and I look at a girl, through my gold reflective prescription lenses, and she nod and i nod and then as i keep walking by she adjust her hair baby you cant figure out a guy this fly is gay?
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shiksa posted:i used to listen to the classic rock station when i went to sleep as a kid and kashmir was the scariest loving song to me. i had nightmares cause of that dang song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kujH0ScAi0 lol this whole doc is full of Page just not giving a gently caress and White just being a gloomy gus, with Edge just wanting to talk about guitars. "Is that a th-" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEERRRROOMMMM
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cumshitter posted:aint no better feelin for me than when im struttin' down the office block past the Subways and the Crimshaw's Crab Shack lunch places for all the office folk and Igot my bluetooth headphones on an my hair slicked back with new balancce shoes and sleevese rold up and I look at a girl, through my gold reflective prescription lenses, 
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the best way to pick up girls is to threaten to stab everyone you meet the cool ones will be into it
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