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Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

They updated the production schedule with 2.6.3, and then released it to the live server within the hour.
See you all next week for another exciting update.

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Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

lazorexplosion posted:

Sandi makes walking look wooden and unconvincing

she is the least natural actress I think I've ever seen

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

"Hey there Chris what should you name the first star system available in your first person science fiction masterpiece?" "Yeah I'm gonna name it Stanton"

Yeah this is my (least) favourite thing about SC

We have a world that could've been a pure expression of one man's vision created from pure imagination and it's just crap


lol

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Yeah this is my (least) favourite thing about SC

We have a world that could've been a pure expression of one man's vision created from pure imagination and it's just crap


could have been? It is a pure expression of Crobberts's vision and that's a big part of why it's just crap

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Yeah this is my (least) favourite thing about SC

We have a world that could've been a pure expression of one man's vision created from pure imagination and it's just crap


lol

Be fair, it's derivative crap.


I know but it seems almost ridiculously understated giving the crazy stuff that we have seen in the last couple of years, however I'm still flabbergasted by exactly how little progress is being made by literally hundreds of people on staff. Everybody must be either working at a breakneck pace and then having everything that they do be rejected out of hand, or else to must be sitting around doing literally nothing at all, because the state of the game has not appreciably shifted in over a year, and they quite frankly don't even have a fully complete vertical slice or functioning tech demo.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

This is a toddlers understanding of things. It is notable to know that morons from CIG were reading these threads here because of how completely unusual that is to do.

To be clear to cultists reading: Roberts and Braben don't read their forums, you stupid loving idiots.

Edit: Especially not Roberts. You realise he doesn't ever bother to prepare answers to questions he answered on the videos. He doesn't even read them before hand. He just made answers up on the spot, never to be heard of again.

Sillybones fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Apr 8, 2017

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jason Sextro posted:

she is the least natural actress I think I've ever seen

She's supposed to be playing a pusher robot, please understand

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016


The next shot is tilted "The Return of Mae Demming"

You know why no goon ever found and mainstream porn with Sandi in it? It's cos she is in the 3% of people in the world who can't act to even a cheap porn standard.

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Kosumo posted:

You know why no goon ever found and mainstream porn with Sandi in it?

Maybe it's 'cause it didn't matter and it's really creepy to obsess over it?

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Sarsapariller posted:

Maybe it's 'cause it didn't matter and it's really creepy to obsess over it?

But.. goons... goons..

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot
and yet here we all are, posting on page 904

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

nawledgelambo posted:

and yet here we all are, posting on page 904

Of, what, isn't this at least the fourth thread?

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot
gamescom hype!!!!!!!!!!

quote:

The Fifth Annual Star Citizen Gamescom Party!

For those of you who joined us in Cologne last year, you will be happy to hear that our plans for this year are very similar at this stage. Gamescom runs from 21st through 26th August. We will have a fun and interactive booth in the game halls, opportunities to meet the team in the evenings, and a live show at Gloria Theater on the Friday 25th. Join your host Chris Roberts as we showcase some of what we’ve been working on this year, and deliver some never-seen-before gameplay!


Ticket Details

The 750 tickets for Gloria Theater are €30 each and will go on sale with the following format:
Saturday 22nd April 7PM CEST: 200 Tickets available to Concierge and Subscribers only
Saturday 22nd April 11PM CEST: 175 Tickets available to Concierge and Subscribers only
Sunday 23rd April 7PM CEST: 200 tickets available to all backers
Sunday 23rd April 11pm CEST: The remaining 175 Tickets available to all backers.

The show will start in the evening on the Friday, with timings to be confirmed closer to the date.

Tickets will be available here:

When & Where

Friday, August 25th – Times to be confirmed closer to the event.

Gloria Theater, Apostelnstrasse 11, 50667 Köln.

Space is limited, so be sure you get your tickets fast! This will be an evening event, going through until late.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Gotta be a really visionary director to have your mocap people walking in a more stilted way than a poorly animated video game character. It'll be really easy to convert that to a lovely animation no matter how bad your animator is!

Chalks fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Apr 8, 2017

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Samizdata posted:

Of, what, isn't this at least the fourth thread?

Of posts you wont actively despise yourself for reading

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

I can't get an erection since the p6666 slipped out of my reach. Good job on ruining a life.

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/265570/female-caracter-hitbox-confirm-to-be-unfair-and-smaller-than-the-male-one-wow

Star Citizen: billions of "SPACE AMAZONE"

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
concierge

noun [ C ] UK ​ /ˌkɒn.siˈeəʒ/ US ​ /kɑːn.siˈerʒ/

-a person who is employed to take care of an apartment building, especially in France
-someone who is employed in a hotel to help guests arrange things, such as theatre tickets and visits to restaurants
-someone employed by a large company to do jobs, such as shopping, for other employees who are working

I don't think I understand whale development

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
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:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
I guess it ties in with the rest of the bullshit names for everything though

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
Origin and Etymology of concierge

French, from Old French, probably from Vulgar Latin *conservius, alteration of Latin conservus fellow slave, from com- + servus slave

First Known Use: circa 1697

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
Figures :smuggo:

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
:eonwe:

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot

his nibs posted:

concierge

noun [ C ] UK ​ /ˌkɒn.siˈeəʒ/ US ​ /kɑːn.siˈerʒ/

-a person who is employed to take care of an apartment building, especially in France
-someone who is employed in a hotel to help guests arrange things, such as theatre tickets and visits to restaurants
-someone employed by a large company to do jobs, such as shopping, for other employees who are working

I don't think I understand whale development

it actually makes perfect sense

"Go, whale, proceed to the forums and reddit and (select deserving mentally ill few) to somethingawful forums and proclaim the good word of chris roberts and the greatest video game ever conceived since the holy conception of chris(t) himself"

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

AtV's so open.

http://i.imgur.com/IIBCoO1.mp4

http://i.imgur.com/7gCcNmg.mp4



At this point even for the official CIG PR there's only one thing left to do

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

nawledgelambo posted:

it actually makes perfect sense

"Go, whale, proceed to the forums and reddit and (select deserving mentally ill few) to somethingawful forums and proclaim the good word of chris roberts and the greatest video game ever conceived since the holy conception of chris(t) himself"

Aye, that or Sandi thinking that concierge sounds vaguely like something French nobility-esque since she was une petite fille


:discourse:

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
They're shutting down the old RSI forums next week lol.

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/643raf/old_forums_are_going_into_archive_on_the_14th/

But spectrum is in 'early alpha' they don't even have subforums figured out yet.

This is a bigger deal than CIG realizes because frankly the forums ARE the game for most people for theorycrafting. And you just made the game a lot worse.

TrustmeImLegit fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Apr 8, 2017

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

TrustmeImLegit posted:

They're shutting down the old RSI forums next week lol.

Oh hell yes this will be funny.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

peter gabriel posted:

Oh hell yes this will be funny.

quote:

at least it tells us things about chris roberts:
- we can see now what his legendary level of exigency corresponds to, and how much polish he asks for before he considers a product 'release ready'
- what kind of expectations we can set for features in a product he will launch, in term of useability, fun and overall interest.
waking up

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
Won't everyone just bugger off to :reddit:


his nibs fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Apr 8, 2017

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
Do you have to have an RSI account or have money in the project to access Spectrum? In that case, this is textbook isolation tactics from CIG, making sure their "customers" can't interact with non-believers.

Sum Mors
Feb 21, 2008

Somebody shorten this to just after the body goes back forward and caption with "R U OKAY, COMMANDO?"

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Erenthal posted:

Do you have to have an RSI account or have money in the project to access Spectrum? In that case, this is textbook isolation tactics from CIG, making sure their "customers" can't interact with non-believers.

You already have to have bought something to post.

Spectrum has the upvote/downvote system to hide dissent, no categories so its just a giant fuckoff mess that's impossible to search, also the chat the devs use so much is impossible to archive outside of what people screenshot.

Go check out spectrum its an absolute mess and CIG is cool with that.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Erenthal posted:

Do you have to have an RSI account or have money in the project to access Spectrum? In that case, this is textbook isolation tactics from CIG, making sure their "customers" can't interact with non-believers.

I'm on the Spectrum and oddly I am no longer banned on there, I can post

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

Erenthal posted:

Do you have to have an RSI account or have money in the project to access Spectrum? In that case, this is textbook isolation tactics from CIG, making sure their "customers" can't interact with non-believers.

That seems something awful to do.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

I'm on the Spectrum and oddly I am no longer banned on there, I can post

that's because you're a believer peter

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

peter gabriel posted:

I'm on the Spectrum and oddly I am no longer banned on there, I can post

Contain your rage

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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

TrustmeImLegit posted:

Contain your rage

I cannot

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