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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
3 in a row? Jumpin Ed Balls !!!!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

not #GodBlessAmerica but #GodDamnAmerica !!!!

Reverend Wright got a forum account??!!?

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Business Gorillas posted:

What's a different way to make eggs? I usually just have scrambled eggs and toast for breakfast but I want something different

wait until they hatch then wait until the chicken is grown then eat the chicken

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


The Brown Menace posted:

wait until they hatch then wait until the chicken is grown then eat the chicken

Alternatively, don't, because eating meat is murder.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Nichael posted:

Reverend Wright got a forum account??!!?

(extremely Kelly voice) reverend wwrong

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Nichael posted:

Alternatively, don't, because eating meat is murder.

eating meat is more like burglary after murder but yeah p much


Inspector Hound posted:

(extremely Kelly voice) reverend wwrong

i feel so o-o-owned!!!!!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Nichael posted:

Alternatively, don't, because eating meat is murder.
Only if you have weird ideas about what murder is. There are lots of moral arguments for vegetarianism/veganism, but "meat is murder" isn't a strong one.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
whoo boy I sure love being in the office first thing on a saturday morning!!!!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Inspector Hound posted:

(extremely Kelly voice) reverend wwrong

*crying statue of liberty looks at post with approval*

FactsAreUseless posted:

Only if you have weird ideas about what murder is. There are lots of moral arguments for vegetarianism/veganism, but "meat is murder" isn't a strong one.

*crying statue of liberty looks at post with disapproval*

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I never noticed that fashionable yarmulke before on that one guy on the right in the Please Clap event.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Nichael posted:

*crying statue of liberty looks at post with disapproval*
Heh Heh Heh

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Schnorkles posted:

whoo boy I sure love being high as gently caress first thing on a saturday morning!!!!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
im eating meat right now big gobs of meat and looking at coal burning stoves

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
while under an electric blanket because im too lazy to go close the window

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i never got into the old marijuana for whatever reason.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



meat tastes good if prepared properly

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Baloogan Wesley So is going to win the american championship and I'm holding you personally responsible

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


punchymcpunch posted:

meat tastes good if prepared properly

:yeah:
except it's not very nice to eat!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



FactsAreUseless posted:

Only if you have weird ideas about what murder is. There are lots of moral arguments for vegetarianism/veganism, but "meat is murder" isn't a strong one.

the animals we eat would just be either eaten by some other animal or would have not existed at all because they were only specifically bred for food

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Nichael posted:

Alternatively, don't, because eating meat is murder.

and murder is loving cool

hell yeah

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
trump is the best

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

Baloogan Wesley So is going to win the american championship and I'm holding you personally responsible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afhMMcAHlKw

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



every time the concept of pigs being smart comes up i think about the fact that actual farm pigs are loving massive and disgusting and would eat me without hesitation were they hungry, so i should have no guilt in eating delicious bacon and sausage

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Why are animals made of meat?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



Does that whale have a scar across its neck? :chloe:

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

not #GodBlessAmerica but #GodDamnAmerica !!!!

you are mistaken, sir

you see, the Lord of the Universe, He who is responsible for countless galaxies, who has created nigh infinite universes over spans of time unfathomable to our species, who presides over limitless forms of life we can hardly imagine;

not only exists; but also

does not, in fact, care about care about (a) any galaxy but ours; (b) within our galaxy, any planet but ours, (c) on our planet, any form of life but ours, and (d) within our species, anyone not a citizen of the good old US of A. He just flat out doesn't give a poo poo about anything else and p much affirms and approves anything and everything we do. except maybe for sex (which He created). it's weird, frankly.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I eat meat in moderation

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

tasha yarrr im a pirate ghost!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


hallebarrysoetoro posted:

trump is the best

correct

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



I wish every time I didn't literally poo poo my pants, cable news pundits would say I just became president.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/850723509370327040

is he trolling the entire US military?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

hes trolling everybody

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



I don't even know what that means.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.



lmbo this is like something you tell a kid who ate poo poo in a competition

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Trump was very effective! lol

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/850700747192905729

and i must meme
Jan 15, 2017
why do americans lust for war so bad?

its kind of hosed up

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


The Brown Menace posted:

lmbo this is like something you tell a kid who ate poo poo in a competition

It implies they're actively on the ground when they're just bombing the nation... I guess it doesn't matter because nothing does.

and i must meme posted:

why do americans lust for war so bad?

its kind of hosed up

Toxic culture of masculinity.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

and i must meme posted:

why do americans lust for war so bad?

its kind of hosed up

because we get to be the GOOD GUYS and we are DEFINITELY THE GOOD GUYS ok???????

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