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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

The rock don't come cheap

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Not rock.
"Roadblock Dwayne Johnson"

I've searched AE for a kitchen alarm timer like one I've bought recently, and somehow it suggested rape alarms shaped like vibrators.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
I had an order arrive from China today 5 months late. I had forgotten all about it.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Pringles-16-Bit-MD-Game-Card-For-Sega-Genesis-NTSC-System/2852069_32793546736.html



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x86G8AvMas&t=12s

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Do you want to be a Papper too?

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tit...6389-1787134364

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




Wanna buy a knockoff Genesis to play this on.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cry...c6-b12c214d3626

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Girl, I'll house you

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

meatpotato posted:

Never buy a speedometer from AliExpress

https://streamable.com/hvu71

Sir, do you know how fast you were going?


I was going to say that my stock Mazda speedo does this (bad contact with the speed sensor) but no, no it does not. At worst it just randomly drops to 0 sometimes.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

meatpotato posted:

Never buy a speedometer from AliExpress

https://streamable.com/hvu71

Once that thing hits 88 MPH, you're gonna see some :wom:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Hey, sexy. Tired of having to sweep up after your monthly neckbeard trim?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/-/32787640988.html





Mold building up because you can't reach your feet to wash them anymore?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Easy-Feet-Scrubber-Brush-Massager-Clean-Bathroom-Foot-Brush-Foot-Care-Tool/32797335131.html





Are you upset because your car has six cup holders and no ashtray?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cre...2694098167.html




Need a DIY circumcision solution?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/anywhere/32318636449.html




Need to stay cool?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/-/32718224428.html

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
That's just the stock DDR mat.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

Got this and another repro can't wait to never see them.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

For just $32 a piece you can buy your very own tiny but insanely detailed Jason Statham head (just the head ofc) https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-6...61bf89bb4&tpp=1

Bardeh fucked around with this message at 10:30 on Apr 8, 2017

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
There are some amazing necklaces on AliExpress:
















And not a necklace but still amazing:



cyberia fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Apr 8, 2017

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Update: I asked for a refund of 14$ out of the 14.83$ poster cost and got it.
so now I have a Rocky poster to gift my family :confuoot:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Bardeh posted:

For just $32 a piece you can buy your very own tiny but insanely detailed Jason Statham head (just the head ofc) https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-6...61bf89bb4&tpp=1



I am trying to imagine if I were The Stathe.

Would I find that creepy as hell, or would I be buying those heads by the palletload and leaving them scattered around my house, and the house of everyone I visit?

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Update: I asked for a refund of 14$ out of the 14.83$ poster cost and got it.
so now I have a Rocky poster to gift my family :confuoot:

My fancy 'flowing LED' cable was doa. I farted around with an incommunicative seller, then gave up and went the dispute route. Uploaded a video of it not working and they refunded in 2 working days. Pretty reassuring.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I always go straight to the dispute, got no time to waste on scrubs.:colbert:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Bardeh posted:

For just $32 a piece you can buy your very own tiny but insanely detailed Jason Statham head (just the head ofc) https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-6...61bf89bb4&tpp=1



Somebody should buy one and mail it to him.

Just an itty bitty head in a regular head sized box.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Powershift posted:

Somebody should buy one and mail it to him.

Just an itty bitty head in a regular head sized box.

WHATS IN DA BOOOOOOOOOX

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

those are his business cards duh

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
If he has a twitter someone at least needs to tweet that pic to him. I know China is renowned for crappy knockoffs but that little head is so uncannily real that I legit did a double take when I loaded the aliexpress page. Is it a thing in the action figure world to mix and match body parts to make your own little dude? I'm struggling to figure out the purpose of a creepy little Statham head.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Bardeh posted:

If he has a twitter someone at least needs to tweet that pic to him. I know China is renowned for crappy knockoffs but that little head is so uncannily real that I legit did a double take when I loaded the aliexpress page. Is it a thing in the action figure world to mix and match body parts to make your own little dude? I'm struggling to figure out the purpose of a creepy little Statham head.

It's for those jointed dolls, they are creepy​ as gently caress and so are the people who collect them

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


If creepy little Statham head is not a username by next week I'll be sorely disappointed.

Also anybody have helpful tips on getting coupons/coins?

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

If creepy little Statham head is not a username by next week I'll be sorely disappointed.

Also anybody have helpful tips on getting coupons/coins?

So far the tree thing has been a net gain in coins for me. Has also landed me a coupon or two. If you follow a bunch of random people you can get extra growth on your tree. You ban get up to 10 free watering per day on people you follow. Plus you can spend up to 5 coins on additional watering for a tree of someone you follow. The catch to these is that the tree game resets at 3am EST. So, you have to be a night owl or you get beat out on the free waterings.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Anyone need some sausage casings?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Will that fitz on my dilz?

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Will that fitz on my dilz?

They are 20" long.

Someone has a high opinion of himself.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Will that fitz on my dilz?

You'll want to search for Vienna sausage casings

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
If you want to gently caress a sheep just gently caress a sheep

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Blue Train posted:

It's for those jointed dolls, they are creepy​ as gently caress and so are the people who collect them

It's for 1/6 scale dolls, which is for greasy nerds. The ball jointed dolls are a different bigger size, and for sexually confused girls of all sexes and genders.

You can put together a decent 1/6 scale figure for $150-$250, while the ball joint dolls START at $800.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

evobatman posted:



You can put together a decent 1/6 scale figure for $150-$250, while the ball joint dolls START at $800.

Trap sprung.

Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

I'm hesitant to pull the trigger on any of these watches because at least half of them are clearly not what they say they are. So many of the "automatic mechanical" watches are clearly not automatic and are manual wind only. Then there's one that I like the look of and was clearly automatic but I googled it a bit and found out it's automatic only. There's no option to wind the crown. And almost all of them are low grade movements that don't have a clutch so if you over wind the watch you risk damaging the spring.

But they are so cheap.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I bought one a while back for like 7 bucks and it came broken fwiw

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

evobatman posted:

It's for 1/6 scale dolls, which is for greasy nerds. The ball jointed dolls are a different bigger size, and for sexually confused girls of all sexes and genders.

You can put together a decent 1/6 scale figure for $150-$250, while the ball joint dolls START at $800.

Nah, the lovely BJDs start at $150 for the base, then $50-100 for cheap clothes, so like $200 as a minimum for a small doll that doesn't look like complete poo poo. For the companies worth a drat though, yeah, for a clothed doll with a wig and makeup but no real "frills", $800 would be about what you'd expect.

aquaper
Apr 3, 2009
I've found my halloween costume:
https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/1862224088.html#autostay

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

That's amazing but what were you searching for to find it?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
So far my seeds are all coming in great.

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yoloer420
May 19, 2006
I can't find the fake Nazi gold in single items. I don't need 50 bars of it damnit.

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