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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
major weekend lol delivered for me.

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Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Haha nice, he owned himself from the past again. Let me just retweet this thing... he said.... today. Literally today. What the gently caress?

KrolleBolle
Oct 26, 2005

Hello, Is this dog?

LOL, what the hell is he doing?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/850791606517022720

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Skypie posted:

hahahahaha what


LOL

yes, a 15M wide crater in the middle of a runway would be easy to fix. Oh wait, the missiles that landed there barely scratched the surface

Maybe use bigly weapons next time??

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





In 1500 years, "The Art of the Deal" will be considered a sequel to Sun Tzu's Art of War.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






mike12345 posted:

In 1500 years, "The Art of the Deal" will be considered a sequel to Sun Tzu's Art of War.

I'd bet my life Trump pronounces Sun Tzu like Paulie Walnuts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YonukB9yPAs

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


lol even prorat is getting in on the fun!

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

lol even prorat is getting in on the fun!

Shame that prorat is a sack of lols himself.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Viruswithshoes posted:

LOL

yes, a 15M wide crater in the middle of a runway would be easy to fix. Oh wait, the missiles that landed there barely scratched the surface

Maybe use bigly weapons next time??

I too support using nuclear weapons against Syria.

Which is what you need to destroy runways on any sort of long-term basis. Practically anything else at an air base is a better target.

I also believe that the President selects individual weapons as if he were playing a game of Harpoon, rather than leaving that to people who know what they're doing. Unlike most of the people having opinions here.

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

we elected a president who is insecure enough to debate military tactics on twitter, against nobody in particular

that's a mighty lol

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Kiryen posted:

I too support using nuclear weapons against Syria.

Which is what you need to destroy runways on any sort of long-term basis. Practically anything else at an air base is a better target.

I also believe that the President selects individual weapons as if he were playing a game of Harpoon, rather than leaving that to people who know what they're doing. Unlike most of the people having opinions here.

:rolleye:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m-buvo3dj4

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm glad all the best lols come from trump saying something

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

homer-Simpson-wth-donut-in-mouth-dramatically-turning-to-camera-and-going-buhh?????.gif

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I think I'm actually, legit, beyond lolling now and straight up psyducking now. What. In. The. loving. Hell.

Firing missiles into countries is seen as representing America by the president, donald j trump. This explains his entire state department void and entire foreign relationships stance in a truly horrifying clarity.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


🤔

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

*throws rock at window and misses*
"I didn't even want to hit the window guys"

The bigliest lols

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/st...%3D4268%23pti23

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/375609403376144384

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
Donald Trump's Twitter password was "password". lol

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

haljordan posted:

He gets a sweet office on the top floor with a private elevator and all the plebes who work for him are forbidden to make eye contact. That's a great gig if you ask me.

Specially since he can just have his (presumably Mexican) body double come in to work.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


I mean, he's technically right - the Argentinians had that airport the Brits bombed in the Falklands up and running again pretty quickly.

Of course, that's why they make weapons specifically designed to put assloads of craters in runways to make them harder to repair.

But they would have taken time to get into position to be deployed and would have delayed the gratification of the manbaby slapping the Staples Easy Button they set on his desk because he threw a hissy fit that there's no big red button to order strikes.

LOL

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
Can someone remind me where "bigly" originated?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Doom Mathematic posted:

Can someone remind me where "bigly" originated?

He can't pronounce is favorite adjective 'big league'

Also


http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/how-republicans-learned-to-love-obama-237017

I don't even care to read the article, I'll just LOL at that picture.

SnoozeOrder
Aug 2, 2016

Doom Mathematic posted:

Can someone remind me where "bigly" originated?

I think it's supposed to be "big league"? Our president isn't too smart.

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
Thank you.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

omg he's burning military bridges now? lmao

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/reiley/status/850821842579357697

That's a lol.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


He probably did at first. Now it's because he's scared to admit he hosed up.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

there is a legitimate chance the president of the united states thinks this

lol

Seriously Safe
Sep 7, 2009

Efexeye posted:

omg he's burning military bridges now? lmao

burning bridges, and steaks lol

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Trump's dinner guest: "I'd like my steak medium-rare please."

Trump, POTUS: *to himself* What a sap! Doesn't he know he can order one of the well done ones instead of the medium ones!

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Can everyone post how they like their steaks please. I want to know who we can laugh at too.

I prefer my steak tartar. The bloodier the better. Only the real great steak houses have the balls to do it though.

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

i like my steak thinly sliced and put into a breakfast burrito

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Seth Abramson is back to stir up the lols:

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/850380219961815040

Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Apr 9, 2017

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

lol

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

trump golfing again

saw this on reddit and lol'd


reddit posted:

Sorry, Barron, maybe next weekend your dad will acknowledge your existance.

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
So Trump did the strike to get the media, neocons, neolibs to suck his dick knowing full well that the strikes would do nothing.

Lmao Just LMAO

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