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The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Perv

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Largepotato posted:

They went off history with Midway. :argh:

Do they at least portray Yamato-chan as a largely-useless fleet-queen who spends most of the conflict looking scary until she's uncerimoniously bombed by planes?

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

ChickenHeart posted:

Do they at least portray Yamato-chan as a largely-useless fleet-queen who spends most of the conflict looking scary until she's uncerimoniously bombed by planes?

Its Japan, there is an Anime where the Yamato is a magical supership in space

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Is kancolle the one where the american ships are all eldritch horror monster(girls)

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Granpa simpson walks in walks out.gif

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Its Japan, there is an Anime where the Yamato is a magical supership in space

FirstAidKite posted:

Is kancolle the one where the american ships are all eldritch horror monster(girls)

So they turned Macarthur into Frieza?

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
you people sicken me

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

your friend a dog posted:

you people sicken me

Good. I actually didn't wanna know about KanColle, but it happened and I cannot undo it.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Turns out kancolle's anime adaptation is on steam, meaning there are forums for discussing it

http://steamcommunity.com/app/600890/discussions/
http://steamcommunity.com/app/600890/discussions/0/135512931353091339/
http://steamcommunity.com/app/600890/discussions/0/135512931353682270/

ok


And yeah I was right about the eldritch monstergirl thing, I was most definitely thinking of kancolle.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Good. I actually didn't wanna know about KanColle, but it happened and I cannot undo it.

Yeah, but Arpeggio of blue steel was okay wasn't it? Wasn't it?



Heavy Hands
Jan 1, 2006

Helmut
the
Mysterion
There's some great translation going on in the "about" section of this game: http://store.steampowered.com/app/493820/

"The clan of foxes is recognized by blue color and are large bipedal foxes corpulent as many males as females. The clan of Galliformes is recognized by the black and white colors and are great bipedal poultry as human beings and also obese. "

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Don't fat shame.

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

It's Saturday which means I played another bad game. This game is sure to make you wonder "is all art bad?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc_ik8xqXK4

next week's vid will be Jumpix Jump

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


d0grent posted:

It's Saturday which means I played another bad game. This game is sure to make you wonder "is all art bad?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc_ik8xqXK4

next week's vid will be Jumpix Jump

This is a good video.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
Is there a good game or recommendation thread?

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

^^ try the regular steam thread

Discendo Vox posted:

I have a challenge for you.

100% Jumpix Jump.

Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elQG0plkWmA

I never thought that I'd be wishing for a game to have *more* glitches but here we are.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I am profoundly disappointed that you didn't collect all the crystals (there is a single crystal completely encased in a glitched tree hitbox in level 5. Level 5 takes about 40 minutes to complete.)

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

The game was already boring us to tears as is; I can't imagine actually looking for and collecting every worthless crystal in that game. It's just a functional but bland game where you basically do nothing but run straight for 20 minutes each level. There's hardly any obstacles or platforms (especially after level 1), and the game wasn't even broken enough to provide comedic entertainment.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

Discendo Vox posted:

I am profoundly disappointed that you didn't collect all the crystals (there is a single crystal completely encased in a glitched tree hitbox in level 5. Level 5 takes about 40 minutes to complete.)

d0grent posted:

The game was already boring us to tears as is; I can't imagine actually looking for and collecting every worthless crystal in that game. It's just a functional but bland game where you basically do nothing but run straight for 20 minutes each level. There's hardly any obstacles or platforms (especially after level 1), and the game wasn't even broken enough to provide comedic entertainment.

This thread is slowly turning into a lovely games speedrunning thread and I like it.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
It's fortunate you stopped on level 3 when you did because level 3 is imo the most painful level of the five. 1 and 2 are short and linear, 4 is slightly open but not enough to matter, 5 is a long meandering path with minor branches for small platforming puzzles, but level 3 is just straight up a maze that I don't know the map of but I'm relatively certain it will loop back in on itself several times and everything looks the same and it's hell, even with me using cheat engine to speed the game up 5x so I could move at a reasonable speed.


Also fun fact: while sped up to that amount, it reveals the the rabbit is actually slowly moving during his idle animation. He'll just slide around the various surfaces slowly but surely.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Holy loving poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4fbLYHR99g

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

d0grent posted:

^^ try the regular steam thread


Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elQG0plkWmA

I never thought that I'd be wishing for a game to have *more* glitches but here we are.

Wow, the only thing worse than a bad game is a boring bad game. Great video though. If you guys can keep it up I'll keep watching at least :)

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Oh dear!!

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=855190283

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

What happens if I drink the virtual water while on the virtual "It's A Small (virtual) World" attraction?

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

G2A_Rob has an unfortunately appropriate name.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Ohhhh mai.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

I saw this earlier in my queue and was wondering what kind of people the artist used as a reference for those kind of bosoms.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Jamfrost posted:

I saw this earlier in my queue and was wondering what kind of people the artist used as a reference for those kind of bosoms.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.


I'm her "shirt".

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Largepotato posted:



I'm her "shirt".

It looks like her locks of hair are the only thing keeping that shirt on.

Ruby Prism
Aug 7, 2011

With this, I'll be able to make the ultimate pie!
Is this thread really gonna be flooded with anime VNs? Don't get me wrong, these are all pretty eyeroll-inducing, but they look like competent products? The art seems well done, (For what it's trying to do.) the writing is awkward and dumb, but not gibberish or ridden with typos. And I'm willing to bet the gameplay isn't clunky, since it's just clicking left mouse button to go through whatever hentai fetish the creator is catering to.

Might as well start linking all of the Sakura games at that point.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Oooooh, let's stop posting visual novels because they're such a low bar it's not even worth going for any more! Gosh, I really hope something even worse comes along today to make us all know what truly low quality sexual pandering looks like!

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

That owns lol

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Man that ain't poo poo that's just tasteful video clips of clothed japanese women.


I thought for sure your link was going to be to this VN game that came out the same day as the one I posted earlier.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Jesus Christ. At least most lovely VN's have better art than a twelve year old's DeviantArt page.

Ruby Prism
Aug 7, 2011

With this, I'll be able to make the ultimate pie!

FirstAidKite posted:

I thought for sure your link was going to be to this VN game that came out the same day as the one I posted earlier.

That's more like it.

"Where do you think we are, The Hilton?"

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DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

FirstAidKite posted:

Man that ain't poo poo that's just tasteful video clips of clothed japanese women.

I mean, I'd argue that this is maybe even worse than porn, because at least porn is explicitly sexual, this is just objectification for its own sake, the aestheticizing of the female form into a product for consumption. :can:

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