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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

psydude posted:

Zeris, requesting that all Nobles get a Kushner in a plate carrier av.

Seconded

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Casimir Radon posted:

Probably called up one of his frat brothers.

"Hey dude you wanna go to Iraq? Yeah there's probably someone we can rape there."

Be nice he's going to be the Jew who gets Bannon tanked. Also him and his wife are going to be our best hope for keeping Donnie..somewhat balanced.

Also he got Christie hosed over.

More I think about it I kind of like him.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

In other news Spiders are everywhere

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/th3j35t3r/status/850870284634730496

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

:f5:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3-aAx4SOn0

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

And here I thought MST3K would be the big thing tonight.

Also that seems ludicrous and out of nowhere.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Looks like it initially came from this account.


https://twitter.com/WithinSyriaBlog/status/850855349724876800

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Probably Turkish, Jordanian or Syrian let's be honest since we're getting fiftieth-hand news. Could be literally anything. Could be some khat chewers hallucination

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Woof Blitzer posted:

Probably Turkish or Syrian let's be honest since we're getting fiftieth-hand news.

Also :lol: at sending tanks in to a place with more TOWs then doctors per person.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Office Pig posted:

Here's one of my faves:

Mr. Chen/Shen underestimates our ability to become mired in more than one place at a time.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Sounds so crazy it just may work...

Exactly as expected. Gonna see some bodybags coming home.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Also :lol: at sending tanks in to a place with more TOWs then doctors per person.

As a person in the medical field this is so strangely disturbing to think how true it is.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Probably Marines. Everyone knows Trump only believes in Marines.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


MazelTovCocktail posted:

Be nice he's going to be the Jew who gets Bannon tanked. Also him and his wife are going to be our best hope for keeping Donnie..somewhat balanced.

Also he got Christie hosed over.

More I think about it I kind of like him.
Yeah, Donnie will toss Bannon out the door for family any day. Mind you Christie got hosed over because way back when he was actually doing his job, and it involved going after Kushner's scumbag dad.

psydude posted:

Probably Marines. Everyone knows Trump only believes in Marines.
1. Not too bright
2. Loudmouth
3. Like to exaggerate their greatness

They deserve each other.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

psydude posted:

Zeris, requesting that all Nobles get a Kushner in a plate carrier av.

Or GiP Noble gangtag to separate their affluence from the rest of us?

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
:dealwithit:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

M_Gargantua posted:

Or GiP Noble gangtag to separate their affluence from the rest of us?

GIP noble gangtag should be aa flagpole with a noose imho

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

ElMaligno posted:

GIP noble gangtag should be aa flagpole with a noose imho

Just give them their actual rank as an av. Let the mark of shame speak for itself.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Not sure if anyone has posted about it but....


Alabama Supreme Court over-ruled a lower court so the state is going to impeach and remove their governor from office.


Yes.. Thats a pack of republicans, in as red of a state as there is, impeaching one of their own.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Genocide Tendency posted:

Not sure if anyone has posted about it but....


Alabama Supreme Court over-ruled a lower court so the state is going to impeach and remove their governor from office.


Yes.. Thats a pack of republicans, in as red of a state as there is, impeaching one of their own.

Gov must've been spotted tipping his hat to a black man.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Zeroisanumber posted:

Gov must've been spotted tipping his hat to a black man.

Nah, just had an affair. But don't worry, he's pro-Traditional Family.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Genocide Tendency posted:

Not sure if anyone has posted about it but....


Alabama Supreme Court over-ruled a lower court so the state is going to impeach and remove their governor from office.


Yes.. Thats a pack of republicans, in as red of a state as there is, impeaching one of their own.

:catstare:

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)


Reason #xxxx to ignore "jester"

https://twitter.com/davebernstein/status/850897497287532544

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
We're relocating a carrier battlegroup off of Korea.

Trump is gonna loving go Kinetic on Kim Jong Un.

Watch.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Paul Bunyan II.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqWZqQXk_Ao

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
When I see multiple ships with well decks running around I'll start worrying.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
:smugdog::respek::staredog:

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Simple yes or no bet: Will Donnie use military measures against North Korea.

I bet yes.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

of course yes

they're not gonna go all that way and do nothing

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

We're relocating a carrier battlegroup off of Korea.

Trump is gonna loving go Kinetic on Kim Jong Un.

Watch.

Someone said they were initially headed to AU & that NK was provoking so they turned around. Haven't looked into it anymore.

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Simple yes or no bet: Will Donnie use military measures against North Korea.

I bet yes.

yes

SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Apr 9, 2017

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Simple yes or no bet: Will Donnie use military measures against North Korea.

I bet yes.

Calling yes on it

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Calling no

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
He can't even hit anything with 40 cruise missiles.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

trump finally got his dick hard, he wants to fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Mattis would surely argue against it though?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Two Finger posted:

Mattis would surely argue against it though?

bannon locked him in a closet

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Simple yes or no bet: Will Donnie use military measures against North Korea.

I bet yes.

i want to be wrong

but yes

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

bannon locked him in a closet

I like to think that Mattis would just straight grab a letter and just stab him. I mean if for no other reason that getting bitched out by a navy guy.

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Simple yes or no bet: Will Donnie use military measures against North Korea.

I bet yes.

I wanna say no, because it's NK. That said (and I'm aware of the consequences and I don't want to see Seoul get shelled or something), it would be nice to see the Norks eat some JDAMS, but there a pretty unique situation. They are the type that would get pissy and shell Seoul as a response as opposed to just poo poo talking from Syria.

Granted maybe the best way to deal with them is to say gently caress you and show massive strength like in Paul Bauyn. I'm sure we can fine some ROK troops to curse them out while holding clackers and strapped with claymores (which was a thing and metal as poo poo)....which I know we already do with sweet rear end B2 exercises.

Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Apr 9, 2017

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