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Applewhite posted:Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson would be a 1000x better president simply by virtue of being a decent person. Also, to answer the question of whether one can smell what the Rock is cooking, it's definitely not a well done steak with ketchup.
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tmm3k posted:Also, to answer the question of whether one can smell what the Rock is cooking, it's definitely not a well done steak with ketchup. Somehow, still, the well done steak thing irritates me more than all his other bullshit. Everything else is so horrible that it's an intellectual exercise to imagine the twisted, pathaological personality that would give rise to such behavior, but the well done steak thing is something I can appreciate in my gut as inherently wrong and vile.
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What a hosed up freak. To have access to the finest things money can buy, and yet still use his wealth and power to consume steak "so well-done it rocks in the plate" pretty much sums him up.
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nonono you guys don't understand. When he said if he were in charge he would give Xi Jinping a big mac from mcdonald's he truly saw it as the highest honor lol
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:starring pauly shore MAAAAJOR TRUMPAGE BRAH
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Jose posted:some actual good news reminder that Sebastian Gorka looks and sounds like a talking ballsack https://twitter.com/yashar/status/850920699514499072
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Alan Smithee posted:reminder that Sebastian Gorka looks and sounds like a talking ballsack "And that is surely the last we will hear from Syria"
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sugar free jazz posted:president of the united states donald trump It just never gets old. Sometimes I like to stroll down memory lane; remember when Trunp tried to repeal Obamacare and then couldn't even get it out the door and blamed the Democrats though they never even got the chance to torpedo it? And when he tried -twice- to close the border and the judges were like: "No Donald, you're an idiot." And when he after 11 weeks congratulated himself for a successful first 13 weeks? Lol
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a bone to pick posted:right, sexism is bad unless its towards someone you don't like, that was my point, thank you. ill have you know im gender fluids youre offending me and my lols, this is a safe space
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Nocheez posted:Imagine being in a coma for like 20 years, you come to in 2017. Donald Trump was a guy on TV shilling for Pizza Hut's stuffed crust when you went out. Now he's beaten Hilary Clinton to become the President of the United States of America. since we're gooning the poo poo out of this thread now i want to take this moment to point out that The Big New Yorker was the best pizza PIzza Hut ever made which isnt saying anything much but even as a fat high teenager who ordered it regularly, when i saw that douchebag doing a commercial on how to fold it with his tiny hands i lost my appetite. as we all know, it was discontinued  it just goes to show everything he touches ends up failing so a hesitant lol to my compatriots
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Drunk & Ugly posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUXSvuw789Q Alexander the Great Donald Trump lolmaoffo
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Funny thing Pizza Hut never bothered to translate their brand name into german, so the "Hut" as in building became the german "Hut" for hat. So basically the roof of their franchises (that is/was pictured on every box) is supposed to symbolize a hat. Ok that's my Pizza Hut story for today.
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mike12345 posted:Funny thing Pizza Hut never bothered to translate their brand name into german, so the "Hut" as in building became the german "Hut" for hat. So basically the roof of their franchises (that is/was pictured on every box) is supposed to symbolize a hat. Ok that's my Pizza Hut story for today.  Also: "Douglas, come in and find (your way) out"
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ESSO gas stations have stores for those 'on the run'
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i love how russia tries to troll and come off as funny smug all the time but after translation it just sounds weird and dumb. a war of muses mmm hahaha, burrrrn says a man typing in a colorless concrete block somewhere on a steppe
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i love how russia tries to troll and come off as funny smug all the time but after translation it just sounds weird and dumb. It's obviously A.
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Applewhite posted:What a hosed up freak. To have access to the finest things money can buy, and yet still use his wealth and power to consume steak "so well-done it rocks in the plate" pretty much sums him up. There's no accounting for taste.
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Doom Mathematic posted:There's no accounting for taste. In a normal person, the habit of eating steaks super well done would only irk me and I would look past it without much thought, but Trump is in such a position of power and influence it seems especially grotesque. It's like shoplifting. If the teenaged child of a working-class shlub shoplifts, I cluck my tongue at them and shake my head in disappointment. If the spoiled child of a rich family shoplifts, I want to see them and their parents thrown in a very unpleasant prison.
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Better luck next time slug heads Ha!!!!
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i love how russia tries to troll and come off as funny smug all the time but after translation it just sounds weird and dumb. Somewhere in the world, an educated wealthy middle class man sat up and thought "I want to work for the Russian government" thats an international lol
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Mr Havafap posted:It just never gets old. When its bad job figures, its Obama's fault. When its good job figures, its his brilliance.
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Apr 9, 2017 13:29
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You know Trump's off golfing again when there is a notable absence of him loving something up that day in the headlines. Still lolling that a cynical Rage Against the Machine video predicted people being dumb enough to elect him
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Apr 9, 2017 13:37
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Remember when Donald Trump was in Home Alone II and Bobby Brown's "On Our Own" video? lol
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You Are A Elf posted:Remember when Donald Trump was in Home Alone II Now he's using Home Alone trap tactics in order to bamboozle Syria/Russia.
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happyhippy posted:Now he's using Home Alone trap tactics in order to bamboozle Syria/Russia. Imagine if that first paint can which missed the bad guy cost 90 million dollars.
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As somebody pointed out there's possibly something lost in translation? I mean, battle of the Muses? Like Terpsichore laying down some sick moves and Calliope some sick burns, Clio and Euterpe whooping on the sidelines? I'd watch that.
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Old ads featuring Donald trump should totally be dug up and run on tv that would freaking OWN
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sugar free jazz posted:Old ads featuring Donald trump should totally be dug up and run on tv that would freaking OWN 
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Goddamn the critic owned
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Blue Train posted:Goddamn the critic owned Agreed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7ycxiog40
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Blue Train posted:Goddamn the critic owned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6T2nRAazrY
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That's just Maurice LaMarche. Guy had an Orson Welles bit that he loved to do and he worked it into every show he was on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uWW--w4SRs Also, Trump is president holy poo poo lol
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Applewhite posted:Imagine if that first paint can which missed the bad guy cost 90 million dollars. I loled bigly
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Applewhite posted:Imagine if that first paint can which missed the bad guy cost 90 million dollars.
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Applewhite posted:Imagine if that first paint can which missed the bad guy cost 90 million dollars. my first lol of the morning thank u
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Applewhite posted:Somehow, still, the well done steak thing irritates me more than all his other bullshit. Everything else is so horrible that it's an intellectual exercise to imagine the twisted, pathaological personality that would give rise to such behavior, but the well done steak thing is something I can appreciate in my gut as inherently wrong and vile. I dated a girl that had a dad who liked his steaks well done, but he was a social worker with really bad ulcers so he had to eat bland food all the time. Trump's entire persona and business model is based on "The Best Money Can Buy" but he's such a stubborn narcissistic fraud he can't even take a suggestion to eat his expensive steak in a way that tastes better. That's why his obsession with being thought of as classy is so funny; he lived in one of the most culturally important cities in the world and he absorbed none of it. New York City loving hates Trump because he's incapable of enjoying the aspects of the city that make it great. He's a patron of no arts, has absolutely atrocious taste in food, he's totally uncharitable, and he's a terrible businessman. Trump has zero metropolitan characteristics. He basically brute-forced his way into NYC despite being more suited for Las Vegas.
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