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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



etalian posted:

Meanwhile bad dems are going crazy for another military adventure and actually praising Trump's clueless military strategy

You say bad dems like a good one even exists lmao

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/851048755180826624

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

docbeard posted:

Ctrl-Left was way wittier. I wish that one had caught on.

Alt left isnt even a thing though, only a few clintonites are screeching it, trying to make it a thing.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


loquacius posted:

They still say "bro" and bro-related stuff all the time though

Tech bro

Frat bro

War bro

Commie bro

Brogate

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



SKULL.GIF posted:

Tech bro

Frat bro

War bro

Commie bro

Brogate

Clearly the way to get Democrats to stop supporting bombing Syria is to call them "warbro" and "Trumpbro."

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Thump! posted:

You say bad dems like a good one even exists lmao

Bernie is welcome to his I if he wants but he's a Democrat and a pretty good one.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




Missing: any admission of fault

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Business Gorillas posted:

Missing: any admission of fault

Well, she is a Clinton, and according to the Dark Prophecy of Nostradamus, "When Scion of Clint Admitteth Fault, Then Shall The Nations Burn For A Year And A Day", so she's just doing her part to save the world.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

SKULL.GIF posted:

Tech bro

Frat bro

War bro

Commie bro

Brogate

They're all offshoots of the very real concept of a "brogressive" - a middle class white man that loves leftism for all things that benefit white males, but is Jeff Sessions for anything else. I.e., "I think college should be free but affirmative action is racist against white people!"

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Is this a sex page

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Hillary Clinton isn't the great Satan. More like Satan's more boring, unimpressive little brother.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Business Gorillas posted:

Missing: any admission of fault

my bro did you completely miss the forty-six tweetstorm posted last page

levying any criticism directly against hillary and not the seventeen-eight things orbiting her makes you a criticbro

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Shinjobi posted:

Hillary Clinton isn't the great Satan. More like Satan's more boring, unimpressive little brother.

I think u mean sister

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Yossarian-22 posted:

Is this a sex page

All pages are sex pages if you believe hard enough

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Posting in the 1696th sex page

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
page 1696: a voyeur watching a poorly-planned threesome.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
since it was the most damning thing her campaign did in my eyes, i assume theres been complete silence on why dread abuela told the uaw not to campaign for her in michigan when they were already on the bus lol it makes me laugh just writing that

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

SKULL.GIF posted:

Tech bro

Frat bro

War bro

Commie bro

Brogate

Brocialist


Edit: Brogressive

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Shinjobi posted:

Hillary Clinton isn't the great Satan. More like Satan's more boring, unimpressive little brother.

Mephisto, imo

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

page 1696: a voyeur watching a poorly-planned threesome.

the last sixer is Jeb! huddled in a corner, sobbing

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Hillary Clinton appealed to upper class white feminists who wanted to move from middle management to the C-suite.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
The alt-left is real

It's baby finland

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

The alt-left is real

It's baby finland

No thats mccaine

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
whatever happened to kylejack? did his consciousness get absorbed into the gestalt house freedom caucus?

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

zegermans posted:

They're all offshoots of the very real concept of a "brogressive" - a middle class white man that loves leftism for all things that benefit white males, but is Jeff Sessions for anything else. I.e., "I think college should be free but affirmative action is racist against white people!"

The Strawbro.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Also known as the redditor

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

ex post facho posted:

since it was the most damning thing her campaign did in my eyes, i assume theres been complete silence on why dread abuela told the uaw not to campaign for her in michigan when they were already on the bus lol it makes me laugh just writing that

they weren't already on the bus. they wanted to bus volunteers from from iowa to michigan, and hfa didn't want to do that.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


slay queen lost iowa by 9.6% (150k votes) but lost michigan by 0.3% (10k votes)

iowa is worth 6 EVs, michigan 16

maybe

just maybe

the little people do know better than her groundbreaking majesty and her royal advisors

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

SKULL.GIF posted:

slay queen lost iowa by 9.6% (150k votes) but lost michigan by 0.3% (10k votes)

iowa is worth 6 EVs, michigan 16

maybe

just maybe

the little people do know better than her groundbreaking majesty and her royal advisors

well basically, they thought michigan was safe. and it was not.

i guess at the end of the day it didn't really matter since a bus of volunteers wasn't going to get 10,000 votes, and michigan was not remotely decisive. it's just a bit of a horrific miscalculation

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

A lot of the post-election criticism assumes that the Clinton campaign should have been prescient about the state level polls being off an unprecedented 5-6 points, which is a wholly unreasonable thing to believe. If they THOUGHT Michigan was in trouble, they wouldn't have been doing this 5D chess bullshit in Iowa.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Concerned Citizen posted:

well basically, they thought michigan was safe. and it was not.

that's the thing, though: the people working in michigan were like "hey guys, things look really bad here, can we get some help?" and the campaign overrode it

turns out things actually were bad there

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

zegermans posted:

A lot of the post-election criticism assumes that the Clinton campaign should have been prescient about the state level polls being off an unprecedented 5-6 points, which is a wholly unreasonable thing to believe. If they THOUGHT Michigan was in trouble, they wouldn't have been doing this 5D chess bullshit in Iowa.

She wanted to run up the score on Trump in safe states. LMAO.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

zegermans posted:

Also known as the redditor

this election had a lot of people earnestly believing 45% of all Democratic primary voters and a healthy chunk of independents are Reddit fedora stereotypes

Like, you can say "all of these lazy bro-based epithets are based on this Very Real Phenomenon" but the thing is there really aren't that many of that person in politics. That's like saying the alt-right ranting about feminism is justified because Shakesville exists, or saying the alt-right ranting about Jews is justified because Sheldon Adelson is a real person, etc etc etc

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
What's that quote about Clinton's hubris turning everything she touches to poo poo

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
Hillarymen are the bronies of 2017

- my hot take for today

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

SKULL.GIF posted:

that's the thing, though: the people working in michigan were like "hey guys, things look really bad here, can we get some help?" and the campaign overrode it

turns out things actually were bad there

that's the story written by the people working in michigan. they also were extremely bad. i mean it's right that the clinton campaign should have spent money on tv there but they were complaining about the dumbest poo poo to make excuses for their piss poor program. it's pretty bold to complain about not getting enough resources for gotv when you were given 200 field organizers and a 7 figure paid canvass budget.

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
I'm sally Albright's 43/ tweetstorm tweet

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Concerned Citizen posted:

well basically, they thought michigan was safe. and it was not.

i guess at the end of the day it didn't really matter since a bus of volunteers wasn't going to get 10,000 votes, and michigan was not remotely decisive. it's just a bit of a horrific miscalculation

It's still adorable seeing Hillbots insist that campaigning doesn't actually work in elections. :allears:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Scent of Worf posted:

I'm sally Albright's 43/ tweetstorm tweet

the way you can tell an argument is measured and nuanced and correct is that the person arguing it does so for 43 consecutive tweets

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

MizPiz posted:

It's still adorable seeing Hillbots insist that campaigning doesn't actually work in elections. :allears:

Trump won because he actually campaigned and managed flip safe blue states such as PA.

Almost won VA and MN as well lol.

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