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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

goddamn you fuckers are old

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

9/11 was the beginning of my senior year

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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34 in a month lol. I'm doing so much better than i was even like a month or three ago I can't wait for that to come crashing down for some made up existential crisis tho


9.11 was right after i graduated it was a real bummer to live the entirety of my pre adult life pre 9/11 then blammo lol

i used to think bosnia was bad, thanks channel 1

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I cross the threshold into my thirties in about six weeks. Hooray.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I cross the threshold into my thirties in about six weeks. Hooray.

it's not bad to be honest you can stop pretending to keep up with poo poo and be stuck in your ways and old and its cool unless you're trying to bang 19 year olds I guess then you at least have to make minimal effort to keep up with pop culture

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
i turn 29 this year, enlisted in 2008 when I was 19

I've also gained like 30 lbs since I got out a year ago so i've started running again and it loving blows

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

yeah lmao i remember "saddam got captured" being a big deal for some reason on bct week one

like yeah boys we did it

Bin Laden got killed in like week five of my OSUT. The drill sergeant came in, wrote it on the board, and left without waking anyone up, which was nice.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

i turn 29 this year, enlisted in 2008 when I was 19

I've also gained like 30 lbs since I got out a year ago so i've started running again and it loving blows

running sounds like a bitch man gently caress that. I was always like REALLY thin and went to recruiting and just ate so much poo poo because we were attached to a grocery store, I'd just go buy poo poo to eat to not work. having a broken foot and a boot didnt help. ended up at like 180, normally i averaged like 135 lol. i got down to 150 just by virtue of not being in recruiting anymore and not by exercise, strictly diet poo poo. I've been planning on starting running any day now for about 2 yrs now with no progress made.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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basically i'm probably the only dude in the army that lost weight by getting out

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

it's not bad to be honest you can stop pretending to keep up with poo poo and be stuck in your ways and old and its cool unless you're trying to bang 19 year olds I guess then you at least have to make minimal effort to keep up with pop culture

I've accepted that I no longer like or understand what is popular now and frankly I don't give a poo poo. I like my stuff, get off my lawn.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Nostalgia4Butts posted:

9/11 was the beginning of my senior year

same, op

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I've accepted that I no longer like or understand what is popular now and frankly I don't give a poo poo. I like my stuff, get off my lawn.

subscribe and like you bitch

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:


9.11 was right after i graduated it was a real bummer to live the entirety of my pre adult life pre 9/11 then blammo lol

i used to think bosnia was bad, thanks channel 1

god dammit are you me

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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you should have seen my live in school broadcasts in channel 2 :) i used to love a/v club poo poo

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

you should have seen my live in school broadcasts in channel 2 :) i used to love a/v club poo poo

same

i did morning announcements for one year for a class i had, they paired me with the short girl for laughs

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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lets make a cool youtube channel for old retards who think everything is highschool still! If we hit the trump demographic we'll make bank

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

lets make a cool youtube channel for old retards who think everything is highschool still! If we hit the trump demographic we'll make bank

can we nerd out about bbs pages we liked and the dial up days

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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i was way too country to have bbs I am kinda even more shameful because my inttro to internet was webtv lmao

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

basically i'm probably the only dude in the army that lost weight by getting out

Lost 50lbs of fat and put most of that back on as muscle just because I can cook/eat what the gently caress I want and lift instead of playing meat slinky with everything south of my neck. Normally I wouldn't laugh at somebody being jacked up from dumb Army poo poo, but holy gently caress did I laugh like a hyena when a friend messaged me about how hosed up my old PSG was now. Eat a barrel of horse dicks you brown-nosing HIPAA-violating hypocritical profile-ignoring mountain of putrid poo poo.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i was way too country to have bbs I am kinda even more shameful because my inttro to internet was webtv lmao

omg that makes you way more qualified

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Diarrhea Elemental posted:

Lost 50lbs of fat and put most of that back on as muscle just because I can cook/eat what the gently caress I want and lift instead of playing meat slinky with everything south of my neck. Normally I wouldn't laugh at somebody being jacked up from dumb Army poo poo, but holy gently caress did I laugh like a hyena when a friend messaged me about how hosed up my old PSG was now. Eat a barrel of horse dicks you brown-nosing HIPAA-violating hypocritical profile-ignoring mountain of putrid poo poo.

the cooking part is probably huge because you couldn't have poo poo in the barracks aside from a microwave aka king of healthy food production

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

omg that makes you way more qualified

in like 98 my time was spent talking on some david bowie IRC and buying bowie records on ebay before pay pal with cashiers checks from the bank across the way fromthe DQ i worked at.


poo poo was legit though I miss that

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

running sounds like a bitch man gently caress that. I was always like REALLY thin and went to recruiting and just ate so much poo poo because we were attached to a grocery store, I'd just go buy poo poo to eat to not work. having a broken foot and a boot didnt help. ended up at like 180, normally i averaged like 135 lol. i got down to 150 just by virtue of not being in recruiting anymore and not by exercise, strictly diet poo poo. I've been planning on starting running any day now for about 2 yrs now with no progress made.

I was like 175 (6'2") in high school because I swam like ~10k every day during swim season. Hit 200 for the first time in basic and hovered there for like 8 years. Now I'm 230 and tub-tub and I just can't have that.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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yeah like the biggest thing i've learned is if you want to be buff and cut is you got to keep it up otherwise you just get fat and soft, i've always mainly coasted on scrawny lol

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

yeah like the biggest thing i've learned is if you want to be buff and cut is you got to keep it up otherwise you just get fat and soft, i've always mainly coasted on scrawny lol

I just want to get back to like 215ish, no way I'm ever gonna get super fit or cut

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

the cooking part is probably huge because you couldn't have poo poo in the barracks aside from a microwave aka king of healthy food production

The only poo poo I miss is the breakfast since there's no way in gently caress I'm enough of a human being in the morning to cook hot food. Grab and go style half dozen hard-boiled eggs from the fridge with salt and pepper, Greek yogurt cup, protein shake, and a bagel or some other carb source is about as good as you're going to get from me. Hell, that's still healthier than 100% of the poo poo I ate off the Big Green's dime.

iKon
Oct 4, 2000

CAN'T TEST
WON'T TEST

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

in like 98 my time was spent talking on some david bowie IRC and buying bowie records on ebay before pay pal with cashiers checks from the bank across the way fromthe DQ i worked at.


poo poo was legit though I miss that

You miss it because the whole internet was different. Only big-time nerds could get online and it made everything a million times more civil. A dude might be an rear end in a top hat, but he was harmless.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
My earliest memories of the Internet are of reading photoshop phriday's on the front page before realizing there was even a forum, waiting an hour to load a 5 minute Happy Tree Friends video, trying to "hack" Neopets, and downloading GBA roms. Also remember begging my parents for a WVGA monitor so I could play Apogee games.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

A Bad Poster posted:

My earliest memories of the Internet are of reading photoshop phriday's on the front page before realizing there was even a forum, waiting an hour to load a 5 minute Happy Tree Friends video, trying to "hack" Neopets, and downloading GBA roms. Also remember begging my parents for a WVGA monitor so I could play Apogee games.

Are you me?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
My earliest memories of the internet are porn and always being 17 in chat rooms

i got internet when I joined the army at 21

drat i just realized i had a string of four straight birthdays that i was doing some stupid army poo poo during

boop the snoot fucked around with this message at 11:19 on Apr 9, 2017

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

syrian lannister like was 40 when i joined so :stare:

Just turned 45.

I'd been out for 5 years when you youngsters captured Saddam

:corsair:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Woof Blitzer posted:

Wow I love the cav. Just got assigned to a Stryker brigade here and loving every minute can't wait to go to Yakima :)

This needs more appreciation

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

9/11 was the beginning of my senior year

Hey, someone the same age as me.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Flikken posted:

Hey, someone the same age as me.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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i finally got around to hooking up this old HDD from an old computer, found this picture from on base at polk



army strong

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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another good polk pic


CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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the paper would ask people at the px or something. I'm certain the question here was "What super powers do you wish you had" or something like that

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
If there's anywhere in the world I'm glad to have never been, it's Polk.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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I'm going to rip the hdds out of two old busted laptops next, god knows what horrors I'll find in those

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Naked Bear posted:

If there's anywhere in the world I'm glad to have never been, it's Polk.

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