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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
One of them is mad because she wasn't mentioned first. This is like golden age Hollywood star drama.

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

There's a grand wizard joke here somewhere but I'm to tired to figure it out.

If white people can't do magic, then why are they the only ones who become Grand Wizards?

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Dapper_Swindler posted:

what? like all cultures have their various magical folklore/magic. why does every thing have to be applied to a certain race or ethnic group like some weird social taxonomy. plus these ladies are trying to out victim each other. its weird and sad.
"white people" here doesn't actually signify anything real. it's a bogeyman.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

the trump tutelage posted:

"white people" here doesn't actually signify anything real. it's a bogeyman.

This video really was ahead of its time.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
What about green skin? Where does Gruntilda and the Wicked Witch fit into all of this

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
:witch:

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

you can't trust idiot white people with magic, because you'll end up with another Salem

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I borderline fail the paper bag test

what spells can I cast?

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
minor cantrips and two level 1 spells a day.

three if you specialize.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 34 minutes!

Business Gorillas posted:

What in tarnation

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
People are so desperate to be special that they'll claim their ancestry gives them exclusive access to dark powers.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
I'm white so yeah, I can't use magic, but I do get a +2 bonus to my saving throws and I can't be hurt by fire

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Pfft, I'm white and can cast a spell, watch this: *walks past a police officer, who smiles and waves at me*

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
What does the magic post have to do with #woke #brands? :confused:

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Its so dumb to me that this is wrong, they're committed to a pointless aesthetic posturing they know nothing about

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

smug n stuff posted:

What does the magic post have to do with #woke #brands? :confused:

I thought it was about that tumblr spirit worker person selling Haitian orphan ghosts and not realizing how hosed up that is.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

im the witcher

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
That's why Hermetics are the best Tradition: just steal all the magical knowledge and take what works. For anything more specific, just make it a House.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Yeah well I get to make golems, so there.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
They're always after me lucky charms.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Baloogan posted:

They're always after me lucky charms.

You're a Canadian duck, Baloogan. Stop appropriating Irish culture.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
next your gonna say i shouldn't be waring a kimono

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Baloogan posted:

next your gonna say i shouldn't be waring a kimono

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009


You wish nerdlinger

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

think only men can launch strikes on foreign nations and/or commit war crimes?

step aside pops

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


Truly a remarkable time we live in where career officers of any gender can bravely press the "cause death 1000 miles away" button.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

a female officer launching missiles?! yassss!!!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
if there must be a ww3 at least it will be inclusive!

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005


YASSSSS SLAY QUEEN

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
now imagine if it'd been a WOMAN president ordering a missile strike! :allears:

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Trump's missile strike was ahead of schedule and under budget because that lady makes 78 cents on the dollar.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Oh Snapple! posted:

YASSSSS SLAY QUEEN

:eyepop:

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

value-brand cereal posted:

I thought it was about that tumblr spirit worker person selling Haitian orphan ghosts and not realizing how hosed up that is.

How much does an orphan ghost go for these days?

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

General Yas

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:

think only men can launch strikes on foreign nations and/or commit war crimes?

step aside pops

I'm a nasty warlord!

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Well sure but she's white and straight. Get WOKE navy!

The_Politics_Man
Aug 25, 2015

ChesterJT posted:

Well sure but she's white and straight. Get WOKE navy!

how do you know she's straight? stop projecting your hetronormative bias on others.

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

resar posted:

how do you know she's straight? stop projecting your hetronormative bias on others.

:rimshot:

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Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

this is an outrage

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