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The Lone Badger posted:How do you put a leash on a snake? Serious question. Carefully.
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The Lone Badger posted:How do you put a leash on a snake? Serious question. 
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The Lone Badger posted:How do you put a leash on a snake? Serious question. 
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It's hard out there for Australian rappers to rack up the street cred.
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http://news.sky.com/story/car-on-fire-rolls-up-to-kfc-drive-thru-window-in-denton-manchester-10832811 Ok, pretty weird story, but needs a little something more....  You know whoever wrote that article is so drat pleased with that pun.
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Wonder what the state gun of Rhode island would be, Texas plans to designate official state gun along with other weapons The Texas state dish is chili, its tree is the pecan and its fish is the Guadalupe bass. And soon, Texas may have an explosive addition to its set of official symbols: plans are afoot for a state gun. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/09/texas-official-state-gun-cannon AK47 would be California though, has to be.
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Spalec posted:http://news.sky.com/story/car-on-fire-rolls-up-to-kfc-drive-thru-window-in-denton-manchester-10832811 
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She got fired for this! Her bosses must be humorless jerks. http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11835781
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Say Nothing posted:She got fired for this! Her bosses must be humorless jerks. Seriously. It's not like she got caught with her dress up fiddling with something between her legs. https://youtu.be/2l9e5T82JJ0 It was her mic/battery pack
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Lime Tonics posted:Wonder what the state gun of Rhode island would be, A super-soaker filled with coffee syrup. Edit for content: https://twitter.com/WTEN/status/851608072221077509 Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 02:30 on Apr 11, 2017 |
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whiteyfats posted:Mysterious Rooster would be a good forum handle. Mystery Cock, surely.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Mystery Cock, surely. let's play who's in my mouth
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trapped mouse posted:let's play who's in my mouth Tongue Tied.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Mystery Cock, surely. I am a classy gentleman, sir. (and I didn't think about it.  )
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Mystery Cock, surely. The Illusive Cock
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Lime Tonics posted:AK47 would be California though, has to be. It's the tool.
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Ice-addicted python 'on the edge' taken to prison rehab to 'dry out' The cold-blooded methamphetamine addict has been incarcerated in the care of inmates and guards at a prison facility for animals that find themselves on the wrong side of the law in Sydney's west. The python was seized in a raid on a drug lab where it had developed its habit after absorbing fumes and particles in the air as the drug ice was being manufactured, the Daily Telegraph reports. https://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/34987181/ice-addicted-snake-ready-to-re-enter-society-after-drying-out-in-nsw-prison/#page1
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Yeah, until the topic of feathers comes up edit: you know what gently caress it that works for both articles works for any article really
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Lime Tonics posted:The python was seized in a raid on a drug lab where it had developed its habit after absorbing fumes and particles in the air as the drug ice was being manufactured, the Daily Telegraph reports. I would soooo not mess with a methed-up snake 
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Conservatives: known for wanting the scientific truth about dinosaurs.
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Dienes posted:Conservatives: known for wanting the scientific truth about dinosaurs. They want to find out what kind of materials Jesus used to make his triceratops saddle. That'd be valuable scientific and archaeological information!
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Azathoth posted:They want to find out what kind of materials Jesus used to make his triceratops saddle. That'd be valuable scientific and archaeological information! Fig leaves
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Grilled or otherwise, cheese is a delicious invention, but it's not as addictive as crack (Not actually a funny article.)
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"Philly Parking Authority will kill pay-by-app system as firm mysteriously leaves town" http://www.philly.com/philly/business/transportation/419160194.html?mobi=true There was an app that people could use to pay for parking in Philadelphia. It worked fine, and plenty of people used it, and the Philadelphia parking authority, who are monsters in human shape, had no problem with it. But the company who made and ran the app had some mysterious problems and have skipped town for some reason. "Town" being America's 5th largest city. Teriyaki Hairpiece has a new favorite as of 17:49 on Apr 13, 2017 |
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