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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Tom Brady has had a staggering amount of plastic surgery done

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Brees got more handsome

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Is Jay Cutler the 1st NFL player to go through puberty while playing?

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Punched in face by Richard Seymour after escaping a sack

:smuggo::fh:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I loved Richard for that.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Athanatos posted:

Is Jay Cutler the 1st NFL player to go through puberty while playing?

Jimmy Clausen

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Raku posted:

Jimmy Clausen

I cannot read this name without wanting to punch him for the kiss the high school rings picture.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
You can't mention that image and not actually post it :colbert:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
The feeling escalates every time I look at that, just mentioning it made me angry and I didn't want to see it again.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
It's an incredibly Raiders thing to be proud of a dude getting ejected from a game for getting frustrated about not being as good as their opponent

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

It's an incredibly Raiders thing to be proud of a dude getting ejected from a game for getting frustrated about not being as good as their opponent

But on the other hand gently caress the Steelers.

purkey posted:

I have no idea why I thought it would be an OK idea to see Collateral Beauty

Because Rogue One was sold out and you thought Collateral Beauty was some sort of It's A Wondeful Life knockoff instead of it being grief porn.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







whypick1 posted:

You can't mention that image and not actually post it :colbert:



triggered.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

LEGO Genetics posted:

But on the other hand gently caress the Steelers.


Because Rogue One was sold out and you thought Collateral Beauty was some sort of It's A Wondeful Life knockoff instead of it being grief porn.

Everytime will smith tries oscar bait he fucks it up anyway. All of his movies where he plays a dude in a struggle it has massive issues outside of him.

I'll still watch most of his movies. Suicide Squad was still a fun action movie. The extended edition fixed a few issues the theatrical release has its still dumb but at least its less dumb.

Focus seemed like it was just a good excuse to travel to cool places and try to bang margot robbie.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol

"John Fox: 'Never watched' Jimmy Clausen before Panthers drafted him"

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/john-fox-admits-he-never-watched-jimmy-clausen-before-panthers-drafted-him/

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

quote:

Either way, it’s an odd thing to admit, especially for a coach currently in charge of a team that is looking for -- you guessed it -- its next franchise quarterback.

*needs franchise quarterback*
*gives Mike Glennon 17M/yr*

Da Bears

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Holy loving poo poo.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
lol

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

It's an incredibly Raiders thing to be proud of a dude getting ejected from a game for getting frustrated about not being as good as their opponent

You took your wins where you could get them in those days

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

BlindSite posted:

Everytime will smith tries oscar bait he fucks it up anyway. All of his movies where he plays a dude in a struggle it has massive issues outside of him.

I'll still watch most of his movies. Suicide Squad was still a fun action movie. The extended edition fixed a few issues the theatrical release has its still dumb but at least its less dumb.

Focus seemed like it was just a good excuse to travel to cool places and try to bang margot robbie.

Pursuit of Happyness was good.

Concussion was ok.

Seven Pounds was terrible.

Collateral Beauty was one of the worst goddamn films of 2016, if not the decade.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

uff da

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

man Fox really phoned in that last season with the Panthers, huh?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


The Bears love people who gave up on the Panthers, apparently

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Durandal1707 posted:

man Fox really phoned in that last season with the Panthers, huh?

He told the veterans to fake injuries halfway through :eng101:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

SKULL.GIF posted:

The Bears love people who gave up on the Panthers, apparently

No poo poo. Muhsin, Peppers, Fox, Clausen.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Volkerball posted:

No poo poo. Muhsin, Peppers, Fox, Clausen.

Moose when it wasn't a contract year.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Rookie Aaron Rodgers has a *really* punchable face.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Carson Palmer hasn't aged at all

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Eli Wiggum posted:

Carson Palmer hasn't aged at all

Now lets compare knee x rays

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Volkerball posted:

Now lets compare knee x rays

lol, now I wanna see this.

Brain scans over the years.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Rookie Aaron Rodgers has a *really* punchable face.

Unlike Tom Brady who's always punchable

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Rookie Tom Brady looks like he scrambled out of a locker to take that photo

Hand Row
May 28, 2001

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Rookie Aaron Rodgers has a *really* punchable face.

I liked the story from Gunslinger where Favre and company tricked Aaron into signing his own helmet and had to practice all day with autographs all over it.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Brady has had so much cosmetic surgery done hahaha

Brees, Palmer, Eli, and Phillips have all aged really drat well.

Can someone do this with Peyton, too? I wanna see his growing forehead.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Chilichimp posted:

lol, now I wanna see this.

Brain scans over the years.

Using Chris Benoit as a retirement measurement

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo






AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

nfl memes

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I should've cropped that part out :grin:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

usually the first name on those is a hoot but some times the optional second name is what the doctor ordered.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

What if Alfred E. Neuman played football?

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




A bunch of NFL players were part of an arm wrestling competition in Vegas. Those players are getting fined.

Not fined, the Lad Vegas Raiders

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