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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/849804692066533377

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


Mama mia!

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/mychael616/status/850203052552224768

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

triple h is not a pussy. he is the king of kings.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
King of Pussys

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Gonzo McFee posted:

King of Pussys

El Rey de Coños

SevenStringGuru
Jun 6, 2003

Bob Loblaw Law covers all injuries, including those sustained while trying to 4x4 a segway.

titantron music : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwfxXWefyCA

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/FightfulWrestle/status/851466340636413958

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The agreement is "you book me and I will no-show."

Vaguido
Feb 22, 2011

When the drug test comes back positive for performance enhancing drugs.
Who the hell has a handshake agreement with someone who no shows contractually agreed upon dates?

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Vaguido posted:

Who the hell has a handshake agreement with someone who no shows contractually agreed upon dates?

what's the point of writing up all that paperwork for a dude who's just going to no-show whenever he wants? good way to save a few bucks for anthem!

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

tna has to be creative and book him in an "overslept in his hotel room next to a mound of cocaine" match

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Just go all the way with it and call him Razor Patron.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Vaguido posted:

Who the hell has a handshake agreement with someone who no shows contractually agreed upon dates?

You really have to ask?

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Mulaney Power Move posted:

tna has to be creative and book him in a "currently hiding in the bathtub in his hotel room with a giant pile of cocaine and screaming about the giant bugs" match

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Not showing up for matches for Eva Marie over so why not ADR?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

poor eva marie, she obviously thought wwe would launch her broader career, but now that hardees and carl's jr. aren't doing ads where women in bikinis take bites out of thickburgers anymore, she doesn't have a chance outside of pornographies. also i just assume the director of those burger ads forced the women to eat the whole burgers and kept filming for his own sick pleasure even though he knew it wasn't going to make the commercial. "heh heh, eat it with your mouth, honey."

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Mulaney Power Move posted:

poor eva marie, she obviously thought wwe would launch her broader career, but now that hardees and carl's jr. aren't doing ads where women in bikinis take bites out of thickburgers anymore, she doesn't have a chance outside of pornographies. also i just assume the director of those burger ads forced the women to eat the whole burgers and kept filming for his own sick pleasure even though he knew it wasn't going to make the commercial. "heh heh, eat it with your mouth, honey."

cool

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Mulaney Power Move posted:

poor eva marie, she obviously thought wwe would launch her broader career, but now that hardees and carl's jr. aren't doing ads where women in bikinis take bites out of thickburgers anymore, she doesn't have a chance outside of pornographies. also i just assume the director of those burger ads forced the women to eat the whole burgers and kept filming for his own sick pleasure even though he knew it wasn't going to make the commercial. "heh heh, eat it with your mouth, honey."
source ur quotes

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Mulaney Power Move posted:

poor eva marie, she obviously thought wwe would launch her broader career, but now that hardees and carl's jr. aren't doing ads where women in bikinis take bites out of thickburgers anymore, she doesn't have a chance outside of pornographies. also i just assume the director of those burger ads forced the women to eat the whole burgers and kept filming for his own sick pleasure even though he knew it wasn't going to make the commercial. "heh heh, eat it with your mouth, honey."

:yikes:

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


but enough about paige

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Vaguido posted:

Who the hell has a handshake agreement with someone who no shows contractually agreed upon dates?

The same company that regularly forgets to pay contractually agreed upon wages.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/851489128101425158

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!
Poor paige is so completely irrelevant.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
In a year where Mickie, Angle, The Hardyz, Drew and Cornette made returns to WWE TV to me her wrestling again for the company is something I just can't visualise.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Mulaney Power Move posted:

poor eva marie, she obviously thought wwe would launch her broader career, but now that hardees and carl's jr. aren't doing ads where women in bikinis take bites out of thickburgers anymore, she doesn't have a chance outside of pornographies. also i just assume the director of those burger ads forced the women to eat the whole burgers and kept filming for his own sick pleasure even though he knew it wasn't going to make the commercial. "heh heh, eat it with your mouth, honey."

Keep going...

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

eva marie aside that's a theory i've had about those commercials for a long time. oh come on you know people are into that.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

worms

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

*trying to hide leftover hardees tenders* so did paige and adr get married yet? i feel like they said the wedding was like two weeks ago or something

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Mulaney Power Move posted:

eva marie aside that's a theory i've had about those commercials for a long time. oh come on you know people are into that.

It would be nice to date a guy like that, where you could take him out to a nice dinner together and he'd pay attention to you the entire evening and would be content with just that.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
Wait, so they didn't get married after all? Thought they announced a few weeks ago that they'll be marrying at the end of March?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Most places won't let you get married when you're already married.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

paige and del rio are like the doobies doghouse people on steroids

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Endless Mike posted:

Most places won't let you get married when you're already married.

I thought the Republicans were going to end Big Government!?! :mad:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Jerusalem posted:

I thought the Republicans were going to end Big Government!?! :mad:

thanks Obama

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009


i thought she was pregnant marks

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Endorph posted:

i thought she was pregnant marks

#RoadBackToNuvaRing

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Pregnant wrestler gimmick?

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Worked for Stacy Keibler.

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

pressedbunny posted:

Worked for Mae Young.

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