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I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Tainen posted:

Lol this guy is in jail for cheating on his wife

https://twitter.com/aldotcom/status/851542604596555778

to be honest, we need more politicians in jail. a lot more.

ed balls doesn't cheat on his wife. he has morals.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:25

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:16

Gyra_Solune: Apr 24, 2014; Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse

Mr. Jive posted:

In the case of restoring the filibuster I think some leftists value the social institution of democratic rule as a force for improving social welfare. They're uncomfortable endorsing a system where you can steamroll the opposition without recourse.

Everyone is getting field experience with the paradox of tolerance these days

if they value the filibuster it should be implemented in a way that means it can't just be overturned by a simple majority vote

seriously how the hell is that a thing, what's the point of a means to assert the need for a supermajority if the entire rule isn't held in place by the vote of a supermajority, and how did it last this long if so

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:26

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

the mugshot:

https://twitter.com/wsfa12news/status/851545805290909701

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:26

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

cheese eats mouse posted:

i bet the strike was designed to do no damage cause trumpy wanted to throw some missiles and wouldnt take a no and generals didnt want to cause a big incident lmao

trump blew up 20 percent of the syrian air force

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:26

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

https://twitter.com/alexis_levinson/status/851546712065945605

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:26

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Bethamphetamine posted:

this is no surprise to me; many parents fantasize about killing their children; this man is merely living the dream (while in critical condition)

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:27

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Fidel Castronaut posted:

the mugshot:

https://twitter.com/wsfa12news/status/851545805290909701

This is the ideal male body.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:27

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Fidel Castronaut posted:

the mugshot:

https://twitter.com/wsfa12news/status/851545805290909701

holy poo poo

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:27

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Shear Modulus posted:

so the immediate knob slobbering by the entire #resistance was just a bonus?

yes, yes it was :smugjones:

amurrikkka!
:patriot:

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:28

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

being cheated on sounds terrible, but one of the saddest parts to me was that his wife could read his and the other person's unfiltered thoughts to each other. no comforting "it meant nothing" etc.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:28

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Tainen posted:

Lol this guy is in jail for cheating on his wife

https://twitter.com/aldotcom/status/851542604596555778

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:28

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Fidel Castronaut posted:

the mugshot:

https://twitter.com/wsfa12news/status/851545805290909701

tfw you drink the wrong challice

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:29

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

drat, he actually abused his power so much that he resigned and they were like, "Yeah you're still going to jail though"

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:28

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

mormonpartyboat posted:

This isn't real is it? Lol shame on us for trusting British accents

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:29

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:29

MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

Shageletic posted:

https://twitter.com/alexis_levinson/status/851546712065945605

lol the "big league" crammed in there is killing me

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:29

Former Everything: Nov 28, 2007; Is this right?

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/undefined/status/851471508291674113

jokes on you nerds i wasn't even really trying lol you idiots thought i was actually trying bunch of tryhard morons rofl

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:29

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I feel like you shouldn't be able to show the mug shot of America's Horniest Governor without the audio of him talking dirty to his mistress embedded

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:30

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

Gringostar posted:

gently caress tolerance

burn the suburbs to the loving ground and salt the earth where the strip-malls stood

To prevent the... farming of more strip malls?

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:30

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Wikkheiser posted:

trump blew up 20 percent of the syrian air force

I thought a lot of their targets were in repair facilities so not really their best equipment

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:30

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

eonwe posted:

being cheated on sounds terrible, but one of the saddest parts to me was that his wife could read his and the other person's unfiltered thoughts to each other. no comforting "it meant nothing" etc.

that's why after 50 years of marriage, she walked out

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:31

cuntman.net: Mar 1, 2013

Fidel Castronaut posted:

the mugshot:

https://twitter.com/wsfa12news/status/851545805290909701

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:31

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

I thought you got less horny as you get older. I was looking forward to it

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:31

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

PostNouveau posted:

I thought you got less horny as you get older. I was looking forward to it

horniness is a life-long curse

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:32

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/undefined/status/851471508291674113

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hNIX7V21pU

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:32

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

Fix posted:

To prevent the... farming of more strip malls?

We haven't salted the Earth nearly enough. If we'd done it after the Civil War no modern South. If we'd done it after World War One, no WW2.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:33

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

That DICK! posted:

tfw you drink the wrong challice

lol

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:33

Thom and the Heads: Oct 27, 2010; Farscape is actually pretty cool.

death before dishorny

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:33

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

super cool that Alabama gov went to jail for being horny and the Michigan gov is still in power after poisoning thousands of people and not doing anything to help them lol

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:33

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/undefined/status/851471508291674113

what the gently caress.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:34

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/851547331497517057

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:34

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

PostNouveau posted:

I thought you got less horny as you get older. I was looking forward to it

Dick pills are a thing. And i've read that once dementia or alzheimers sets on, you revert to being a horny teenager all the time, but with less common sense than a horny teenager. STDs are an epidemic in that age group.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:35

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/851547331497517057

the fact that these are even remotely close makes me feel pretty hopeful about future elections

but then i remember hope is a lie

so who knows

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:35

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Fullhouse posted:

super cool that Alabama gov went to jail for being horny and the Michigan gov is still in power after poisoning thousands of people and not doing anything to help them lol

Snyder's emergency manager who made the ultimate decision to switch to Flint River has been charged. It would be nice if somebody flipped on Snyder but I'm not going to hold out hope.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:35

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

D1E posted:

Did millennials kill the Something Awful Forums if even Generation X'er Lowtax himself prefers Twitter?

wher's my goddamn spaceship

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:35

Eleven Eleven: Nov 12, 2016

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/851547331497517057

2018 Blue Wave incoming.

:getin:

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:36

Venuz Patrol: Mar 27, 2011

zegermans posted:

This is the ideal male body.

i don't like it.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 22:36

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

That DICK! posted:

who is this. can i have a blue check mark.

I dunno let me google it

"Rightpedia.info" (lol, what) posted:

Ashley Rae Goldenberg ✡ is an anti-Communist Jew associated with the alt right who goes by "Communismkills"/"Communism Kills", which is the name of her blogs. The blogs' names refer to the Red Holocaust. She also writes articles for several newspapers and blogs.

Ayn Rand ✡ is the woman people usually compare Ashley to when they talk about her. Based on Rand's date of death and Ashley's date of birth, Rand could've reincarnated into Ashley.

Contents [hide]
1 Education
2 Politics
3 Persecution by Marxists
4 Dating a white nationalist
5 Ramzpaul
6 Gallery
7 References
8 External links
8.1 Her social media
8.2 Her articles
Education
She was an economics major at George Mason University[1][2] and graduated in 2014.[3]

Politics
Her politics tends to be conservative, libertarian, and nationalist.

She supports Donald Trump and her Twitter photo is a picture of herself wearing a hat with his slogan, "Make America Great Again."[4]

She has criticized Michael Brown with a poem, although the poem was nowhere near as funny as Morrakiu's song Violent Mike.[2]

She is a Zionist who defends Israel.[5] However she has less of a mainstream view where she thinks stopping US foreign aid to Israel would strengthen Israel and it is the case that many times foreign aid weakens its recipient country.[6] Unlike her, most Jews think that without foreign countries (especially the USA) to protect Israel, then the angry Muslims would overrun and conquer Israel within days and the surviving Israeli Jews would fire off the Samson Option in revenge.

She has defended Ann Coulter.[7]

Persecution by Marxists
Ashley started her Tumblr blog Communismkills in 2011. Yes it was on Tumblr of all places, which is full of Cultural Marxists/skeletons. The Cultural Marxists stalked up the personal information of Ashley's entire family, posted it everywhere, and engaged in a real life harassment campaign against her. She cannot even have her phone turned on because of the sheer amount of harassing phone calls. They also posted her school, work, parent's home and work, and more--all of them getting harassment. She and her entire family receive frequent threats of being raped, burned, tortured, and/or murdered. Some Cultural Marxists even do physical violence just like old-fashioned Communists in the 20th century. skeletons will target anyone of any race who disagrees with them.[8]

Dating a white nationalist
From 2011 through August 2012, she dated Matthew Heimbach. This was when Matthew Heimbach was only alt right. The two shared beliefs in the alt right of opposing Marxism, opposing Cultural Marxism, supporting nationalism, supporting smaller government, and conservative values. Heimbach also had a gentile girlfriend at the time as his relationship with Goldenberg, which was not that serious of a relationship. Ashley and Matt eventually broke up. During the few weeks leading up to the first semester of his senior year, Heimbach grew jew-wise and white nationalist. Despite him having a strong dislike of jews as a whole, the two remained on friendly terms although never in a relationship again.[9]

Ramzpaul
She also went to a Nationalist conference with Ramzpaul and took a photo. Ramzpaul was criticized because she was a Jew.[10][11][12]