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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I'm just going to leave this horrifying list here...

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Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.
I would 100% eat that pickle snowcone.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Carnival of Shrews posted:

Full evisceration here.
"It is decorated in various shades of taupe, biscuit and gently caress you." has to be my favorite sentence, or at least top 5.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Prism posted:

Ignoring everything else, why does the burner light up purple?

The burner puts out infrared the camera is sensitive to, mine also does this.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

FortMan posted:

Think you're man enough to take on this ice-cream?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeaH5LAPZsI

I have solo'd Coit Towers (Svendsen's) and Superior Oversized Sundaes (both 12-14 scoops with toppings) in my youth, but, yeah, no. Those would be deluxe tickets on the vomit comet for me nowadays.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Would

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
maybe if we pulled through the ketchup removal station, added a stop in onion town and krautville yeah I would be on that train

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short





The world's worst fleshlight

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Ziv Zulander posted:



The world's worst fleshlight

it appears to be already occupied friend.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers





The real horror in this picture is the Moxie.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ziv Zulander posted:



The world's worst fleshlight

I have never seen food I would describe as "miserable" before.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:



The real horror in this picture is the Moxie.

Old dude on the label looks so loving proud.

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:



The real horror in this picture is the Moxie.

I've had the ranch and the buffalo wing one by the same company. Both just tasted like basements.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I would do anything for a Moxie right about now. The last place in my city that sold them closed down a few months back.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Lester's Fixins is a novelty soda brand run by Rocket Fizz, which is a chain of candy/soda shops that usually set up in touristy areas of cities. They're basically designed so you can bring back your friend a jokey soda from Vacation. I've had a few of them, the buffalo wing one just tastes like bad ginger ale and the corn one is cream soda with barely a tiny hint of undetectable corn.

The novelty Jones sodas on the other hand, those things can be foul.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Ziv Zulander posted:



The world's worst fleshlight

If you stacked that stuff up and put a toothpick through it I would eat it at a party. As a sandwich it is just sad.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

thanks sexlord I never yelled gently caress YOU at a soda before but you have opened up a wealth of new experiences for me with this picture

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

thanks sexlord I never yelled gently caress YOU at a soda before but you have opened up a wealth of new experiences for me with this picture

This is a good thread

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Televisio Frankus posted:

Few people laughed, few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the internet post: "Looks bad, Todd."

Gloppenheimer.

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Ironically, I am now wearing the same expression on my face as that turkey.

According to the label graphics, that soda is dog-in-a-pile-of-leaves flavored.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Brawnfire posted:

I would do anything for a Moxie right about now. The last place in my city that sold them closed down a few months back.

I would do an awful lot of things just to TRY a Moxie. Serious bucket list action here.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:



The real horror in this picture is the Moxie.

Moxie is good.






holes: the book is now the movie

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Pastry of the Year posted:


holes: the book is now the movie

Somebody injera'd their eggs

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Who wants dongs sushi

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

zedprime posted:

Who wants dongs
*excitedly raises hand*

zedprime posted:

dongs sushi
*dejectedly lowers hand*

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Got this for xmas as a gag gift once.

Emphasis on the "gag"

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Hey, where did you get a picture of datenight with your mom.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

probably good

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob




Whole Foods is a special place

psutify
Oct 19, 2012

Its a good combination of foods but a half-assed portmanteau.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Yeah, guaKALEmole would be better

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Prism posted:

Ignoring everything else, why does the burner light up purple?

Looks to be a glass or ceramic top induction or electric burner with LED lights to show it is working.

edit: gently caress, someone already answered, better than me, and I seem to be incorrect.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


I may have missed this on a previous page but

http://i.imgur.com/BF3V9eX.mp4

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I may have missed this on a previous page but

http://i.imgur.com/BF3V9eX.mp4

It was posted a bit ago yeah. I live how loving reckless they are when they pour it.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



angerbeet posted:




Whole Foods is a special place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fo5UOJg11Y

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Maggot prolapse souffle


Cheeseburger and sputum casserole


The Other Side Special


Sadness Stroganoff


The Climate Change Challenge


The Wet 'n Grey

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Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Picnic Princess posted:

The Other Side Special


This one probably tastes of nothing and sadness.

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