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im not gonna lie there is a major (tho admittedly morbid) part of me that would love to see Trump try to start poo poo with North Korea i mean NK has been itching for a shitshow so who better to give them one than Trump
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any actual exchange with NK would be a freaking bloodbath of epic proportions
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Apr 11, 2017 00:14
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Tumble posted:im not gonna lie there is a major (tho admittedly morbid) part of me that would love to see Trump try to start poo poo with North Korea It would be loving unimaginably horrifying.
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Apr 11, 2017 00:16
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several friends posted:It's a glass of piss lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEUsJRVV-PE but piss
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Apr 11, 2017 00:19
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the moment we go to war with Nork China is going to send Mao's "peacekeepers" across the parallel
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Russia: "you only thinkink we are not puppet masters (we are!!!!) You are like vagabond trying to get bolshoi tickets on last day!!! hahaha blyaaaat"
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:It would be loving unimaginably horrifying. i know i know but still, ya know... i can't lie, i'd be glued to the TV eating popcorn if it did pop off
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:It would be loving unimaginably horrifying. Still, might as well rip that band aid off instead of letting it fester for another couple generations. What's another tragedy in the grand scheme of things really?
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i hope seoul doesnt get attacked soon i would like to visit and get really hammered drunk there and eat some good rear end late night food before the fires come imho
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Shadow0 posted:Every morning I can tell how good a day is going to be based solely on that number of unread posts here in this beautiful garden of lols. We are blessed by the bounty of our lolled garden Just remembered Trump is president and lold
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Chinatown posted:i hope seoul doesnt get attacked soon i would like to visit and get really hammered drunk there and eat some good rear end late night food before the fires come it'll be a hell of a lot cheaper to visit Seoul if it takes a few artillery barages tho imagine how cheap a luxury hotel would be
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Apr 11, 2017 00:35
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Trump will insure not a single round gets fired south.
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Trump will hit all the best patches of dirt in nork with the only the most expensive weapons
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Alan Smithee posted:the moment we go to war with Nork China is going to send Mao's "peacekeepers" across the parallel Lol why would China want to help North Korea, a country that shares a border with them which run by a psychopath? I imagine that the only reason they're giving them any kind of support is to prevent the country from completely collapsing and becoming even more of a shitshow.
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turn off the TV posted:Lol why would China want to help North Korea, a country that shares a border with them which run by a psychopath? I imagine that the only reason they're giving them any kind of support is to prevent the country from completely collapsing and becoming even more of a shitshow. To keep out the unwashed malnourished?
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turn off the TV posted:Lol why would China want to help North Korea, a country that shares a border with them which run by a psychopath? I imagine that the only reason they're giving them any kind of support is to prevent the country from completely collapsing and becoming even more of a shitshow. youre right. Having a Republic of Korea with US military bases at their doorstep would be preferable
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turn off the TV posted:Lol why would China want to help North Korea, a country that shares a border with them which run by a psychopath? I imagine that the only reason they're giving them any kind of support is to prevent the country from completely collapsing and becoming even more of a shitshow. That's probably verbatim Chinese policy memos. We'll probably see it in the next five years and it will be a humanitarian crisis of proportions like nothing else in modern history. I'm also curious as to how a war with NK would go. I remember another goon analogizing it to Civ when you're in the future and you've got Montezuma threatening you with his brand new gatling guns. I'm sure that it would suck to be in the 8th Army but I can't see it causing a lot of US casualties? In any case, Donald Trump, manbaby president of the united states, is going to start this war lol
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Alan Smithee posted:youre right. Having a Republic of Korea with US military bases at their doorstep would be preferable Which is worse: US military bases slightly closer to your border, or an insane rogue state armed with nuclear weapons willing to extort the world with them to get their way. Neither choice is great, but I'm waging that they'll take warplanes over nuclear missiles. Lil Peeler posted:That's probably verbatim Chinese policy memos. We'll probably see it in the next five years and it will be a humanitarian crisis of proportions like nothing else in modern history. War with North Korea will mean about 10 million people die in the first few hours as everything in range of North Korean artillery is shelled until they're blown up by airplanes. The North Korean military would then probably collapse about as quickly as Iraq's did. After that all they have to worry about will be about 20 million potentially displaced people and however many guerilla factions spring up and are holding on to the North Korean nuclear stockpile. So not great.
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turn off the TV posted:Which is worse: US ... an insane rogue state armed with nuclear weapons willing to extort the world with them to get their way. What's the difference?
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Blue Train posted:What's the difference? There aren't any nukes in South Korea.
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turn off the TV posted:There aren't any nukes in South Korea. They're on submarines
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Blue Train posted:They're on submarines True, but they're going to have subs nearby either way. It's just a choice between having one or two guys with guns pointed at you. You're better off with only one guy making that decision instead of two.
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turn off the TV posted:Which is worse: US military bases slightly closer to your border, or an insane rogue state armed with nuclear weapons willing to extort the world with them to get their way. i'm not sure how accurate the claims that N.K would "Level Seoul" really are. there have been massive improvements in counter-artillery, so it's not like North Korea would be able to open up with all of it's artillery at once, since the second they fire artillery they're going to be marked on a map and blown up if they don't move. so it won't be some non-stop barrage that would be required to destroy an entire city, it'd be like whack-a-mole with different artillery factions firing and retreating. while that's going on, they're going to be facing modern, pinpoint accurate counter-artillery with much lower failure rates, and better trained, more motivated crews. that's even before allies start adding to it with their own bombing runs and missile strikes. i'm not saying that it wouldn't be terrible, but i'm very skeptical of the apocalyptic scenario that most people seem to paint. Tumble fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Apr 11, 2017 |
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i like the cut of your jib
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Tumble posted:i'm not sure how accurate the claims that N.K would "Level Seoul" really are. That's pretty optimistic. I don't think that it's any kind of secret that North Korea has been stockpiling chemical weapons, and I wouldn't put it past them to just unload as much as they can knowing that they have no real chance of a military victory.
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Cut the dumbass military armchair analyses and post lols you loving goons
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https://twitter.com/alexis_levinson/status/851546712065945605 https://twitter.com/alexis_levinson/status/851580372794191873 He just has such a way with words. 
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turn off the TV posted:That's pretty optimistic. I don't think that it's any kind of secret that North Korea has been stockpiling chemical weapons, and I wouldn't put it past them to just unload as much as they can knowing that they have no real chance of a military victory. Yeah, but it'll only be like that one time.
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Vegetable posted:Cut the dumbass military armchair analyses and post lols you loving goons we're just killing time until Trump gets off his leash again; they're keeping him nice and quiet while he rides out the positive press from his syria bombing it'll probably be another few days before he goes back off the rails 
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Tumble posted:we're just killing time until Trump gets off his leash again; they're keeping him nice and quiet while he rides out the positive press from his syria bombing Kylie got her own show! Kylie Jenner gets her own spin-off show http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/10/entertainment/kylie-jenner-spinoff-show-life-of-kylie/index.html
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Burt Sexual posted:Kylie got her own show! Hey Burt Sexual
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just checking, will the North Koreans welcome us as liberators?
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:What happened to the victors go the spoils? I'm just asking questions.
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NotWearingPants posted:just checking, will the North Koreans welcome us as liberators? Even their military will.
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He actually used bigly again lmao
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Kjoery posted:i appreciate that trump literally said this re: iraq's oil, on infowars, no less. that's a lol right there lol @ the president having been on infowars
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He's not saying bigly He's marble mouthing 'big league'
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Efexeye posted:He's not saying bigly the president is a "bigly" retard
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Heard the word "trumpenprole" used unironically today and can't decide if its amazing or awful lol
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Sarah Problem posted:Hey Burt Sexual Yo, lollin?
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