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Antivehicular posted:All I remember about the Sex Thread kink debacle is that someone came in asking how to satisfy their cannibalism fetish in the bedroom, and someone else's advice was to lay a bunch of ham slices on your partner's naked body and eat it off of them to simulate/roleplay eating your partner. To be fair, I don't know what advice I would have given (besides "don't do anything involving a cannibalism fetish, what the poo poo"), but wow. "How do I act out my vote fetish in the bedroom?" Step 1: swallow a Ken doll Step 2: choke on it and die
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Heath posted:"How do I act out my vote fetish in the bedroom?" The greatest typo. It'd be next to impossible to gently caress in one of those little ballot booths, though.
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Syd Midnight posted:That's how it first broke, sass was doxxing the mods and noticed that aatrek was on a sex offender registry as a convicted child molester. By the time they'd got around to it the state of Pennsylvania had already published his address and stuff on an official "dont let your kids near this creep" list. The "mods knew" catchphrase wasn't because the mods literally knew and were covering for him (presumably), it was because all it took to catch him out was googling his name. Lmfao
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Hogge Wild posted:i tried to find the thread, but i think that it's memoryholed Alright now I'm curious if that was a real post. But I can't find the "diet change to change poo poo taste" post but I only looked at the 10page thread from 2012. I did find this: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3512873&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=4#post409282851 ruddha posted:
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Lame, the closest thing I'm finding is a boring post asking about flavored lubes to facilitate rear end to mouth https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3500580&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post406883640
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Spanish Manlove posted:Alright now I'm curious if that was a real post. i skimmed the shorter threads, but didn't find it so it's probably in this long thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2985751 but i'm too lazy to search for it
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i skimmed the shorter threads, but didn't find it so it's probably in this long thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2985751 but i'm too lazy to search for it [/quote] Last page, same question https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2985751&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=164#post406380437
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Syd Midnight posted:The "mods knew" catchphrase wasn't because the mods literally knew and were covering for him (presumably), it was because all it took to catch him out was googling his name. "Mods knew" came from someone on SASS posting here insisting that they tried to warn the mods through email or PMs months prior, which Lowtax took incredibly seriously for obvious reasons, and asked for literally any proof from the anonymous poster whatsoever, including the name of what mod was "warned" or a copy of the email or any details at all on who they told or when or how. The person did not reply, because it never happened. The mods did not know but this bullshit persists just like they wanted it to, congrats.
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I agree, please do not persist with "this bullshit" of suggesting that "mods knew" is not a literal and factual account of what happened but just a funny meme.
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Also digging through the old kink thread and clicking on probations to find other poo poo reminded me of the two goons in the E/N breakup thread that could only post in E/N on alternating days because they couldn't stop being passive aggressive to each other.
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Was the poo poo-eating thing in an Awful Link of the Day? I remember one that featured poop enthusiasts, although the one horror I distinctly recall from it was someone who froze their turds in order to use them as dildos or something along those lines. edit: Might have been a Weekend Web, now that I think of it. edit2: I might have been remembering this - http://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/ki-sanctuary-ihatebutterflies/6/ CaptainSarcastic has a new favorite as of 04:10 on Apr 11, 2017 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:The greatest typo. It'd be next to impossible to gently caress in one of those little ballot booths, though. Once saw the following exchange elsewhere Person 1: lol imagine thinking you can just vore away fascism Person 1: I MEANT VOTE Person 2: eat the rich
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Was the poo poo-eating thing in an Awful Link of the Day? I remember one that featured poop enthusiasts, although the one horror I distinctly recall from it was someone who froze their turds in order to use them as dildos or something along those lines. there was at least one person on sa who talked about eating poo as their fetish in a serious fashion, but i dont remember who the gently caress it was
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FruitNYogurtParfait posted:there was at least one person on sa who talked about eating poo as their fetish in a serious fashion, but i dont remember who the gently caress it was
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Spanish Manlove posted:Also digging through the old kink thread and clicking on probations to find other poo poo reminded me of the two goons in the E/N breakup thread that could only post in E/N on alternating days because they couldn't stop being passive aggressive to each other. That's awesome. I'm shocked I haven't ended up with some manner of long term punishment because I am a really terrible poster most of the time.
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Nuns with Guns posted:Zeitgeist was also constantly extolling the virtues of communism while working an incredibly cushy job that let him live in some kind of beachfront neighborhood in like Florida or SoCal. Dude was weird He was also a hardcore leftist but then bragged about his black girlfriend and their extreme slave-master roleplay bondage. The final straw was him sharing an open drive or something that people took a screen shot of that had some major reference to child porn or something. The exact ban reason was quote:Ok so there was a bunch of extremely weird offsite drama and ongoing harassment about this guy, and now someone says he downloaded a file called "nudism collection", and someone else insists that that is a code phrase for child pornography. If that sounds extremely tenuous to you you're not alone but I am not going to bat for zeitgueist today. There was a special time when some people went loving insane for amiibos and someone recounted a story about seeing a rare amiibo with a note on it saying "For Kevin's autistic son" and so when it he saw it there a week later he sent his wife/gf in to claim she was Kevin's mother in order to snatch it up asap and justified it with saying that since they didn't pick it up during the pre order window it was fair game. pentyne has a new favorite as of 06:14 on Apr 11, 2017 |
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Scudworth posted:"Mods knew" came from someone on SASS posting here insisting that they tried to warn the mods through email or PMs months prior, which Lowtax took incredibly seriously for obvious reasons, and asked for literally any proof from the anonymous poster whatsoever, including the name of what mod was "warned" or a copy of the email or any details at all on who they told or when or how. The person did not reply, because it never happened. The mods did not know but this bullshit persists just like they wanted it to, congrats.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:You need to read up on the difference between fact and truth. SASS is such a bizarre clusterfuck of batshit insane people and vindictive manchilds that everything coming out of it is toxic. The mod who said "gently caress rehab try LSD" was heralded as their new prophet for coming in and making GBS threads all over the other mods and admins All the Aatrek poo poo is barely above basic helldump level poo poo because no one had ever bothered to google his actual name at any point in time, even the big time Star Trek webpage he was a frequent and high level contributor to because no one cared enough to try and ruin his life until SASS. At its core, this website is and always has been a nest of malcontents being dicks to each other at every chance and only in the last 5-ish years did it escalate to people being so furious they couldn't post extreme hate speech or doxxing real life people that they devoted an enormous amount of time to loving over other people's real lives.
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After the whole Aatrek thing happened, a video game had similar issues with a goon who groomed a young icelandic teenager. The mods took swift action on that one despite it having been revealed in a different game that had mods play it years before it.
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Ah, I remember that. The EVE Online/ArcheAge saga where it all ended with Tokaii going "YOU KNOW IN MY DAY IT WASN'T SO BAD TO gently caress CHILDREN, I WAS A COP IN CHICAGO" and got himself perma'd. Good times.
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The poo poo eater was EBT and the helldump thread featuring posts still works https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2746721 EBT posted:We are branching in to poo poo play, and sometimes it gets places. I am to only call a safeword when I am risking perminate non cosmetic damage, so a little poo poo in my mouth is *not* enough to stop what is going on. Though at some point in the future, who knows me may leave that area or we maybe push the boundry further. And I do not need weight and watch as I was able to figure out how to lose about 100 pounds in 7 months on my own thank you very much. EBT posted:No, I understand that a lot of people find it distasteful, and it does cary a certain risk. I was just correcting the statements he made, I don't just eat poo poo because it is there, but sometimes I do have to consoume it. I don't however like being called a fake post. ;.; EBT posted:I normally know a lot about kink (I am a slave about to be branded and collared), but I have a question about scat and the effects ones diet has on it. As I am trying to lose weight I rarely eat meat, and I have found that this basicly makes the scat tasteless. However a friend of mine maintins that what she has had experiance with it is like sour milk, and I am wondering if anyone happens to know what exactly will effect the flavor (like how fake sugar makes cum bitter and nuts make cum meaty).
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I feel ill but I really want to know what exactly brings about the risk of permanent non cosmetic damage and what said damage would be
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A poo poo eating grin.
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A really long, sympathetic post, and as you read through it you gradually realize I'm describing the sadness of Hitler being forced into suicide https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681373&pagenumber=41&perpage=40#post442212056
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Scudworth posted:The mods did not know but this bullshit persists just like they wanted it to, congrats. Yes I know that, but it didn't become a catchphrase here due to being a widely accepted fact, it caught on because it's a conspiracy theory that sounds plausible if you don't think about it critically, its short and catchy, and it mocks both its proponents and the forum authorities. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Spanish Manlove posted:I did find this: Where has Ruddah gone in these hours of need?
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It feels telling that when re-visiting older threads like that, in hindsight, some of the people who makes fun of, or try and dig up dirt on others being dumb or creepy, turned out to be less than stellar themselves. Imo if SA is still around in the not-so-distant future, and someone want to know about groverhaus and gets linked this thread, it wont just be the stories posted, but the PERMABANNED avs of regulars and their rap sheets of eventually being banned for being creepy morons that make up half the content.
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Syd Midnight posted:Where has Ruddah gone in these hours of need? You know that old saying, 'If you meet the Rhudda on the road, kill them?'
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Third World Reggin posted:After the whole Aatrek thing happened, a video game had similar issues with a goon who groomed a young icelandic teenager. iirc, the problem was that some of the leaders in the ArcheAge guild were warned that one dude was a pedophile before the general goon populous found out. The pedo had hung out with EVE goons before, which is where he was bragging about grooming a 14 yo icelandic girl. The pedo was run out of EVE, but the ArcheAge leaders didn't care when EVE goons warned them because he was just so good at grinding for crafting materials. He was only banned when the rest of the guild found out and one of the leaders who wasn't warned prior woke up and found guild eating itself over it. Keru posted:Ah, I remember that. The EVE Online/ArcheAge saga where it all ended with Tokaii going "YOU KNOW IN MY DAY IT WASN'T SO BAD TO gently caress CHILDREN, I WAS A COP IN CHICAGO" and got himself perma'd. Tokaii posted:First, I am 72 and on so many medications that no woman, man or child could turn me on so I have no monkey in this circus. Nuns with Guns has a new favorite as of 12:42 on Apr 11, 2017 |
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That happened before I became a mod, but modding MMOHMO was bizarre. Right after Kewpuh left it was me and VideoGames modding Games, and MMOHMO doesn't have a dedicated mod. Neither of us had any MMO experience, and there's very little poster overlap between there and Games, and lots of really nutso offsite drama that spills over into the forum. Fortunately (for me, not him), VideoGames stepped up and got more involved so he could mod it.
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The imp zone threads about it were pretty great.
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It is good that people get called out on horrible stuff, like that guy, but sometimes goons come across as little kids, who just don't understand that you don't know who all their friends from daycare are when they refer to the history of some dumb IRC channel dedicated to a goon gaming guild, or whatever.
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Grandmother of Five posted:It is good that people get called out on horrible stuff, like that guy, but sometimes goons come across as little kids, who just don't understand that you don't know who all their friends from daycare are when they refer to the history of some dumb IRC channel dedicated to a goon gaming guild, or whatever. Or like if they don't realize they are all sockpuppets for people you know from tribalwar dot com
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doodlebugs posted:A really long, sympathetic post, and as you read through it you gradually realize I'm describing the sadness of Hitler being forced into suicide You have to start reading like a couple of pages ahead of that quote to really take it all in.
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Solice Kirsk posted:You have to start reading like a couple of pages ahead of that quote to really take it all in. just 1 page is enough
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Solice Kirsk posted:You have to start reading like a couple of pages ahead of that quote to really take it all in. That was one of those times when people rushing to defend trans rights completely disregarded the context of the situation in the sake of their pronoun wars and missed the entire point. Especially since someone made a long winded post about the transperson in question and what a tragedy it was for that individual until it came out that said trans person had videotaped themselves raping their child. I think the most sensible post was "This is not someone who's case should be in the conversation about trans rights in prison" sandwiched in between posters saying "no this is a tragedy and a rallying point" and "glad she's dead she deserved all the bad things" On that subject, does anyone remember the hardcore moto GiP poster who bragged about his time in the Marines, had an OkCupid page full of subtle or overt references to his PTSD ("If I see a large crowd I WILL cross the street you need to respect and understand this") was always bashing gay and trans people, then someone checked the Marine internet with a search for his real name, found nothing, oh and btw that girl he's with in his social media pictures is a transwoman who does porn webcam shows.
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IDR I think. He pretended to be a Sooper Secret Special Forces guy despite never being in the miliary. He also made fun of trans people nonstop and then they found his accounts where he was specifically looking for Transwomen and was also dating one.
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pentyne posted:That was one of those times when people rushing to defend trans rights completely disregarded the context of the situation in the sake of their pronoun wars and missed the entire point. Especially since someone made a long winded post about the transperson in question and what a tragedy it was for that individual until it came out that said trans person had videotaped themselves raping their child. that guy owned edit: yeah it was IDR
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:IDR I think. He pretended to be a Sooper Secret Special Forces guy despite never being in the miliary. He also made fun of trans people nonstop and then they found his accounts where he was specifically looking for Transwomen and was also dating one. Is he Mac from Always Sunny?
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Paladinus posted:Is he Mac from Always Sunny? Basically yeah.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Basically yeah. I'm a couple seasons behind, have they done an episode where Mac finally admits outright that he's gay?
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