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loquacius posted:Is it him specifically or like men in general or like people in general you're not attracted to I have a friend like this. Her husband is very overweight, eats like poo poo, and refuses to go to the gym with her. She tells me how she isn't physically attracted to him at all but loves him more than anything. This was before they were married and he's only gotten bigger since. I don't get how you could be married to someone or be in a relationship without being attracted to the other person. She prefers woman and says she isn't that attracted to men but loves him anyways. Whatever works for her obviously but she constantly tries to convince me to find a girl I'm not attracted to because it worked for her.
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In-law goon: There's wrong with your sister-in-law. Humanity is pretty awful for the most part Rest of everything, yikes
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limp_cheese posted:I have a friend like this. Her husband is very overweight, eats like poo poo, and refuses to go to the gym with her. She tells me how she isn't physically attracted to him at all but loves him more than anything. This was before they were married and he's only gotten bigger since. I don't get how you could be married to someone or be in a relationship without being attracted to the other person. She prefers woman and says she isn't that attracted to men but loves him anyways. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:The US routinely drone strikes civilians to death so Always remember, we're the freedom fighters, they're the terrorists.  Someone probably named Aiden or Braiden posted:My girlfriend of 8 months is convinced I have aspergers and uses that constantly to belittle me and my opinions. No amount of pussy is worth that level of emasculation,  .fake fake fake posted:My fiance and I are getting married next year. I am trying to spend more time with her family since I will become a part of the family so to speak. How the hell does a 40yo guy who bangs a 15yo girl not get shanked to death in prison? Fake.
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loquacius posted:Over the course of the past 9 years, my wife and I changed from partners to friends to roommates to strangers. It seems to me that if you like your stuff so much that you're willing to stay in this kind of non-marriage, then there is something deeply wrong with you. Just give her half of your poo poo and get on with your life. Earn more money later. Problem solved.
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Gynovore posted:Always remember, we're the freedom fighters, they're the terrorists. Lie and say he was actually her pimp. That's just what he got caught for.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I used to work in the 'tubes' dept (tagging and doing content checks for PH and other free sites on the ph network), moved up to where I am now. Much, much better. Is that like finding free website where your content has been uploaded and bringing it down for infringement?
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Gridlocked posted:Is that like finding free website where your content has been uploaded and bringing it down for infringement? We already own the vast majority of paid content, so it showing up on our free sites is eventually taken care of. In terms of the content from other studios, we comply with the DMCA, but I can't get into the details of that, since I don't fully know them. But I was specifically referring to removing a video that involved terrible things, like some dude chopping off his own dick. Can't unsee!
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Apr 11, 2017 10:55
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:We already own the vast majority of paid content, so it showing up on our free sites is eventually taken care of. In terms of the content from other studios, we comply with the DMCA, but I can't get into the details of that, since I don't fully know them. Oh. And I'm sure that wasn't the worst of it considering how deep the rabbit hole surely goes. Did you get work supported counseling and that sort of thing for helping to deal with what I am sure was increasingly disturbing images.
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Gridlocked posted:Oh. And I'm sure that wasn't the worst of it considering how deep the rabbit hole surely goes. I believe it was offered, but at the same time, in 4 days, it'll be ten years since I've joined SA, so I've gotten used to a lot. There was only one image that made me have to take a walk for a bit.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I believe it was offered, but at the same time, in 4 days, it'll be ten years since I've joined SA, so I've gotten used to a lot. There was only one image that made me have to take a walk for a bit. What was it? Consider making a thread in Ask/Tell. Do retired porn stars work in the office?
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VanSandman posted:What was it? Consider making a thread in Ask/Tell. It involved kids. No.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:We already own the vast majority of paid content, so it showing up on our free sites is eventually taken care of. In terms of the content from other studios, we comply with the DMCA, but I can't get into the details of that, since I don't fully know them. Oh god. Sort of related: do these sites have policies about uploading videos that aren't pornographic? I know someone who used to put let's plays on porn sites.
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sout posted:Oh god. Not really. If there's no copyright violation, we don't care. Granted, it's not likely that some lovely Minecraft video will make it to the front page any time. It just stays in the community area. Edit: Front page is what most video uploaders care about. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Apr 11, 2017 |
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Apr 11, 2017 13:18
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:It involved kids. I'm so sorry buddy. I hope your mental anguish was dealt with and you were able to find the guy who uploaded it.
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Gridlocked posted:I'm so sorry buddy. I hope your mental anguish was dealt with and you were able to find the guy who uploaded it. Thanks  I've told this to other goons when they've brought it up, but security reasons, I can't get into our policy and procedures for that kind of thing. Just know that it's taken care of. Man, I really maybe should do that Ask/Tell...
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Man, I really maybe should do that Ask/Tell... If yoi do link it here. Porn is still socially considered to be this shady thing and its always interesting to learn more about it.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Man, I really maybe should do that Ask/Tell... 
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Boof Bonser posted:It seems to me that if you like your stuff so much that you're willing to stay in this kind of non-marriage, then there is something deeply wrong with you. Just give her half of your poo poo and get on with your life. Earn more money later. Problem solved. I really like how the way you quoted it makes it look like loquacius wrote that. I'm sorry about you're failed marriage loquacius I know a woman who's in her late 20s, together with her boyfriend of ten years (yeah, they met when she was like, 19) and absolutely unhappy with each other. Yet they will get married and even plan for a kid not even because they delude themselves that this will make their relationship worthwhile, but because it's the thing to do and they're both too afraid at this point to be single and start over. It's like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. If I ever get that jaded just shoot me.
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Police Automaton posted:I really like how the way you quoted it makes it look like loquacius wrote that. One of my close friends got married and is having a kid for that very reason. I haven't met a single person that has been able to stand her husband (including his own family) and the only time I have ever seen him smile was at his wedding when his brother told a story about how this prick locked him in the basement with the lights off when he was 6. Still, they're married and having a kid because she was terrified of being alone and not having kids by the time she was 35. We're all hoping she divorces him once the kid comes along because that dude should not be a father.
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Police Automaton posted:I really like how the way you quoted it makes it look like loquacius wrote that. There are no emails, it's just a cover. All the confessions are loquacius's, and all are true.
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fruit on the bottom posted:There are no emails, it's just a cover. All the confessions are loquacius's, and all are true. I have like 20 marriages, all failed quote:I'm the person who ultimately made the decision to remove that "doctor" from the United flight. My side of the story will come out soon, and you're all going to feel extremely foolish for rushing to conclusions. if you smoke a weed you deserve to be punched for trying to ride an airplane, yes *nods sagely* The "he was no angel" shtick is apparently exactly what United is trying to argue, though; let's see how that works for a post-middle-age Asian man quote:My boss used to be cool and good, but as he got promotions and more responsibilities and money, he became pretty awful to work for.
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have sex with him and then he'll definitely not be able to fire you
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loquacius posted:
The guy is a piece of poo poo, it goes a little further than just smoking weed. However....this is 100% United's gently caress up, gently caress them.
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Dogbrisket posted:The guy is a piece of poo poo, it goes a little further than just smoking weed. However....this is 100% United's gently caress up, gently caress them. Post a link to the article
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Your one lie about removing that guy is all those accusations against him came out 24 hours + after the incident happened. No way your dumb rear end had any idea who you were kicking out. Fake.
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If you really had something on your boss wouldn't you tell him you're not going to be coming in anymore but keep those paychecks coming?
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The Management posted:If you really had something on your boss wouldn't you tell him you're not going to be coming in anymore but keep those paychecks coming? Can't make it look too obvious. The boss might be fired because an employee isn't coming into work. Better to let that gravy train keep on rolling at a steady pace then trying to speed it up and it goes off the tracks.
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quote:Last night I finally broke down and bought a realdoll. Post the fic I dunno, you're throwing this out there as one of many things to be ashamed of, but if you get feedback on it and hone your craft you could eventually get out of your lovely job with it  or, y'know, just quit your lovely job and use your realdoll money to pay rent while you find a new one, just sayin quote:I participated on the TV show "Iron Chef America" and was ruthlessly bullied by Bobby Flay. I was paid quite a bit of "hush money" to never speak of it. However, with the show returning to the air soon, I want to share this anonymously. Maybe this will stop one kid from looking up to an rear end in a top hat like Bobby Flay. If any impressionable kids who still have a nonzero chance of looking up to Bobby Flay are reading this thread, they should probably stop. Where are your parents???
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loquacius posted:If any impressionable kids who still have a nonzero chance of looking up to Bobby Flay are reading this thread, they should probably stop. Where are your parents??? Wait, what's wrong with Flay? There's no way the Chairman and Alton Brown would ever allow a bad person to embody the values of an Iron Chef.
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Bobby Flay always did seem like the biggest dick out of all the iron chefs so it wouldn't surprise me if true. Also you should have known going in that it's almost certainly always partially rigged in favor of the iron chef. The challenger winning seems pretty rare from what I've seen of the show. At the same time though it kind of seems risky to post about it considering it will be pretty easy to identify who the confessor is once it airs, and Bobby Flay et al will almost certainly remember him if he was paid "hush money", and one would assume part of the agreement for receiving the "hush money" is to, you know, hush about it. also real doll goon you could have just seen a prostitute and have like 10 grand left over instead of buying a weird doll that you'll always worry about people finding out about, and probably have a better time. yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Apr 12, 2017 |
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i don't understand why you'd spend the thousands on a real doll when a hooker is going to be a lot cheaper and is an actual woman
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Hookers are gross. Don't do that. Real doll owner: if you write well enough to write long form fiction then you probably write well enough to pick up a girl online. There's a lonely virgin girl out there for you that's around your age and as nervous about getting physical as you are. You can both work on it together. She does NOT look like your fantasy girl, she will be a real human with plenty of flaws and you need to be prepared for that and realistic in your standards. Find a site where you can talk openly and anonymously about your life and what you want (except for the doll part) and you will make a connection eventually
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Real doll confession: Live your life or whatever buddy, but please don't refer to your real doll as a companion. It's an inanimate object in which to stick your dick. Also, 32 is really not that old so stop acting your life is over. If you don't like the way you're living then start making some changes. You can even keep your real doll as long as you promise not to be so weird about it Flay confession: I don't think I've ever watched a show that prominently featured Bobby Flay (I'm more of a Ramsay man myself) but ever since seeing this commercial I've always assumed he was pretty non-threatening since he gets dunked on like 4 times in 20 seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agftlHBOw6M
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He can be himself with the realdoll, they still aren't programmed to feel disgust.
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The Management posted:Hookers are gross. Don't do that. Not as gross as the real doll and you're not getting a refund after loving either of them and you stop being a virgin after loving one of them
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One of them requires the social skills to actually speak to though.
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Both of them are masturbatory aides and neither one gives the op the companionship he needs. Losing your virginity to a prostitute is probably more depressing than remaining a virgin and loving a doll.RCarr posted:One of them requires the social skills to actually speak to though. Holding a wad of cash and stammering while she ignores you and focuses on your dick is not really the best way to practice socializing.
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The Management posted:more depressing than remaining a virgin and loving a doll. Very little is more depressing than this lol
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