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Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

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there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

A Perdido St. Station tattoo?

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
^^ That's straight out of a loving horror movie, holy poo poo. People lips aren't meant to cut that far back into their cheeks.

Some Ichi the Killer poo poo right there.

Knee has a new favorite as of 22:23 on Apr 8, 2017

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

This is secretly incredible.

there wolf posted:

A Perdido St. Station tattoo?

Sometimes a bitch is a bitch :shrug:

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!



Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhh

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I kind of feel bad posting it, but when I saw this "semi-colon exploding into birds" tattoo on my feed I immediately thought of you guys

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 02:21 on Apr 11, 2017

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Why is the semicolon wrong?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I kind of feel bad posting it, but when I saw this "semi-colon exploding into birds" tattoo on my feed I immediately thought of you guys



I retired early and the lack of purpose led me to depression and dark thoughts, but then I bought a PRS and joined a dad band.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Elsa posted:

I don't recall any good tattoos that have outlines on the forms. Tattoo artists have the same hangups with lines as traditional artists, I guess. They set up outlines like a coloring book. I would ask an artist about their shading skill and only after I verified there were no outlines in their past work. If I heard anything short of enthusiasm for art I'd run.

So it's the patrons I find the most interesting. I imagine some people get bad tattoos not just for the price but because they are on first name basis and like playing the role of a good customer? The ink in my skin is poo poo but man greg is cool as hell

I watched an episode of the tattoo show with Dave Navarro and one of the artists openly admitted their shading and gradients were bad. How strong is tattoo culture that a tattoo artist like that makes it on television? Shading and gradients can be learned. That's almost completely neglect of their craft.

This is one of the most uninformed posts itt and it owns

ZombieJesus
Feb 26, 2005

He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS

I, too, love anal

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Bogan Krkic posted:

This is one of the most uninformed posts itt and it owns

You're smugging a little too hard about this in the lovely tattoo thread and you just sound bootyblasted.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I kind of feel bad posting it, but when I saw this "semi-colon exploding into birds" tattoo on my feed I immediately thought of you guys



Those "birds" are gonna be nice blobs in ~5 years

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Thin Privilege posted:

Those "birds" are gonna be nice blobs in ~5 years

Several of them look like flying squirrels even now. Interesting symbolism, I guess.

ZombieJesus
Feb 26, 2005

He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS
There's at least one shark, and several bats. It's a bit nightmarish tbh

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Elsa posted:

You're smugging a little too hard about this in the lovely tattoo thread and you just sound bootyblasted.

You produce softcore pornographic Disney fanart.

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

Please tell me she wanted her name 'Ana' tattooed, and that is the result

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

Autechresaint posted:

Please tell me she wanted her name 'Ana' tattooed, and that is the result

She wanted her name 'Ana' tattooed, and that is the result

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Maybe she's anorexic?

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
Check out my new tattoo design it says Gary

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

Elsa posted:

Check out my new tattoo design it says Gary



don't post my tattoos thx

Bananaquiter
Aug 20, 2008

Ron's not here.


i'm gary

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
I'm gay

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

dad gary so what

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

dad gary so what

Dad Gary Busey now what

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

TotalLossBrain posted:

Dad Gary Busey now what

Run.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Seen in the wild. Always love these hot chick tattoos.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!



Just Get A Goddamn Forehead Eagle

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
My head is an eagle, your argument is invalid.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 33 hours!

Is this like those butterflies with fake eyes to frighten predators?

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Chitin posted:

My head is an eagle, your argument is invalid.

During moments when he feels he is losing an argument, he deepens his scowl to cow his opponent.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I kind of feel bad posting it, but when I saw this "semi-colon exploding into birds" tattoo on my feed I immediately thought of you guys



They need to squeeze an infinity symbol in there and you'd have all of the basic white girl tattoos in one.

TheCool69
Sep 23, 2011

Why... just why

Solvalou
Aug 31, 2001

Balding eagle

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Sorry for the BuzzFeed link but... uhhh...

https://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/i-wouldnt-do-this-for-a-million-pounds?utm_term=.jx57rNrwzo#.xeJQzXzK8B

quote:

So there’s this new show on MTV where friends, couples, and enemies choose tattoos for each other. The twist is that each person has no idea what tattoo they have until it is revealed in a mirror afterwards.

Tears In A Vial has a new favorite as of 04:30 on Apr 13, 2017

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006



TheCool69 posted:

Why... just why

ThatSlacker
May 25, 2004

I know those are supposed to be feathers but that eagle appears to have the worse overbite...

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Solvalou posted:

Balding eagle

I'm speechless

now that you mention it maybe the dude was just trying to give his hairline some context

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uXs
May 3, 2005

Mark it zero!

That is loving amazing and I want to watch all of it.

Actually scratch that, I just want to see the results because the odds of this being a bad show to actually watch seem quite high.

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