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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Negrostrike posted:

poo poo, I remember all that furcon poo poo back in '15. So amusing.


The guy in the middle's teeth. loving christ.

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/we-asked-juggalos-about-the-last-time-they-cried?utm_source=vicefbca&utm_campaign=Global

when you down with the clown you chew rocks all over town
put some Faygo in her pussy and gently caress her in the brown

Am I doing this right?

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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A part of me always wanted to go to the Gathering of the Juggalos, but I'm too old for that sort of insane people watching now. Also, I'm sure the smell would be one of those things burned into my brain forever.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Documentaries about the Gathering are more than enough in my opinion.

:nws: https://vimeo.com/29589320 :nws:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
AUG Thread: sexual diaper fetish men with no regard for human life.

Bonald Farndhardt
Apr 18, 2005
Ye it up
How strange that this fedora-clad gentleman is streaming in a six-year-old's bedroom, he must have a little brother or something

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Aceofblue posted:

Alright AUG thread, help me out here. I'm looking for a photo series, I think it was on imgur, of this guy showing off his homemade sex doll and talking in the 3rd person. It was super creepy and full of things like "Hans rubs the lotion on her skin, since she can't do it herself." or "Hans has been a bad master and hasn't finished her skin yet." Not sure Hans is the guy's name, but you get the idea. I know I saw it here in the AUG thread a year or two ago, but my google searching has led me to many creepy sex dolls, but not the album I'm looking for. Someone has to know what I'm talking about!

I know it's not the Malodrax "hummaniquin" thing, but I still have to post it anyway.

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=166100451

quote:

I can remember how this all started...it was about 6 years ago; the winter break had just begun, and I was enjoying my free time by watching some porn. After I cleaned up, I saw an ad for a sex doll (it was one of those "real dolls") and I decided to follow the link out of curiosity. Well it took me to this website that was advertising these very realistic looking sex dolls. Each of them sold for about 10K. I thought to myself that if I ever had one of those things, I'd probably use it; I mean the whole point of masturbation is to simulate sex isn't it? Admittedly, masturbating with a realistic, anatomically correct sex doll is probably a lot more fun than ****ing your hand. That being said, there was no way in hell that I'd spend that kind of money on a masturbation enhancer. It was at that moment that a remarkable idea popped into my head; why not make my own sex doll? It probably wouldn't cost me much if I used cheap materials, it would be a way to challenge myself, it would be fun, and it would make my fap sessions a lot better. And thus I began my journey to create the most cost-effective, realistic, anatomically correct sex doll ever. I decided to make it out of old articles of clothing that I never use anymore, masking tape, cardboard, paper rolls, and magazine pictures (for the faces). After a few days of hard work, I had completed my creation. I then started downloading some porn, and I took my newly acquired fuk doll for a test ride.

I'm not going to quote all of it, because it quickly devolves into a Dear Penthouse of the poster being raped in the rear end with bottles of piss. By the sex doll.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

hyperhazard posted:

I know it's not the Malodrax "hummaniquin" thing, but I still have to post it anyway.

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=166100451


I'm not going to quote all of it, because it quickly devolves into a Dear Penthouse of the poster being raped in the rear end with bottles of piss. By the sex doll.



Even in his own narrative, he is sad and pathetic enough to use a piss-bottle.

Aceofblue
Feb 26, 2009



hyperhazard posted:

I know it's not the Malodrax "hummaniquin" thing, but I still have to post it anyway.

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=166100451


I'm not going to quote all of it, because it quickly devolves into a Dear Penthouse of the poster being raped in the rear end with bottles of piss. By the sex doll.



Haha, no that is not it, but that one is a good fascinating and utterly terrible read.

Great Metal Jesus
Jun 11, 2007

Got no use for psychiatry
I can talk to the voices
in my head for free
Mood swings like an axe
Into those around me
My tongue is a double agent
New Silent Hill lookin' good

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Aceofblue posted:

Alright AUG thread, help me out here. I'm looking for a photo series, I think it was on imgur, of this guy showing off his homemade sex doll and talking in the 3rd person. It was super creepy and full of things like "Hans rubs the lotion on her skin, since she can't do it herself." or "Hans has been a bad master and hasn't finished her skin yet." Not sure Hans is the guy's name, but you get the idea. I know I saw it here in the AUG thread a year or two ago, but my google searching has led me to many creepy sex dolls, but not the album I'm looking for. Someone has to know what I'm talking about!

I believe you're looking for :nms:this.:nms:

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla

Aceofblue posted:

Alright AUG thread, help me out here. I'm looking for a photo series, I think it was on imgur, of this guy showing off his homemade sex doll and talking in the 3rd person. It was super creepy and full of things like "Hans rubs the lotion on her skin, since she can't do it herself." or "Hans has been a bad master and hasn't finished her skin yet." Not sure Hans is the guy's name, but you get the idea. I know I saw it here in the AUG thread a year or two ago, but my google searching has led me to many creepy sex dolls, but not the album I'm looking for. Someone has to know what I'm talking about!
Hans will do anything for Eve
https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/4gtm3f/han_loves_eve_thats_not_a_skin_condition_nsfw/ :nws:

e:f;b

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Yesss that's it! I tried googling "Hans doll" but that only brought up frozen merchandise :v:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Jesus I think it's even more creepy than I remembered. Also I hope the pictures were taken with a timer and there wasn't some poor third second soul that needed to photograph this.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.


The fellowship has fallen on hard times. (I'm just going to go back to scrubbing my brain from that reddit link, I was finally able to forget it from the last time, too)

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dang, two more and they could have been the so-called "Foot Clan".

Mock the Cross
Sep 4, 2009

Teddybear posted:

That crazy furry con I mentioned earlier today abruptly shut down.

https://twitter.com/RMFC_Denver/status/851594433468526593

This is AMAZING

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
A little excessive X3

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Dang, two more and they could have been the so-called "Foot Clan".

Don't be daft.

They would've been The Lollipop Guild.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
Furries not enough for you?
http://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/woman-who-had-sex-with-three-dogs-claimed-she-didn-t-know-it-was-wrong/story-30262649-detail/story.html

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Dang, two more and they could have been the so-called "Foot Clan".

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Don't be daft.

They would've been The Lollipop Guild.

Um, actually

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

That must have been ruff

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

ShootaBoy posted:

I believe you're looking for :nms:this.:nms:

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Teddybear posted:

That crazy furry con I mentioned earlier today abruptly shut down.

https://twitter.com/RMFC_Denver/status/851594433468526593

Just gonna note that them fuckers are reserving the right not to refund anyone anything.

"We're going to use the money you guys paid us in advance for unnamed costs and taxes that we might owe, and we might not be able to spend it all, so if we don't, we'll refund a few of our closest friends that we want to keep on our side, but most of you guys aren't getting your money back."

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

ShootaBoy posted:

I believe you're looking for :nms:this.:nms:

jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006


oh poo poo

:perfect:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I guess she doesn't feel fantastic, hey hey hey.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Why am I always horrified and saddened by this picture, even when 'shopped? :smithicide: Poor girl.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

*notices your prior child molestation conviction* 0w0 wats this

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

:eyepop: drat

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
That's actually better than the original, because of the expression on the girl's face in the original. Sad smiley here.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

What's the story of the original? Must've misses that.

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Oct 30, 2009

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She was about to be murdered

E: kirsk has more info. Almost too much detailed info. Hmm

oldpainless has a new favorite as of 13:52 on Apr 11, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

What's the story of the original? Must've misses that.

It's a photo of a teenaged girl in an abandoned IL barn taken by a serial killer after he forced her to cut her hair and put on that dress right before he raped and murdered her. Enjoy your dreams!

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's a photo of a teenaged girl in an abandoned IL barn taken by a serial killer after he forced her to cut her hair and put on that dress right before he raped and murdered her. Enjoy your dreams!

But who is the face? The face is someone different right?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's a photo of a teenaged girl in an abandoned IL barn taken by a serial killer after he forced her to cut her hair and put on that dress right before he raped and murdered her. Enjoy your dreams!

Jesus christ :stare: and :smith:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

WrenP-Complete posted:

But who is the face? The face is someone different right?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Jesus christ :stare: and :smith:

If you want to know more, the killer was Robert Ben Rhoades.



He's currently 71 and serving life without parole. He's estimated to have killed anywhere from 3 to 50+ people. He was caught when an Arizona Highway Patrolman walked by his vehicle on the side of the interstate and found a bound and gagged girl in the cab.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I like how the wiki page describes that, after the cop finds the bound and screaming woman in this cab, Rhoades "failed to talk his way out of it and was arrested."

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Garrand posted:

I like how the wiki page describes that, after the cop finds the bound and screaming woman in this cab, Rhoades "failed to talk his way out of it and was arrested."

Well, seeing as that happens sometimes it's worth noting. Dahmer convinced two cops that the crying underaged naked boy that was begging them for help was actually his boyfriend and they let him take him back "home."

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Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

"Am I being detained? She is, but am I?"

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