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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

yo

for real

Sean Spicer is actually saying German Jews were not German

this is something he carefully formulated and posted on Facebook and not yet another misspoken gaffe

Sean Spicer, and by extension the American government, are saying that the Jews murdered in the Holocaust were not German

And the communists poles socialists trade unionists handicapped gays trans Roma Russians etc

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Dalaram posted:

doxxin myself here



btw here's the article that she (ashley parker) cowrote about spicey's performance today

Spicer: Hitler ‘didn’t even sink to using chemical weapons,’ although he sent Jews to ‘the Holocaust center’

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Just shocking how easily the White House adopts the nazi weltanshauung

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

GobiasIndustries posted:

I got back from lunch just in time for the Hitler comments, got home from grocery shopping just in time for the 'destabilizing the region' comments. Folks, I think I'm gonna have to make a 7/11 run later tonight just to see what happens.

better make it a 9/11 run

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

im beginning to think the white house and executive branch is full of incompetent toadies

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


jBrereton posted:

[EXT. THE WHITE HOUSE GARDEN]

Sean Spicer's phone buzzes for the two hundredth time in the day. But this time it's different. The sender: J KUSH. He can do nothing but look in horror

"o- oh gently caress!"

as he drops his phone and runs inside to puke, the last words he will read with his White House ID still valid are just visible through the dewy evening grass:

"Nice mletdown lol"

:lol:

pls post rest of script

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

LGD posted:

yeah sorry, that was an oversimplification- they can definitely hit the entirety of the city with their longest range guns and MLRS systems, but those are much more limited in number and have had fairly high failure rates (like 25%) in the limited engagements that have taken place in recent history

like they'd be able to gently caress Seoul up for sure, just not nearly to the same extent that they can hit things further north- i.e. baring nuclear weapons it's not getting reduced to a wasteland or anything

seoul is super densely populated so they dont really need accuracy to get a super massive body count that would make most anyone recoil in horror

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

Let's look at trumps comments on NATO

True, so Rex phrased his question inappropriately. Instead of asking, why should U.S. taxpayers care, because they most certainly do care, he should have said, "you think Trump gives a poo poo, get outta here".

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
so I just heard about the spice man

the secret spice

is Zyklon :discourse:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Nk isn't nuking anyone

This is stupid and a result of the United States inability to conduct diplomacy

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
so does that mean that gays are a separate nationality from germans

wheres my gay ethnostate

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

euphronius posted:

Nk isn't nuking anyone

This is stupid and a result of the United States inability to conduct diplomacy

state department cant function so wha... oh.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Donkwich posted:

so does that mean that gays are a separate nationality from germans

wheres my gay ethnostate

currently at war with chechnya

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Donkwich posted:

so does that mean that gays are a separate nationality from germans

wheres my gay ethnostate

the Gay Oblast

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

prefect posted:

Around the drain in 80 days.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
Sean Spicer is real fuckin dumb

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

Donkwich posted:

so does that mean that gays are a separate nationality from germans

wheres my gay ethnostate

umm it's called ur dad's house

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Agrajag posted:

seoul is super densely populated so they dont really need accuracy to get a super massive body count that would make most anyone recoil in horror

they could get a super massive body count by just hitting the northern suburbs, I don't think anybody should be underestimating the insane cost in human lives of a conventional war on the Korean peninsula, it's just that saying Seoul would get annihilated is inaccurate

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

CAN I DRIVE YOUR DADDYS LMBO

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
My god.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

euphronius posted:

Nk isn't nuking anyone

This is stupid and a result of the United States inability to conduct diplomacy

why not? I mean assuming they were being invaded or something

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

LGD posted:

they could get a super massive body count by just hitting the northern suburbs, I don't think anybody should be underestimating the insane cost in human lives of a conventional war on the Korean peninsula, it's just that saying Seoul would get annihilated is inaccurate
Hopefully we'll never find out rather than having people :goonsay: about 25% of the rockets pointed that way maybe not working

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I am not owned!

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

LGD posted:

they could get a super massive body count by just hitting the northern suburbs, I don't think anybody should be underestimating the insane cost in human lives of a conventional war on the Korean peninsula, it's just that saying Seoul would get annihilated is inaccurate

Yeah the actual buildings might be fine but North Korea has a pretty good stockpile of chemical weapons, and I imagine that they'd be happy to use them.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

This might not be the real Spicer's account

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Is this 100% real or not?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Solarin posted:

why not? I mean assuming they were being invaded or something

Well yeah

I meant if you left them alone .

If trump moves he will have to decapitate the entire nk gov at once or sk is toast.

Good luck

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
can we pls goldmine this thread on day 100 as a memorial to trump's first 100 days tia.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


is this real

e: OK it's not but lol the fact that I had to actually check

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Wait so apparently the "that doctor was no angel" story was bullshit and they got the wrong Dao?

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

do you think a lawyer would pick up this case for free in return for back end proceeds from the potential settlement? he may not be able to afford representation

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Is this 100% real or not?
https://www.facebook.com/PressSec/

it's real

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Chokes McGee posted:

so I just heard about the spice man

the secret spice

is Zyklon :discourse:

Actually you want Zyklon B, regular Zyklon is scented

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




this alabama thing marks the first time anyone has felt intimidated by a bunch of presbyterians

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

do you think a lawyer would pick up this case for free in return for back end proceeds from the potential settlement? he may not be able to afford representation

Lawyers do that all the time

It's called a contingency fee

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





dont doxx my mega zord attacks

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I'm a slice of bacon

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

euphronius posted:

Well yeah

I meant if you left them alone .

If trump moves he will have to decapitate the entire nk gov at once or sk is toast.

Good luck

trump does not have the strategic shrewdness required for that

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turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


Oh my god I thought it was a twitter post holy poo poo he's saying that Jews aren't German hahaha oh my god

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