Political Cartoons 2017: Gotta go fasc

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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

21 Muns posted:

I will concede that I hosed up, but I still maintain that we shouldn't let Varvel and company get away with pretending to care about what happens to these people when they openly don't give a poo poo about any other religious persecutions including the persecution of Muslims by the United States.

What are we supposed to do, break his hands?

e:

NoEyedSquareGuy fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Apr 11, 2017

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sheep-dodger: Feb 21, 2013

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

What are we supposed to do, break his hands?

If that's an option, may I suggest Tinsley, Ramirez or Garrison first?

# ? Apr 11, 2017 23:30

21 Muns: Dec 10, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

sheep-dodger posted:

If that's an option, may I suggest Tinsley, Ramirez or Garrison first?

I vote Garrison.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 23:32

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

21 Muns posted:

I vote Garrison.

Yeah, with Tinsley and Ramirez no-one could ever tell the difference.

# ? Apr 11, 2017 23:57

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

Alhazred posted:

Nobody who posts in this thread enjoys political cartoons.

That's not true, I used to regularly read the political cartoons in the local newspaper growing up. I was a sad, fat little kid

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loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

It is definitely true that the right wing only started caring about ISIS once they heard that some (small minority) of the people they kill are Christian, and continue to only care about them for that reason to this day, because there is nothing in the world the American religious right wants more than to feel persecuted

but yeah +1 on the whole "there are in fact Christians in the Middle East" thing because wow and also lol

# ? Apr 12, 2017 00:14

Easy Salmon Recipe: Jan 10, 2017

duz posted:

That's not true, I used to regularly read the political cartoons in the local newspaper growing up. I was a sad, fat little kid

Me too. I read Doonesbury and everything.

Easy Salmon Recipe fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Apr 12, 2017

# ? Apr 12, 2017 00:16

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Title: The Ingreedients

An extremely Fish Fish.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 00:22

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Title: The Ingreedients

An extremely Fish Fish.

"Okay, chemical warfare. But consider: fast food???"

I dunno if this is exactly a perfect context for arguing this point Mr Fish

also the title could be a korner kelly

# ? Apr 12, 2017 00:26

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

the_steve posted:

Hadn't seen this posted yet.

I thought this was a pretty mediocre Kelly till I read the labels, now it's one of the best.

"SOME IDIOT" :xd:

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Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ? Apr 12, 2017 00:40

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

When even Mike Lester doesn't approve of your beating people :popeye:

# ? Apr 12, 2017 00:54

Easy Salmon Recipe: Jan 10, 2017

Shugojin posted:

When even Mike Lester doesn't approve of your beating people

He's just mad because he clearly misunderstood the story and thought it was a stewardess beating a man. Clearly a violation of the natural order of things in Mike Lester's world.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 00:56

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Maybe if the victim had been the one calling for the police instead.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 01:00

Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

You gotta give me the belly stains!

# ? Apr 12, 2017 01:01

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Jerusalem posted:

I thought this was a pretty mediocre Kelly till I read the labels, now it's one of the best.

"SOME IDIOT"

I actually really want to show this to a friend who does cosplay, but don't know how to frame it so she doesn't think its real.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 01:09

Mister Olympus: Oct 31, 2011; Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

Fulchrum posted:

I actually really want to show this to a friend who does cosplay, but don't know how to frame it so she doesn't think its real.

There's always someone out there who's never heard of The Onion, isn't there.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 01:14

AVeryLargeRadish: Aug 19, 2011; I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

Fulchrum posted:

I actually really want to show this to a friend who does cosplay, but don't know how to frame it so she doesn't think its real.

It's more funny if she does think it's real.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 01:17

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

Fulchrum posted:

I actually really want to show this to a friend who does cosplay, but don't know how to frame it so she doesn't think its real.

Easy.

Write "Satirical Comic" on it in big letters.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 01:44

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

1
This was posted after the bombings, so have fun.

2
Galatianman has been mostly boring copy-paste comics with :words:

but in the Arc Neverending (remember this began in 2011) I guess our main character is dead now. He was hit by a rocket launcher so :rip:

# ? Apr 12, 2017 02:04

FronzelNeekburm: Jun 1, 2001; STOP, MORTTIME

Pants Donkey posted:

Galatianman has been mostly boring copy-paste comics with but in the Arc Neverending (remember this began in 2011) I guess our main character is dead now. He was hit by a rocket launcher so

There's still hope! His eyes aren't X's, so maybe only the greedy heathen Native American bounty hunter died.

(I'm not kidding; that's the entirety of his character to date.)

# ? Apr 12, 2017 02:19

Vib Rib: Jul 23, 2007; God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss
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Pants Donkey posted:

1
This was posted after the bombings, so have fun

Literally arguing against the statue of liberty.
I guess this is what happens when it gets overused.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 02:22

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

Vib Rib posted:

Literally arguing against the statue of liberty.
I guess this is what happens when it gets overused.

So this is why you never see Liberty happy in a cartoon.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 02:30

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

loquacius posted:

It is definitely true that the right wing only started caring about ISIS once they heard that some (small minority) of the people they kill are Christian, and continue to only care about them for that reason to this day, because there is nothing in the world the American religious right wants more than to feel persecuted

but yeah +1 on the whole "there are in fact Christians in the Middle East" thing because wow and also lol

Let's not forget the usual suspects always give these folks white or pink skin tones (very occasionally slightly tan).

Do they all have the same problem with color settings as Rall? :iiam:

# ? Apr 12, 2017 03:07

Fates End: Oct 17, 2009

Sandpuppy posted:

3

# ? Apr 12, 2017 03:07

Twelve by Pies: May 4, 2012; Again a very likpatous story

Pants Donkey posted:

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Tell me what the Bible says about immigrants and foreigners you pathetic excuse for a Christian.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 03:41

Skippy Granola: Sep 3, 2011; It's not what it looks like.

duz posted:

That's not true, I used to regularly read the political cartoons in the local newspaper growing up. I was a sad, fat little kid

I never understand the drat things.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 04:42

the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

Pants Donkey posted:

So this is why you never see Liberty happy in a cartoon.

I swear there was at least one Kelley where Liberty was happy.

Might've been the one where he was buying an Asian porno mag to prove that diversity exists.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:03

SwitchbladeKult: Apr 4, 2012; "The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

the_steve posted:

I swear there was at least one Kelley where Liberty was happy.

Might've been the one where he was buying an Asian porno mag to prove that diversity exists.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:07

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

NODAPL: Corporations Attempt to Dehumanize Our Cause

# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:37

smug n stuff: Jul 21, 2016; A Hobbit's Adventure

the_steve posted:

Hadn't seen this posted yet.

There's a thread on /co/ about this cartoon with a several anons unironically agreeing with Kelly's message.

quote:

How is this not undeniable truth?
Cosplaying has pretty much been taken over by women who dress slutty and charge you to take pictures of them.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:08

FronzelNeekburm: Jun 1, 2001; STOP, MORTTIME

Skippy Granola posted:

I never understand the drat things.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:22

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:26

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Jay Rust posted:

NODAPL: Corporations Attempt to Dehumanize Our Cause

The reactions to the pepsi ad is hilarious.

Welcome to capitalism people: it's always been like this. Look at the loving Che Guevara t-shirts.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:28

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

1

I was following him through panel 3 and then what?

# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:30

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

3

I hate that at no point in the process of making GBS threads out this cartoon did Ramirez think about how he supports literally every facet of our society that led to that incident.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:36

davebo: Nov 15, 2006; Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito; College Slice

Samurai Sanders posted:

I was following him through panel 3 and then what?

All so-called "Experts" are just hacks who think they know more than an average fellow with his conservative common sense. If we simply call them on their bullshit they'll quickly realize how useless they are and people with no skills or education can start making the real money like they deserve.

# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:43

420 Gank Mid: Dec 26, 2008; WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Samurai Sanders posted:

I was following him through panel 3 and then what?

Old man confuses talking heads on TV for "experts" and then proceeds to dismiss anyone who claims to know what they are talking about unless they agree with him

# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:43

A HUNGRY MOUTH: Nov 3, 2006; date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss; Nap Ghost

Samurai Sanders posted:

I was following him through panel 3 and then what?

Experts are wrong and dumb, analyzing root causes is pointless, fire anyone with an advanced degree, vodka costs too much money—you know, the standard Tinsley reel

e: ahaha, politoons nite crew I guess

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Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

Thanks everyone...suddenly answering within a minute of each other all at once.

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