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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Nichael posted:

did donny eat the literally styrofoam obama ripoff cake from the inauguration???


Given his usual diet it's not like he'd notice anything was off.

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i love to eat cake and drop missiles

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




I don't know poo poo about chocolate cake, but I know Trump stiffed the baker

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
how partisan would you have to be to deny that looks like a pretty good slice

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMMHUzm22oE

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

That DICK! posted:

i love to eat cake and drop missiles

are...are you out of cake? :ohdear:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mister magpie posted:

getting stuck in an elevator with ben loving carson must be a surreal experience

just don't turn the conversation to egyptology

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

i prefer oreo cakes

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



crazy cloud posted:

extremely bojack horseman voice ]: do you just mean she's literally not Tim Curry



Iron Crowned posted:

Well, yes, because Tim Curry is a different actor

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
also that cake looks like dark chocolate and dark chocolate is gross

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Agrajag posted:

i prefer oreo cakes

Mods??

Agrajag posted:

also that cake looks like dark chocolate and dark chocolate is gross

MODS????

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

jBrereton posted:

he is namedropping like he's in a business meeting with people he's trying to impress lol

"So the other day I was at this really fantastic dinner I was hosting, the most incredible afternoon tea, with Xi Jingping. The president of China. He was right there when I fired off the Tomahawks and he still couldn't drag his eyes off this amazing Trump Gâteau! What a guy, right?!"

trump insecure so what

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mister magpie posted:

getting stuck in an elevator with ben loving carson must be a surreal experience

just don't turn the conversation to egyptology

why mister magpie

that would be the very first thing i would bring up

"Ben, those grain silos tho fam :allears:"

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

lol that he would have at least a 5% chance of doing a cmoplete 180 and becoming an engaged humanitarian because he's too loving dumb to use his brain and understand words, but seeing a refugee camp in person would gently caress him up emotionally. bring ivanka so she can talk him into considering the pain of others to actually be a real thing worth considering

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




That DICK! posted:

i love to eat cake and drop missiles

*puts yr résumé into the trash* second worst skills section ive ever seen

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

How does an Alzheimeric, morbidly obese septagenarian get to eat a cake like that and not die

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Bert Roberge posted:

That looks worse than the frozen prepackaged cake slices you'd get at an Applebee's.

nah, it looks p deece

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Joementum posted:

conservatives getting stuck in elevators is my favorite meme

how does this keep happening

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rBr_WLQsFc

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



gently caress too much frosting

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

this is extremely my poo poo

What about a submarine carrier

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Der Meister posted:

How does an Alzheimeric, morbidly obese septagenarian get to eat a cake like that and not die

An expert medical team?


Wait.... gently caress... that's not it.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Agrajag posted:

also that cake looks like dark chocolate and dark chocolate is gross

I get probated for inconvenient truths about dogs and anime, and this guy gets away with pure lies, I will not stand for this atrocity!

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

crazy cloud posted:

lol that he would have at least a 5% chance of doing a cmoplete 180 and becoming an engaged humanitarian because he's too loving dumb to use his brain and understand words, but seeing a refugee camp in person would gently caress him up emotionally. bring ivanka so she can talk him into considering the pain of others to actually be a real thing worth considering

yeah, ivanka will get him to bomb the gently caress out of some more random desert, concrete, and possibly people.

ivanka is not some angel voice of reason you fuckos

Serf
May 5, 2011


crazy cloud posted:

lol that he would have at least a 5% chance of doing a cmoplete 180 and becoming an engaged humanitarian because he's too loving dumb to use his brain and understand words, but seeing a refugee camp in person would gently caress him up emotionally. bring ivanka so she can talk him into considering the pain of others to actually be a real thing worth considering

as a rich person, ivanka is also incapable of feeling anything for the poor

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Joementum posted:

there is a Bass Pro Shop inside a pyramid with a giant elevator



Sheikah Slate authenticated

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Lastgirl posted:

why mister magpie

that would be the very first thing i would bring up

"Ben, those grain silos tho fam :allears:"

i just have a vision of grandpa simpson going on a hour long tirade about grain silos

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Iron Crowned posted:

I get probated for inconvenient truths about dogs and anime, and this guy gets away with pure lies, I will not stand for this atrocity!

you can gently caress right off with your lovely dark cacao crap. this here is milk chocolate country.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Brain Curry posted:

I don't know poo poo about chocolate cake, but I know Trump stiffed the baker

I don't think Trump can stiff anything anymore

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Joementum posted:

An expert medical team?


Wait.... gently caress... that's not it.

Or at least have raging diabetes?

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

crazy cloud posted:

lol that he would have at least a 5% chance of doing a cmoplete 180 and becoming an engaged humanitarian because he's too loving dumb to use his brain and understand words, but seeing a refugee camp in person would gently caress him up emotionally. bring ivanka so she can talk him into considering the pain of others to actually be a real thing worth considering

After Reagan watched The Day After, he became more engaged in nuclear non-proliferation and disarmament.

After Trump watched a report on Khan Sheikhoun, he bombed Syria.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



bass pro shops has a fun laser shooting gallery thing. idk i had fun

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

An expert medical team?


Wait.... gently caress... that's not it.

He keeps Ben Carson right in his cabinet so he's always handy. Unless he like, gets stuck in an elevator or some ridiculous scenario like that

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

why mister magpie

that would be the very first thing i would bring up

"Ben, those grain silos tho fam :allears:"

[ben whips out a pharaoh crown out of nowhere and slowly lowers it onto his own head]

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Agrajag posted:

you can gently caress right off with your lovely dark cacao crap. this here is milk chocolate country.

You know, Hershey's is made with spoiled milk, that's why it tastes like vomit.

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006





Isn't it announced Trump is in Florida this weekend? What day do they do the Easter egg hunt on?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Iron Crowned posted:

You know, Hershey's is made with spoiled milk, that's why it tastes like vomit.

no it tastes like god's milk chocolate, the only proper chocolate.

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I just want to see Donald go to Iraq.

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