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Stan Taylor
Oct 13, 2013

Touched Fuzzy, Got Dizzy

ultrabindu posted:

former Alabama Governor Robert Bentley gave his work iPad to his wife

https://twitter.com/emmaroller/status/851504875544469505

Hell yes I love that lame rear end flirting. If you're​ going to be a garbage rear end cheat you should be better at this. At least be into kinky poo poo. :cmon:

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Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Bless our hearts.....and other parts.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

ultrabindu posted:

former Alabama Governor Robert Bentley gave his work iPad to his wife

https://twitter.com/emmaroller/status/851504875544469505

Basebf555 posted:

Bless our hearts.....and other parts.

Hahaha holy poo poo I'm dying here

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

ultrabindu posted:

former Alabama Governor Robert Bentley gave his work iPad to his wife

https://twitter.com/emmaroller/status/851504875544469505

Okay if I understand this test right I'm supposed to pick which one I think is a human and which one I think is a bot?

schreibs
Oct 11, 2009

Basebf555 posted:

Bless our hearts.....and other parts.

:perfect:

Im getting married soon and want to get this into my wedding vows

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Peak South

e: Bless these titties

canis minor
May 4, 2011

This might be an opposite of schadenfreude, but eh

http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/12/media/melania-trump-daily-mail-settlement/

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


The Daily Mail is one of those lovely tabloids, so it's dandy.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Rolling Stone also just settled with the campus administrator they defamed in their seriously egregiously bullshit Walter-Duranty-levels-of-shoddy-journalism campus rape story:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/11/business/media/rolling-stone-university-virginia-rape-story-settlement.html

For background on just show lovely this journalism was: Rolling Stone asked the Columbia Journalism Review to review their reporting to detail what they did wrong. The report is...impressive:

http://www.cjr.org/investigation/rolling_stone_investigation.php

quote:

Rolling Stone’s repudiation of the main narrative in “A Rape on Campus” is a story of journalistic failure that was avoidable. The failure encompassed reporting, editing, editorial supervision and fact-checking. The magazine set aside or rationalized as unnecessary essential practices of reporting that, if pursued, would likely have led the magazine’s editors to reconsider publishing Jackie’s narrative so prominently, if at all.

Phanatic has a new favorite as of 20:00 on Apr 12, 2017

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



Its not because the figure was 2.9 mil and not 2.9 billion.


gently caress the Daily Mail.

Bogatyr
Jul 20, 2009
NYPost still has the story up confusing the Dr Daos
http://nypost.com/2017/04/11/doctor-dragged-off-flight-convicted-of-trading-drugs-for-sex/

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Stan Taylor posted:

Hell yes I love that lame rear end flirting. If you're​ going to be a garbage rear end cheat you should be better at this. At least be into kinky poo poo. :cmon:

Christian sex is way more boring than I thought it would be

Bless their hearts... and other parts

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

ElGroucho posted:

Christian sex is way more boring than I thought it would be

Bless their hearts... and other parts

A repressed Christian can go from zero to clown orgy in a matter of days. Don't let your guard down.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Genocide Tendency posted:

Its not because the figure was 2.9 mil and not 2.9 billion.


gently caress the Daily Mail.

Generally speaking yeah gently caress them.

But the first lady is a hooker and we all need to come to terms with that.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
No, I'm sure she married that obese, spray-tanned, dimentia-riddled rear end in a top hat for love

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Clitch posted:

clown orgy

Good forum handle.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

is there a reputable source that indicates that he's been confused with another Dr. David Dao?

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

BraveUlysses posted:

is there a reputable source that indicates that he's been confused with another Dr. David Dao?
the previous page

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!

BraveUlysses posted:

is there a reputable source that indicates that he's been confused with another Dr. David Dao?

This is the journalist that is looking into it :
http://claireconnelly.com.au/hello-humans/united-will-rough-you-up-before-it-pays-for-its-mistakes/

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

whiteyfats posted:

Good forum handle.

Well, zero-to-clown-orgy IS the accepted measurement for sexual debasement acceleration.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



captainOrbital posted:

Well, zero-to-clown-orgy IS the accepted measurement for sexual debasement acceleration.

Thanks for jogging my memory

http://www.songfight.org/songpage.php?key=zero_to_phantom

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

quote:

Burnt-off thumb led to pizza parlour arson discovery, court hears

A guy who owned a pizza parlour decided to collect on his insurance so he convinced a buddy to set the shop on fire but the would-be arsonist did such a shoddy job that he also set himself on fire and burnt his hand so badly that his thumb fell off, which the police found and used to ID him. There'd also been a whole bunch of people asleep in the flats above the shop at the time who could have died in the fire but they all got out alive. The owner just got sent to jail for a long time.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/burntoff-thumb-led-to-pizza-parlour-arson-discovery-court-hears-20170412-gvjsup.html

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
http://i.imgur.com/5SXSqIN.gifv
https://zippy.gfycat.com/HilariousEnlightenedDrongo.webm
http://i.imgur.com/TY4EUS2.gifv

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

https://twitter.com/ReneMiamiHerald/status/852136723752648704

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


Piiiisssss.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

gently caress I'm jaded, but at least he used his turn signal.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Rough Lobster posted:

An old favorite. If you knew you were a Library Masturbator, and a News Man approached you to talk about the library, wouldn't you make every excuse possible to NOT talk to him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GniNLLNBRM4


I love that special, "THANK you. I appreciate that".

One of the best Daily Show clips ever
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/nc7h23/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-rubbing-out-crime

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Holy poo poo this website is still up, still running battles, and looks the same as it did 15 years ago.

schadenfreude: I used to listen to these unironically, over speakers, in the presence of other people.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



Oh man I love this clip.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Holy poo poo this website is still up, still running battles, and looks the same as it did 15 years ago.

schadenfreude: I used to listen to these unironically, over speakers, in the presence of other people.

KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE is still in my regular rotation.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

As a Clevelander I'd like to apologize for Carl Monday.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't those scents made from urine?

Please don't correct me because I want to believe a stupid vaper was filling his lungs with deer piss.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Random Stranger posted:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't those scents made from urine?

Please don't correct me because I want to believe a stupid vaper was filling his lungs with deer piss.

:thejoke:

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Random Stranger posted:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't those scents made from urine?

Please don't correct me because I want to believe a stupid vaper was filling his lungs with deer piss.
Now his boyfriend's dick is gonna attract loving deer lol

Stan Taylor
Oct 13, 2013

Touched Fuzzy, Got Dizzy

SLOSifl posted:

Now his boyfriend's dick is gonna attract loving deer lol

This isn't an empty quote.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

ravenkult posted:

Bless these titties

Okay, I'm not a priest or whatever but I will give it a shot.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Data Graham posted:

KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE is still in my regular rotation.

Not BRUSH YOUR TEETH? Tsk. KOMPRESSOR is indeed good though.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Manuel Calavera posted:

Not BRUSH YOUR TEETH? Tsk. KOMPRESSOR is indeed good though.

RAPPERS WE CRUSH

FINGERS TO DUST

KOMPRESSOR something VOCALS AND SPIT OUT MUSH

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