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Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
I randomly rediscovered this thread today:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3498320

Never forget





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Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Pulled pork/chicken sandwich with pepper jack cheese? Would without a second thought.

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
The last one probably tastes pretty good. It's just unfortunate that its a white bowl (pot?) and spices stain stuff easily. 10 seconds with a disposable kitchen towel, some garnish and that would look fine.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

el dingo posted:

The last one probably tastes pretty good. It's just unfortunate that its a white bowl (pot?) and spices stain stuff easily. 10 seconds with a disposable kitchen towel, some garnish and that would look fine.

It's a coffee mug

e: that he microwaved

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

EorayMel posted:

I would like nutrients for my body at the time of the daily solstice.



This is the slot for pepper NOTHING ELSE MUST GO IN THE PEPPER SLOT

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions

Jmcrofts posted:

It's a coffee mug

e: that he microwaved

Haha holy poo poo.

Makes me look at the second one closer. Please tell me that sandwich... thing is not sharing the plate with cigarette ash

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

el dingo posted:

Haha holy poo poo.

Makes me look at the second one closer. Please tell me that sandwich... thing is not sharing the plate with cigarette ash

Nah its just crumbs from when he cut the sandwich in half. You've spent too much time in this thread and you're jumping at shadows.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Basebf555 posted:

Pulled pork/chicken sandwich with pepper jack cheese? Would without a second thought.

Man, the chickencheese thread is great. A classic of GWS.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

mostly because of the guy who went full bore and shredded his cheese using a drill press

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Man, the chickencheese thread is great. A classic of GWS.

Link?

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

First post on the page

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3498320

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Top of the page. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3498320

e;f,b (refresh before posting).

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Oops. :downs:

Thanks, guys.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

just fyi: about page 9 or so it starts moving between forums, page 29 it moves to TFR where shotgun shells and a lathe get involved.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Elizabethan Error posted:

just fyi: about page 9 or so it starts moving between forums, page 29 it moves to TFR where shotgun shells and a lathe get involved.

ok evidently I need to read beyond the first 1-2 pages.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I think there's even a video recipe at some point.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Man, the chickencheese thread is great. A classic of GWS.

We were forum ambassadors. Bridging the hatred between subforums with chickencheese. It went to PI at one point too I think.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?




This is a fake cheese stuffed ddeokbokki burger. If the thread insists, I am willing to get one.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Man, the chickencheese thread is great. A classic of GWS.

For real, it's my favorite thread on the forums. The way it takes on the flavor of whatever forum it was dragged into is amazing. :allears:

Grand Fromage posted:



This is a fake cheese stuffed ddeokbokki burger. If the thread insists, I am willing to get one.

loving would. Do it so I can live vicariously through you.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Grand Fromage posted:



This is a fake cheese stuffed ddeokbokki burger. If the thread insists, I am willing to get one.

loving end your rear end if you don't. Will go halfsies and split it with you, if you are willing.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I loving INSIST

I LOVE GOON FOOD REPORTS

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Picnic Princess posted:

I loving INSIST

I LOVE GOON FOOD REPORTS

"I ate it. And seven others just like it. I am fat."

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

The General posted:


How have I never seen this before? I need to find a bottle of it IRL.

Considering I have a big jug of tomato-and-clam juice in the fridge, absolutely would.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


RoboRodent posted:

Considering I have a big jug of tomato-and-clam juice in the fridge, absolutely would.

Clamato owns. Ceasers are the best drink.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos
Clamato is an abomination before God and man. The very concept of clam tomato juice qualifies for this thread no matter what you do with it. Also, Caesars are disgusting.

Sorry for your malfunctioning taste buds.

Prism has a new favorite as of 06:24 on Apr 13, 2017

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Prism posted:

Sorry for your malfunctioning taste buds.

sorry for your wrongthink

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Prism posted:

Clamato is an abomination before God and man. The very concept of clam tomato juice qualifies for this thread no matter what you do with it. Also, Caesars are disgusting.

Sorry for your malfunctioning taste buds.

gently caress you and your blatant hatred of Canada. I hope you get your face smashed in my a moose then your eyes pecked out by a goose.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

Picnic Princess posted:

gently caress you and your blatant hatred of Canada. I hope you get your face smashed in my a moose then your eyes pecked out by a goose.

I live in Alberta. Love the place, hate the Caesars.

Also, man, goose? That's cold. Those guys are assholes.

Edit: I tried to get some goose anti-food porn but couldn't find any in a hurry that was recognizably, undoubtably goose. Have this instead. Chicken is like goose.

Prism has a new favorite as of 08:41 on Apr 13, 2017

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I can take pictures of balut and crispy fried tarantulas but that bitten out raw chicken makes me gag every time

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

I heart bacon posted:

I'm imagining the punch one as having a picture of Ray Rice on it. (Yeah, I know he played for the Ravens)

I was actually wrong, it wasn't cream soda, it was sports cream flavored soda.
The punch was called Sweet Victory apparently, I remember it tasting pretty much like blue fruit punch.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Jones-Soda-Seattle-Seahawks-Collector-Pack-Rare-Flag-Of-12-Included-/331466898198

The man on the punch is in fact Walter Jones, a solid pick for someone to represent the Seahawks on a bottle of soda dedicated to their victory.

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

Solvalou posted:

Remember the terrible Brazilian pizza video? We also have terrible, disgusting hot dogs over here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJBBrRO_E4g

I apologize for resurrecting this, but I've never seen food that has made me question its existence before like this.

There has to be some...origin to this, right? Is there a local dish that this is their unique take on? Maybe some kind of hot dog dish with potatoes and bacon that they tried to spin into their own special item? The only other explanation seems to be sheer madness.

It's like Dantes Inferno in food form

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

I apologize for resurrecting this, but I've never seen food that has made me question its existence before like this.

There has to be some...origin to this, right? Is there a local dish that this is their unique take on? Maybe some kind of hot dog dish with potatoes and bacon that they tried to spin into their own special item? The only other explanation seems to be sheer madness.

It's like Dantes Inferno in food form

I'm guessing that's just a hot dog stand that has some crazy over the top "THE GUT BOMB" menu option and we're looking at it

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
every day we move further from god's light

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm one of those people that gag when I try to eat soggy crackers in soup, or if bread is wet. I have completely lost my appetite thanks to that image.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

What are the directions?

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

What are the directions?
eat the crackers then lay on the floor and wallow in coffee and sadness

http://www.food.com/recipe/soakie-218098

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Elizabethan Error posted:

eat the crackers then lay on the floor and wallow in coffee and sadness

http://www.food.com/recipe/soakie-218098

quote:

Note: Children often like this dish prepared with crackers as the salt on the crackers cut down on the bitterness of the coffee. If you use toast or biscuits you might add a bit of salt.

Lies.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


BetterToRuleInHell posted:

It's like Dantes Inferno in food form

extremely good description

also:



:3:

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

cash crab posted:

extremely good description

also:



:3:

Interestingly, it's the male burger that shelters the sliders after they're born. The female burger will go off hunting to return later and regurgitate condiments for them.

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